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July 12, 2010 7:16 AM   Subscribe

How to make showering manly again!
posted by new brand day (12 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: We've seen hyperbole and a half at least a couple times now, and this particular post doesn't seem to be going over great. -- cortex



 
You know, when Maddox used mspaint to do his "manly" illustrations, it had a certain cranky, lazy charm to it. But it's 2010, everyone else needs to cut it right the fuck out.
posted by Pastabagel at 7:21 AM on July 12, 2010 [2 favorites]


Hyperboleandahalf-filter.
posted by sciurus at 7:23 AM on July 12, 2010 [1 favorite]


I love using a (synthetic) loofah and I haven't had a problem finding manly soaps. But I'm very interested in this "being shaved by a spaceship" idea. I hate shaving so I put it off and then I get itchy so I shave but now it's painfully long so I hate it more so I put it off and you see where I'm going.
posted by DU at 7:28 AM on July 12, 2010


"Manly, yes, but geeks like it too.."
posted by jonmc at 7:30 AM on July 12, 2010


Dumb...
posted by Hanuman1960 at 7:30 AM on July 12, 2010


Yeah, but can you get two tickets to that thing I love?
posted by Brittanie at 7:32 AM on July 12, 2010


Hahaha. I actually relate to this because I started using Dove unscented soap years ago when I got annoyed at all other soaps smelling like flowers. Look, I'm a human, not a flower.

And as for shaving, I'm currently getting peeved because it appears Gillette has discontinued the Sensor 3 razor refills. Stores now only seem so stock the absurd "Fusion" cartridges which I hate. Nobody needs that many blades to shave with - the blade head is too big to shave my upper lip and chin area comfortably, and they cost a bazillion times more than the old Sensor 3's.
posted by dnash at 7:34 AM on July 12, 2010


Aw, Allie's work is pretty awesome. And Dog is brilliantly written and drawn. I used to have a dog like that, but my parents sent her to live on a farm. I'm sure she had a very good time at the farm. I'm pretty sure.
posted by maudlin at 7:35 AM on July 12, 2010


I feel truly cheated that mefites only introduced me to Lush. OK, so bath bombs are awesome, but have you ever tried to blow something up with one?
posted by greekphilosophy at 7:36 AM on July 12, 2010 [1 favorite]


I'd say a manly shower is a five minute shower.
posted by thylacine at 7:37 AM on July 12, 2010


Because wanking in the shower isn't manly enough?
posted by doctor_negative at 7:37 AM on July 12, 2010


I love H&1/2 immensely, but do we really need an FPP for each of her entries?

Ok, maybe we do.
posted by elizardbits at 7:40 AM on July 12, 2010


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