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August 25, 2009 8:44 PM Subscribe
"Americans run to have writer iron" I gave blood today, and was interested in any positive side effects I might experience after donating. Not much research exists about the health benefits of giving blood, beyond the fact that you help to save someone's life and you are screened for blood pressure, iron levels, resting heart rate and temperature. In my quest, one of the blogs I ran across was called Nice Blog. After reading the first two sentences, I knew that it held some gems. "It exclusive takes virtually an hour out of your overbusy schedule and it may expend a account. Donating murder may not exclusive help the being who conventional the blood cells but may also turn the upbeat of the helper."
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This post was deleted for the following reason: I hate to break it to you, but you appear to have written up a lengthy multi-link post about a shitty website. -- cortex
"There's just one thing I don't understand. The thing I don't understand is every motherfucking word you're saying." -- The Limey
posted by Kirklander at 8:50 PM on August 25, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by Kirklander at 8:50 PM on August 25, 2009 [3 favorites]
Oh sorry, I think I get it, are you posting this to highlight the really strange writing?
posted by Kirklander at 8:52 PM on August 25, 2009
posted by Kirklander at 8:52 PM on August 25, 2009
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[puts down drink, grabs shotgun]
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 8:53 PM on August 25, 2009 [2 favorites]
[puts down drink, grabs shotgun]
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 8:53 PM on August 25, 2009 [2 favorites]
That has to be a bot. Even the worst ESL don't speak to that speaking in understand.
posted by tylerfulltilt at 8:53 PM on August 25, 2009
posted by tylerfulltilt at 8:53 PM on August 25, 2009
They say that men shouldn't take vitamins with iron because men sometimes get too much iron in their blood (as opposed to women who bleed some out every month or so). Maybe men used to bleed more often back in the pre-historic days. Giving blood may be a natural way to stay healthy.
You give money and who knows whose pocket it ends up in, but you give blood and you can really know that you are helping someone out who's in trouble.
I used to give blood often many years ago, but finally stopped after the second time I passed out cold (a full five minutes after giving blood). Apparently my body doesn't react well to the loss of blood. Nevertheless, I'm now thinking of trying it again. I'll probably drink a lot of water beforehand this time.
posted by eye of newt at 8:55 PM on August 25, 2009
You give money and who knows whose pocket it ends up in, but you give blood and you can really know that you are helping someone out who's in trouble.
I used to give blood often many years ago, but finally stopped after the second time I passed out cold (a full five minutes after giving blood). Apparently my body doesn't react well to the loss of blood. Nevertheless, I'm now thinking of trying it again. I'll probably drink a lot of water beforehand this time.
posted by eye of newt at 8:55 PM on August 25, 2009
I have to wonder what auto-translator produced this, and what the original language was. It's apparent that some colloquialisms are being translated literally, and the grammar is being rendered pretty much intact. It shows that there's still a long way to go in auto-translation.
I suspect this may be the product of a Malaysian or Indonesian of Indian descent, based on the followers.
posted by Jimmy Havok at 9:03 PM on August 25, 2009
I suspect this may be the product of a Malaysian or Indonesian of Indian descent, based on the followers.
posted by Jimmy Havok at 9:03 PM on August 25, 2009
Pick a reason to flag: Snow Crash.
posted by loquacious at 9:06 PM on August 25, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by loquacious at 9:06 PM on August 25, 2009 [1 favorite]
Yes, I also say Markov chain generated text..
but hilarious anyways!
posted by kuatto at 9:08 PM on August 25, 2009
but hilarious anyways!
posted by kuatto at 9:08 PM on August 25, 2009
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