Looks like it's a great week to be a guy named Chris

September 30, 2010 1:09 PM

Don't ever, ever lose your To-Do list. Found on a sidewalk in Pacific Beach, California.

BTW, if you're wondering -- yes, Moondoggies has a happy hour special.

posted by Cool Papa Bell (33 comments total)

You know, I'm not really supposed to, but I love this.
posted by Askiba at 1:11 PM on September 30, 2010

Um, could we have a non-Facebook link?
posted by reductiondesign at 1:11 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]

I assume you have to be on Facebook to see what this is?
posted by blucevalo at 1:11 PM on September 30, 2010

Any way to not have it behind a FaceBook login?
posted by everichon at 1:11 PM on September 30, 2010

Points for correct usage of "only."
posted by ekroh at 1:12 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]

Is there a non-Facebook source for this? My anti-Zuckerbergism prevents me from viewing this post.
posted by Mister Fabulous at 1:12 PM on September 30, 2010

Try this link.
posted by andoatnp at 1:12 PM on September 30, 2010

Link with no login required
posted by null terminated at 1:13 PM on September 30, 2010

nth-ing request for non-facebook link. We're not all on that stupid site.
posted by brand-gnu at 1:13 PM on September 30, 2010

SLWTF?
posted by filthy light thief at 1:14 PM on September 30, 2010

Huh. I could've sworn I was on MetaFilter, not reddit.
posted by reductiondesign at 1:14 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]

Actually, this is sort of a perfect link to be Facebook only.
posted by maryr at 1:14 PM on September 30, 2010 [4 favorites]

This is the first line of my /etc/hosts file:

0.0.0.0 www.facebook.com
posted by gurple at 1:14 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]

ha ha the second comment read "no blow" as "no cocaine" but given the item before it, i read it as "no oral sex".
posted by djduckie at 1:16 PM on September 30, 2010 [6 favorites]

a) While this is probably not what MeFi is for,
b) That is a pretty fun find.
posted by everichon at 1:18 PM on September 30, 2010

Best of the sidewalk!
posted by limeonaire at 1:19 PM on September 30, 2010 [5 favorites]

What makes you so sure Chris is a guy?
posted by Floydd at 1:20 PM on September 30, 2010

I think I know her.
posted by georg_cantor at 1:20 PM on September 30, 2010

That right there is a perfect explanation of why I never go to PB.
posted by stefanie at 1:21 PM on September 30, 2010

-Sex with Chris only.

I can get behind this action item.
posted by Devils Rancher at 1:22 PM on September 30, 2010

I used to make up lists like that and then leave them laying around in bathrooms or shoved in to popular-ish reference books back in my undergrad days as a lark. Here's to hoping this one is real.
posted by Fezboy! at 1:22 PM on September 30, 2010

What does "Narcos only at work mean"? I can come up with some possibilities, but they don't really make sense.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 1:23 PM on September 30, 2010

So this is a person who wants to DTMFA and cut down on casual sex, cut down on drinking, stop doing coke and vicodin, and look good while doing it.

She's Ask MetaFilter incarnate.
posted by griphus at 1:23 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]

It's "Norco," Bulgaroktonos. It's a trade name for Vicodin. No, I've never heard of anyone refer to Vicodin as anything except "Vicodin" either.
posted by griphus at 1:24 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]

To the Facebook-averse, it is a handwritten note with the following on it:

- Never call Landon again.
- delete # tomorrow
- No more talking about him ever
- tan
- get hair done
- whiten teeth
- No Moondoggies for 3 more weeks
- sex w/ Chris only
- No blow
- Narcos only @ work.

Apparently found on a sidewalk in Pacific Beach.
posted by en forme de poire at 1:25 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]

Totally a viral for The International Dermal Institute.
posted by burnmp3s at 1:27 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]

Lamebook
posted by Threeway Handshake at 1:28 PM on September 30, 2010

Huh, that's crazy. I have a dernis!
posted by everichon at 1:29 PM on September 30, 2010

- Never call Landon again.
- delete # tomorrow
- No more talking about him ever
- tan
- get hair done
- whiten teeth
- No Moondoggies for 3 more weeks
- sex w/ Chris only
- No blow
- Narcos only @ work

tonight

- the same thing we do every night, pinky - try to take over the world
posted by pyramid termite at 1:32 PM on September 30, 2010 [4 favorites]

Suddenly my life seems more manageable and I feel totally on top of my shit.
posted by thescientificmethhead at 1:33 PM on September 30, 2010 [10 favorites]

I like how "tan" is so far ahead of "No blow" and "Norco only @ work" on the list.
posted by orme at 1:35 PM on September 30, 2010

everichon: " I have a dernis!"

That's nothing, I've got an epidermis.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 1:35 PM on September 30, 2010

I don't think I've ever heard a more apt description of Pacific Beach.

First thing I thought of too, TWF.
posted by sbrollins at 1:35 PM on September 30, 2010