I Quit
August 10, 2010 5:09 PM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: Yeah, Fakey McFakerson and we've seen it already down in the Slater thread. No biggie, SAS. -- cortex
What kind of brokerage firm decorates their office with scented candles, mass market paperbacks and a set of Encyclopedia Britannicas? These fake meme people aren't even trying anymore.
posted by dhammond at 5:10 PM on August 10, 2010
posted by dhammond at 5:10 PM on August 10, 2010
No she didn't.
The Quitting Tale That Suckered the Whole Internet
posted by MCMikeNamara at 5:11 PM on August 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
The Quitting Tale That Suckered the Whole Internet
posted by MCMikeNamara at 5:11 PM on August 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
Oh but I wanted it to be so true!! Cause it's so funny!! That she would do that!!
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 5:13 PM on August 10, 2010
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 5:13 PM on August 10, 2010
I was hoping for nudity.
posted by jonmc at 5:14 PM on August 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by jonmc at 5:14 PM on August 10, 2010 [1 favorite]
People will believe anything if it's on the internet. For example, that one can make bacon out of carrots.
posted by sanko at 5:15 PM on August 10, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by sanko at 5:15 PM on August 10, 2010 [3 favorites]
Didn't somebody in the Slater thread call this one? Can't seem to find it...
Also, I'd like to know who "Jenny" is, because... yeah. I'd like to offer her a new job. That's it.
posted by namespan at 5:19 PM on August 10, 2010
Also, I'd like to know who "Jenny" is, because... yeah. I'd like to offer her a new job. That's it.
posted by namespan at 5:19 PM on August 10, 2010
Color me intrigued. Tell me more about these bacon carrots.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:19 PM on August 10, 2010
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:19 PM on August 10, 2010
Ooops my twitter is private:
And the winner of the "Shit the dude's dad never ever actually said" trophy for internet fakeness is... "Girl who quit on the whiteboard!!" about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
unicornrockstar
posted by drjimmy11 at 5:20 PM on August 10, 2010
And the winner of the "Shit the dude's dad never ever actually said" trophy for internet fakeness is... "Girl who quit on the whiteboard!!" about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
unicornrockstar
posted by drjimmy11 at 5:20 PM on August 10, 2010
Almost certainly a hoax
The woman felt like a pro early on.
posted by Joe Beese at 5:21 PM on August 10, 2010
The woman felt like a pro early on.
posted by Joe Beese at 5:21 PM on August 10, 2010
Shouldn't it be HPOA? Just sayin'.
People like just sayin' almost as much as they like bacon carrots. True story.
posted by iconomy at 5:22 PM on August 10, 2010
People like just sayin' almost as much as they like bacon carrots. True story.
posted by iconomy at 5:22 PM on August 10, 2010
Ack, my first MetaFilter post and I effed it up. Mods, spare me further humiliation and delete this, please?
posted by Short Attention Sp at 5:22 PM on August 10, 2010
posted by Short Attention Sp at 5:22 PM on August 10, 2010
The Quitting Tale That Suckered the Whole Internet
This has been posted everywhere, and everywhere I've seen it it's been accompanied by lots of people saying "fake."
So maybe The Quitting Tale That Entertained the Whole Internet? Except that would be the Jet Blue guy.
So maybe just A Meme That Lots of People Linked Because It Has A Pretty Girl In It?
posted by straight at 5:22 PM on August 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
This has been posted everywhere, and everywhere I've seen it it's been accompanied by lots of people saying "fake."
So maybe The Quitting Tale That Entertained the Whole Internet? Except that would be the Jet Blue guy.
So maybe just A Meme That Lots of People Linked Because It Has A Pretty Girl In It?
posted by straight at 5:22 PM on August 10, 2010 [2 favorites]
So why did the "girl" who "quit" have to strip off a layer of clothes for the last few photos? #fakeStuffOnTheInternetThatIsClearlyFake about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
posted by drjimmy11 at 5:22 PM on August 10, 2010
posted by drjimmy11 at 5:22 PM on August 10, 2010
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(Next time, make sure you have a new job before burning your bridges.)
posted by dirigibleman at 5:10 PM on August 10, 2010