Rule for dealing with Evil Overlords
August 30, 2010 7:10 PM Subscribe
Rule for dealing with Evil Overlords:
When I have knocked out the Evil Overlord, I will grab the nearest heavy object and beat him forcibly about the head until his brain pops out. Then I will drop kick said brain against the nearest wall. Only then will I attempt to step over him, get keys from his pocket, or turn my back on him for any reason.
While a hero or damsel in distress needs but this one rule, Evil Overlords require 102.
This post was deleted for the following reason: No biggie, but this was already old back when it was old. -- cortex
How the hell is this not a double? This is pre-web!
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 7:15 PM on August 30, 2010
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 7:15 PM on August 30, 2010
This is the oldest thing that there ever was ever! It even says the words "Generation X" in it! And not like "100 years ago people used the term 'Generation X' sometimes and they were old and are all dead now." This is very old.
posted by ND¢ at 7:20 PM on August 30, 2010
posted by ND¢ at 7:20 PM on August 30, 2010
I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
This list was clearly written before the Great Homosexuality Plague overtook our fine civilization.
posted by Tomorrowful at 7:20 PM on August 30, 2010
This list was clearly written before the Great Homosexuality Plague overtook our fine civilization.
posted by Tomorrowful at 7:20 PM on August 30, 2010
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I dibs posting about Hamster Dance.
posted by mightygodking at 7:15 PM on August 30, 2010