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The Bleached Flamingo has her jaw wired shut right before book tour and Joe the not-quite-yet-a Plumber may sue for spying.
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This flamingo doesn't have a leg to stand on.
posted by twoleftfeet at 4:29 AM on November 26, 2008
posted by twoleftfeet at 4:29 AM on November 26, 2008
Oh, and oddly enough, she's no more attractive now that she can't open her mouth.
posted by gman at 4:39 AM on November 26, 2008
posted by gman at 4:39 AM on November 26, 2008
Is this the right place to psot the Sarah Palin Turkey Butchering Interview?
posted by Devils Rancher at 4:41 AM on November 26, 2008
posted by Devils Rancher at 4:41 AM on November 26, 2008
My personal theory is that her jaw was weakened and finally broken by the hypnotic up-and-down motion of her enormous Adam's apple.
posted by saladin at 4:47 AM on November 26, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by saladin at 4:47 AM on November 26, 2008 [2 favorites]
Wow, a thread mocking Ann Coulter on MeFi, how unexpected.
posted by oddman at 4:48 AM on November 26, 2008
posted by oddman at 4:48 AM on November 26, 2008
Wow, a thread mocking Ann Coulter on MeFi, how unexpected.
posted by oddman
eponysterical?
C'mon -- what's not to mock?
posted by Devils Rancher at 4:50 AM on November 26, 2008
posted by oddman
eponysterical?
C'mon -- what's not to mock?
posted by Devils Rancher at 4:50 AM on November 26, 2008
unrelated right-wing mocks... and the joe the plumber article is nearly a month old...
The point?
personally, I could care less about either of these idiots.
posted by HuronBob at 5:04 AM on November 26, 2008
The point?
personally, I could care less about either of these idiots.
posted by HuronBob at 5:04 AM on November 26, 2008
something something wire service
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 5:05 AM on November 26, 2008
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 5:05 AM on November 26, 2008
I have a confession to make - it was me who busted her jaw. It was an accident, I swear. Well, perhaps not exactly an accident, but I didn't set out with the specific intent to break her jaw.
Y'see, we ran into each other at the Two Minutes Hate, and, well, my flag pin was bigger than hers, but she was wearing a bigger crucifix, and we got into an argument about who was the bigger patriot, and who loved Jesus more, one thing led to another, she called me a fag, and I called her a Muslim, and the next thing I remember was yelling "I'LL SHOW YOU A RELIGION OF PEACE, BITCH!" and my right fist connecting solidly with her jaw ...
posted by kcds at 5:05 AM on November 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Y'see, we ran into each other at the Two Minutes Hate, and, well, my flag pin was bigger than hers, but she was wearing a bigger crucifix, and we got into an argument about who was the bigger patriot, and who loved Jesus more, one thing led to another, she called me a fag, and I called her a Muslim, and the next thing I remember was yelling "I'LL SHOW YOU A RELIGION OF PEACE, BITCH!" and my right fist connecting solidly with her jaw ...
posted by kcds at 5:05 AM on November 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
A woman getting her jaw broken is generally nothing to mock. Especially if someone did it to her.
Look, Coulter isn't the problem. Malkin isn't the problem. Billo and Rushbo isn't the problem. It's the party-first propaganda machine propping them up. They are talking heads and sock puppets for the truly odious elements of the radical right. Wishing bad things to happen to a sock puppet is part of the plan - the Lee Atwaters and Bill Cristols and Karl Roves get to snicker while people vent their spleen at powerless sockpuppets like Coulter.
posted by Slap*Happy at 5:07 AM on November 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Look, Coulter isn't the problem. Malkin isn't the problem. Billo and Rushbo isn't the problem. It's the party-first propaganda machine propping them up. They are talking heads and sock puppets for the truly odious elements of the radical right. Wishing bad things to happen to a sock puppet is part of the plan - the Lee Atwaters and Bill Cristols and Karl Roves get to snicker while people vent their spleen at powerless sockpuppets like Coulter.
posted by Slap*Happy at 5:07 AM on November 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
In my fantasies, Joe brings a lawsuit that sets a precedent that government officials cannot poke into our privacy and singlehandedly dismantles the patriot act.
posted by Bitter soylent at 5:23 AM on November 26, 2008
posted by Bitter soylent at 5:23 AM on November 26, 2008
and my right fist connecting solidly with her jaw ...
That's not what I heard at all. I heard she unhinged her jaw trying to swallow her young as she does from time to time and because of the botox injections couldn't get it to go back.
posted by Pollomacho at 5:29 AM on November 26, 2008 [3 favorites]
That's not what I heard at all. I heard she unhinged her jaw trying to swallow her young as she does from time to time and because of the botox injections couldn't get it to go back.
posted by Pollomacho at 5:29 AM on November 26, 2008 [3 favorites]
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