From the comments: Nature's Fleshlight

September 9, 2010 4:16 PM

A chimp rapes a frog at the Honolulu Zoo (SLYT)
posted by joannemerriam (18 comments total)

It does exactly what it says on the tin, as the English say.
posted by infinitywaltz at 4:16 PM on September 9, 2010

If this is what metafilter is for, then I give up.
posted by dersins at 4:17 PM on September 9, 2010 [6 favorites]

The kids laughing in the background makes this one.
posted by Space Coyote at 4:19 PM on September 9, 2010

Fuck and alas.
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:19 PM on September 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

When I alluded to this in a comment here, I didn't link to the video for a reason.
posted by StickyCarpet at 4:19 PM on September 9, 2010

I read that as "A chimp races a frog".

I did not what what I expected to watch.
posted by auto-correct at 4:19 PM on September 9, 2010 [1 favorite]

Not up to snuff for the blue.
posted by nickyskye at 4:20 PM on September 9, 2010 [3 favorites]

Normally I'm not opposed to SLYT posts, but.... why was this necessary?
posted by dubold at 4:20 PM on September 9, 2010

watch what i expected to watch, rather.
posted by auto-correct at 4:20 PM on September 9, 2010

This post needs a-zotzin'. A good ol' fashioned downhome zotzin'.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:22 PM on September 9, 2010

Well in the context of primate sexuality I certainly think that ZALGO
posted by Countess Elena at 4:24 PM on September 9, 2010 [2 favorites]

It's science!
posted by Flashman at 4:24 PM on September 9, 2010

atch what i expected to watch, rather.
posted by auto-correct

You know, I'd say eponysterical, but...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:24 PM on September 9, 2010

why was this necessary?

It was for in case you maybe wanted to watch a chimp rape a frog.
posted by infinitywaltz at 4:24 PM on September 9, 2010 [2 favorites]

This video crushes my faith in humanity. And chimpmanity. OK, frogs, though.
posted by chavenet at 4:24 PM on September 9, 2010

One time my cat ate a Skittle. True story.
posted by Ouisch at 4:25 PM on September 9, 2010 [2 favorites]

atch

Where's an auto-correct when ya need it, eh?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:25 PM on September 9, 2010

The surprising thing to me is that the tea party came out in favor of this.
posted by found missing at 4:26 PM on September 9, 2010 [1 favorite]