Helen Keller Simulator
July 15, 2009 7:44 PM   Subscribe

Helen Keller simulator.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey (20 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I made a Helen Keller, Superhero joke earlier in IRC all riffing on Daredevil and I feel like maybe this is karma coming back for my ass or something. -- cortex



 
W-A-T-E-R
posted by scratch at 7:44 PM on July 15, 2009


I suspect that this won't last long, but the real magic's in the HTML source.
posted by TheNewWazoo at 7:46 PM on July 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


I looked at the source, and I'm glad. Too bad I can't read it.
posted by reductiondesign at 7:47 PM on July 15, 2009


Ha ha?

For the curious, here's the source code:
Helen Keller Simulator
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posted by lekvar at 7:47 PM on July 15, 2009 [2 favorites]


I love that MeFi's kicking off its next ten years the classy way.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 7:54 PM on July 15, 2009 [2 favorites]


mr_crash_davis mark II,

Why do you want to see baby mathowie cry?
posted by lukemeister at 7:54 PM on July 15, 2009


...rearrange the furniture!

...give her a basketball, and tell her to read it!

...because she was a woman!
posted by mrstrotsky at 7:54 PM on July 15, 2009


"this is not the source code you are looking for"

haw!
posted by sexyrobot at 7:55 PM on July 15, 2009


FWIW, best helen keller joke ever:

why can't helen keller have kids?

because she's dead.
posted by sexyrobot at 7:56 PM on July 15, 2009 [2 favorites]


Oh god how will I possibly say all the offensive things I want to say before this gets deleted? I can't handle this sort of pressure.

Okay....what's helen keller's favorite color? Corduroy.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 7:57 PM on July 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Well, still better than that Diving Bell and the Butterfly first-person shooter.
posted by PlusDistance at 7:57 PM on July 15, 2009 [4 favorites]


So hellen keller walks into a bar but then she trips and falls over a stool because she's blind.
posted by Avenger at 7:59 PM on July 15, 2009


Ooh, insensitive AND not funny.
posted by FritoKAL at 7:59 PM on July 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Ah, to be a fifth-grader again.

no, wait, that's wrong -- the teacher was insane and I hated every minute...
posted by longsleeves at 8:00 PM on July 15, 2009


Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house?


Neither has she.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 8:00 PM on July 15, 2009


i heard she died doing what she loved best...getting sucked into a vat at a chocolate factory.
posted by sexyrobot at 8:02 PM on July 15, 2009


Marco....

Marco.......


Marco.....


sigh.



MARCOOO.......
posted by nosila at 8:02 PM on July 15, 2009 [1 favorite]


Er... something something SHE'S BLIND!

I got nothin'
posted by brundlefly at 8:02 PM on July 15, 2009


Because she tried to read the waffle iron.
posted by steef at 8:03 PM on July 15, 2009


I laughed my ass off. And then almost felt guilty for it. Almost.
posted by five fresh fish at 8:05 PM on July 15, 2009


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