Metafilter Character Sheet
Lurker the bald
innkeeper
Lurker has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were an only child. They read a couple wikipedia pages about catherding but the disappearance of their second cousin still haunts them. They fear seashells.
Equipment
sanguine rubberband gun
olfactory tights
doubtful katana of synaesthesia
wiimote of moderation
Spells
Net Of Argument
Golem Of Poison
I Have A Quick Question About Linux
Skills
rules-lawyering
catherding