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posted by adampsyche at 8:07 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by jenwells at 8:10 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by jpoulos at 8:17 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by tranquileye at 8:33 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by thirteen at 8:46 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by Hammerikaner at 8:47 AM on September 17, 2001
One of the wonderful things about being human is the ability to laugh as well as cry - and at least irony makes you think while you laugh =)
Lets hope the Onion isn't too disheartened - maybe they should leave this topic alone while people are still grieving, but there are still many, many other bits of news to lighten up our days =)
posted by Mossy at 8:47 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by thirteen at 8:47 AM on September 17, 2001
But all the same. Not off topic. Per se.
(It's a plane-hijacking-terrorist-related Onion story. Catch it before they remember it's there.)
posted by Grangousier at 8:52 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by argybarg at 8:55 AM on September 17, 2001
Why am I referring to The Onion in the past tense? Damn.
posted by mcwetboy at 8:58 AM on September 17, 2001
I know this isn't the kind of casualty you had in mind, but the winner of Fox's Murder in Small Town X is one of the missing fireman in New York City.
posted by rcade at 9:01 AM on September 17, 2001
I cannot really disagree with you, tho I cannot imagine who they will get a laugh out of this.
posted by thirteen at 9:08 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by Frasermoo at 9:34 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by Hildago at 9:34 AM on September 17, 2001
That is such bullshit. If this country hadn't been living so high on the hog for the last 30 years, seeking out one "distraction" after another, we might have been more prepared for what happened. (Some) news sources have been covering Afghanistan and the Middle East forever, but too many Americans were too busy being "entertained" to notice.
The polls all say that 9 out of 10 Americans support military action, presumably in Afghanistan. How many of those could find Afghanistan on a map? How many have even heard of it before last week. I think you'd be surprised.
I know this isn't the kind of casualty you had in mind, but the winner of Fox's Murder in Small Town X is one of the missing fireman in New York City.
As a matter of fact, a friend of my is actually the creator of that show. I can't imagine what her perspective on this whole thing must be.
I spent a week with her this summer, and at the time I thought it was bizarre that her entire life could revolve around something that had such a weak grip on "reality". Small Town X wasn't really a typical "reality" show--real people participated in a fictionalized murder mystery. The "townspeople" were all actors. This dose of real reality (with the death of the firefighter) thrown into the bizarre pseudo-reality of the show must be mind-boggling for her.
posted by jpoulos at 9:34 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by Kami at 9:37 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by raysmj at 9:44 AM on September 17, 2001
Though I genuinely mourn for the dead, I'm still not going to forget that George Bush is a buffoon. Which is why I'm posting a link to Australian satire mag The Chaser here and on the front page. WARNING some of its content may prove tasteless or offensive to some with regard to the WTC/ Washington atrocity.
posted by skylar at 9:58 AM on September 17, 2001
On a related note, I do agree with some posters that junk like Britney Spears will seem super-trite, especially in formats such as MTV's TRL. How can that show have hundreds of teens in the street screaming over boybands? No one would show up!
posted by agnok47 at 10:00 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by jess at 10:36 AM on September 17, 2001
Of course, it may be rather more pleasant to emerge from some silly farm in 40 days time and only then realise the rest of the world is obliterated. At least they're getting some survival practice in primitive agricultural techniques.
posted by jill at 10:56 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by Summer at 11:11 AM on September 17, 2001
posted by Hammerikaner at 11:27 AM on September 17, 2001
Here's an example from the Falklands War for any Brits out there. After British forces sunk retreating enemy ship the General Belgrano (violating war conventions), the Sun tabloid newspaper printed the now-infamous headline "Gotcha!" The response of satirical newspaper Private Eye, meanwhile, was a perfect lampooning of both the Sun's out-of-control nationalism and its greed: "Enter our new 'Kill an Argie, win a Metro competition!"
posted by skylar at 11:35 AM on September 17, 2001
If I remember right, that quote (from Crimes and Misdemeanors) was uttered by Alan Alda, portraying an annoyingly facile television producer. Woody Allen was making fun of that kind of sentiment.
But at the same time, the movie claimed that ultra-seriousness was not a better solution. (Toward the end of the movie, the highfalutin academic that Woody's character worships commits suicide, which totally contradicts the worldview the academic had espoused). That movie actually has some relevance now: the murderer in the movie gets away with it, finds a plausible way of justifying his behavior, and we are left with a feeling that this happens every day.
posted by Bootcut at 11:43 AM on September 17, 2001
And stop talking about The Onion in the past tense. They're taking a break ferchrissakes. We've had the TRAGEDY, soon we'll have the TIME...and then COMEDY can resume (thanks for the great Woody Allen quote).
posted by xochi at 11:50 AM on September 17, 2001
Usually, they're considered pretty valuable during wartime, because of the morale value. Bob Hope did pretty well for the USO, too.. I guess we'll be sending Bill F. Buckley to keep the right timbre to things.
And then there's Charlie Chaplin, and his 'Great Dictator'...
I dunno, folks. I say self-flagglation is no answer.
posted by Perigee at 11:55 AM on September 17, 2001
I don't think The West Wing should address it directly, either, but I'm looking forward to its "big dramas" as a relief from reality. Oh the president has MS and lied about it? I wish that was all we had to worry about.
posted by kirkaracha at 12:00 PM on September 17, 2001
Personally, I don't feel the need to wear a hair-shirt in order to feel the weight of the current situation. Extending this sort of logic would close down television, radio, theaters and live music venues.
Which is just the sort of thing the Taliban would approve of.
posted by mcwetboy at 12:13 PM on September 17, 2001
You're right, of course. But far too often entertainment is used to "escape reality" to the point of absurdity. I know so many people who can't watch the news because they "can't stand" to hear about children who die in a house fire. They watch "Wheel of Fortune" instead. Of course the thought of children dying in fires is terrible, and no one enjoys hearing that stuff, but if you can't face day-to-day hardships, how on earth can you expect to cope with extraordinary tragedies like the ones last week?
How lucky are we that terrorist attacks are considered "extraordinary" in the US, where in many parts of the world they are the day-to-day hardships!
I don't feel the need to wear a hair-shirt in order to feel the weight of the current situation.
Not at all. I could barely face the world without The Simpsons--or The Onion for that matter. But I couldn't bear to be without NPR either.
In reference to the USO shows, comedy and entertainment provide a valuable bubble of relief to those who have a grasp on reality. But if you're born and raised within that bubble, that stuff become anaesthesia.
Geez, this all sounds so very elitist, doesn't it? I don't mean it to. I understand that different people have different interests, and I don't suggest that everyone needs to become experts on foreign relations. But if the US expects to continue to lead the world, it (and I don't mean just its government, but the American people in general) needs to have a grasp on how that world works.
I suppose I should lighten up a little, and let things go a bit, but at the same time, shouldn't everyone else start paying a little more attention to the world around them?
posted by jpoulos at 12:21 PM on September 17, 2001
And many accounts of war (Spike Milligan's War Memoirs, for example, Oh What a Lovely War or Catch 22) refer to the gallows humour that soldiers find necessary to keep going, as do people who work for the emergency services and stare death in the face every day.
In fact a normal response to disasters and tragedies is to joke about them ? think Challenger or Princess Diana. These are not necessarily cracked by unfeeling people, but rather may be a refusal to let the shock, the horror, the sadness win. A gesture of defiance.
That said, I haven't heard anything like that in this case. There is nothing funny about WTC, as The Chaser conclusively proves.
posted by Grangousier at 12:22 PM on September 17, 2001
And it's probably equally true that the same ratio could be charted back through time: a whole bunch of the 'Yanks' and 'Doughboys' were yahoos that couldn't rub two synapses together. Then again, the same could be said of the British, French, Italian, German, and Japanese who fought in that conflict, along with any other amassed group of humans that came together to do bodily injury upon each other.
We're still mostly just a bunch of barely-monkeys out here, and that's OK. If we last long enough to evolve - or 'grow', if you prefer to keep the scopes trial out of it - we may actually amount to something decent as a species someday. In the meanwhile, being petulant that a group of nigh-neanderthals just don't 'pay attention' is like trying to instruct squirrels to stay off of power lines.
That being said, I'll be equally elitist, if not moreso by a mile. Now they Are paying attention, and the response we're getting is 'Blow 'em back to the stone age'. Frankly, I'd rather these folks get back to whatever was occupying their attention before as quickly as possible. I say let the mental lightweights have their lotus TV-dinners, so they don't get all panic-stricken and do something stupid, like potting the Arab who runs the Sunoco down the street, or pummeling the Pakistani who is walking home from school.
posted by Perigee at 12:47 PM on September 17, 2001
posted by sixdifferentways at 1:03 PM on September 17, 2001
posted by Summer at 1:09 PM on September 17, 2001
People move on. The only reason there's even been a temporary halt to tastelessness is because it makes you look like a jerk to not observe at least a halfhearted moment of silence. That's it. Besides, there's nobody that won't take advantage of any opportunity for a vacation.
Non-ironic tasteful comedy is already back in full force. Ironic comedy will be back in a week. Actual WTC-related humor tolerated by a mass audience? I give it two years, tops. The pseudohipster crowds, of course, will be creating such humor inside of 90 days, and thinking they're veddy veddy cool for finding the humor so quickly.
What will suffer ... is the inconsequential and trivial pop culture phenomenon that really have no intrinsic worth (read: Spears, Aguilera, BSB, N'Sync...)
Well, I HOPE you're right. But Michael Jackson is putting together a nauseating "We Are the World" - style tribute song pretty soon. Let's see what "artists" he invites to participate, and compare them to the list of artists that actually did "WAtW", before we declare Pop Crap dead. My guess is Britney will be front and center, and Paul Simon will be nowhere to be found. (Though it would be amusing to see Dan Aykroyd manage to make his way into this one as well.)
posted by aaron at 1:53 PM on September 17, 2001
Then you haven't been paying attention. alt.tasteless.jokes is alive and thriving:
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
posted by aaron at 1:57 PM on September 17, 2001
posted by ColdChef at 2:36 PM on September 17, 2001
JFK's assassination became a great source of humor because of the failure to explain what occurred, and subsequent conspiracy theories. The latter define absurdity, and as such are practically unavoidable sources of humor.
Finally, why would the past week be considered a vacation by anyone? You're thrown off your routine, including humor writing, then it's a vacation? In most cases, I think public mourning and worry over distant events and people is irritating. Using such events as an excuse to not work would usually then be an example of slacking. But in this case all American citizens have an authentic connection to what went down, whether they realize it or not.
posted by raysmj at 3:17 PM on September 17, 2001
And if The Onion ever does deal with the tragedy of WTC, they certainly wouldn't have to make light of it. In fact, what better way to give the terrorists the literary finger than to make light of them during this time when we are all supposed to be cowering under our beds. Something along the lines of this [mp3 file].
posted by Shadowkeeper at 3:26 PM on September 17, 2001
You folks are fuh-uh-nee!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:49 PM on September 17, 2001
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The age of irony is not over. Give this a couple months and things will be more or less back as they were.
posted by mischief at 8:03 AM on September 17, 2001