By day a mild mannered pencil-monkey...
September 2, 2009 4:04 PM Subscribe
That is some seriously shitty bad bank-robber luck.
posted by cerebus19 at 4:22 PM on September 2, 2009
posted by cerebus19 at 4:22 PM on September 2, 2009
And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that doodling kid.
posted by Zed at 4:22 PM on September 2, 2009 [7 favorites]
posted by Zed at 4:22 PM on September 2, 2009 [7 favorites]
Shoot a cop
Buy a nose on eBay
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 4:39 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Buy a nose on eBay
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 4:39 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Heh! That's awesome. Rock on, Chris!
posted by kittens for breakfast at 4:42 PM on September 2, 2009
posted by kittens for breakfast at 4:42 PM on September 2, 2009
Drawings or it didn't happen.
posted by mrnutty at 4:42 PM on September 2, 2009 [6 favorites]
posted by mrnutty at 4:42 PM on September 2, 2009 [6 favorites]
Feelgood FPP of the day! YAY!
posted by Sidhedevil at 5:01 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Sidhedevil at 5:01 PM on September 2, 2009 [1 favorite]
Sidhedevil beat me to it - this is just a fantastic story that cannot help but bring a smile (or at least a smirk) to my jaded face. Cheers, Artw.
posted by Dysk at 6:06 PM on September 2, 2009
posted by Dysk at 6:06 PM on September 2, 2009
I kind of regret not making the title something about calling the filth or something, but I couldn't make it work.
posted by Artw at 6:32 PM on September 2, 2009
posted by Artw at 6:32 PM on September 2, 2009
When he refers to his "status as a grass" (I suspect that the extra "as" was a mistake) is that Cockney slang or something? I don't get it.
posted by planetkyoto at 7:07 PM on September 2, 2009
posted by planetkyoto at 7:07 PM on September 2, 2009
is that Cockney slang or something?
British slang: the verb "to grass" means "to denounce someone" (entry at M-W). I've not heard it as a noun carrying the same sense before, though.
posted by YamwotIam at 8:15 PM on September 2, 2009
British slang: the verb "to grass" means "to denounce someone" (entry at M-W). I've not heard it as a noun carrying the same sense before, though.
posted by YamwotIam at 8:15 PM on September 2, 2009
Thanks for that.
posted by planetkyoto at 8:49 PM on September 2, 2009
posted by planetkyoto at 8:49 PM on September 2, 2009
Aw, nice. I think everyone has those moments where they imagine heroically putting their special skills to the test. Cool to see it work out for this guy.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 9:33 PM on September 2, 2009
posted by Solon and Thanks at 9:33 PM on September 2, 2009
Just remembered this story from the news a while back...
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:05 AM on September 3, 2009
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:05 AM on September 3, 2009
Grass = snitch = 'dog' in Australia (I've been watching way to many Australian crime dramas recently)
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:08 AM on September 3, 2009
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:08 AM on September 3, 2009
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