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This post was deleted for the following reason: this is an onion article. Did you think maybe we were all asleep? I assure you we are not. -- jessamyn
Ah, the ever-popular, never controversial single link Onion post.
posted by nanojath at 8:30 PM on January 26, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by nanojath at 8:30 PM on January 26, 2010 [3 favorites]
This is not a mere Onion article. This is one of the rare ones, that both is hilarious and says something relevant and pressing. It's social satire at its best.
I read this one and thought it was something special; I wasn't certain about submitting it to Metafilter but now that it has been I support its posting wholeheartedly.
posted by Rory Marinich at 8:32 PM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
I read this one and thought it was something special; I wasn't certain about submitting it to Metafilter but now that it has been I support its posting wholeheartedly.
posted by Rory Marinich at 8:32 PM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
BP I love you. But no.
posted by Splunge at 8:34 PM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Splunge at 8:34 PM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
It's almost cruel to have an OP like that and then link to the Onion. Dick move.
posted by Consonants Without Vowels at 8:35 PM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Consonants Without Vowels at 8:35 PM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
as i moved my mouse toward the link i was thinking "please don't be an onion article please don't be an onion article please don't be an onion article" - alas - fun tho.
posted by h0p3y at 8:36 PM on January 26, 2010 [7 favorites]
posted by h0p3y at 8:36 PM on January 26, 2010 [7 favorites]
Please not that i didn't flag this. I love it. But, no.
posted by Splunge at 8:36 PM on January 26, 2010
posted by Splunge at 8:36 PM on January 26, 2010
That wasn't funny at all; it was rather petty and obvious.
posted by oddman at 8:36 PM on January 26, 2010
posted by oddman at 8:36 PM on January 26, 2010
It would have to be a completely insupportable post for me to flag something of BP's.
This is it.
posted by Joe Beese at 8:37 PM on January 26, 2010
This is it.
posted by Joe Beese at 8:37 PM on January 26, 2010
Onion Quiche
3/4 cup [175 g] grated Cheddar cheese
1 tablespoon [8.75 g] flour
1 [9-inch / 23-cm] baked pie shell
1 1/4 cups [310 mL] minced onion
2 tablespoons [30 g] butter or oil [30 mL]
3 beaten eggs
3/4 cup [190 mL] milk
Salt and pepper, to taste
2 tablespoons [30 g] grated Cheddar cheese
Mix together 3/4 cup [175 g] grated Cheddar cheese and flour.
Sprinkle mixture all over the bottom of baked pie shell.
Softened minced onion into hot butter or oil.
Sprinkle softenend minced onion over cheese/flour mixture.
Beat together beaten eggs and milk.
Salt and pepper.
Pour into pie shell, over onion mixture.
Sprinkle with remaining 2 tablespoons [30 g] grated Cheddar cheese.
Bake into a preheated 350°F [180°C] oven for 30 minutes, until set.
Cool for 5 minutes before serving
posted by Splunge at 8:38 PM on January 26, 2010 [3 favorites]
3/4 cup [175 g] grated Cheddar cheese
1 tablespoon [8.75 g] flour
1 [9-inch / 23-cm] baked pie shell
1 1/4 cups [310 mL] minced onion
2 tablespoons [30 g] butter or oil [30 mL]
3 beaten eggs
3/4 cup [190 mL] milk
Salt and pepper, to taste
2 tablespoons [30 g] grated Cheddar cheese
Mix together 3/4 cup [175 g] grated Cheddar cheese and flour.
Sprinkle mixture all over the bottom of baked pie shell.
Softened minced onion into hot butter or oil.
Sprinkle softenend minced onion over cheese/flour mixture.
Beat together beaten eggs and milk.
Salt and pepper.
Pour into pie shell, over onion mixture.
Sprinkle with remaining 2 tablespoons [30 g] grated Cheddar cheese.
Bake into a preheated 350°F [180°C] oven for 30 minutes, until set.
Cool for 5 minutes before serving
posted by Splunge at 8:38 PM on January 26, 2010 [3 favorites]
Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
posted by Rory Marinich at 8:40 PM on January 26, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Rory Marinich at 8:40 PM on January 26, 2010 [2 favorites]
I love the Onion, I love this article and I got mad love for Blazecock, too, but SLOP is SLOP, I'm afraid. When would it end if we started posting every funny thing we read there?
posted by EatTheWeek at 8:44 PM on January 26, 2010
posted by EatTheWeek at 8:44 PM on January 26, 2010
That would be something awful!
posted by Splunge at 8:46 PM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Splunge at 8:46 PM on January 26, 2010 [1 favorite]
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