Do you want to eat horses or do you wish to marry someone of the same sex.

March 26, 2002 8:37 PM

Do you want to eat horses or do you wish to marry someone of the same sex. Or something like that. I don't know. I'm confused. Are people pro horse-meat or anti-gay? What does this say about those of us in the Commonwealth that shop at Walmart? Where's Catherine the Great when you need her!
posted by dchase (15 comments total)

Wow! That article made my head hurt! I'm especially upset because I wanted to marry a horse of my same sex and now someone's gonna eat him. or something.
posted by jonmc at 8:42 PM on March 26, 2002

Umm, I think they just wanted to make more money... but maybe that's just me.
posted by statusquo at 8:52 PM on March 26, 2002

That's super. My faith in humans is so totally restored. And is it just me or is that second paragraph in that article unintelligible? Or did homo-equus sex distract me?
posted by RJ Reynolds at 9:32 PM on March 26, 2002

Yes, there's good money in gathering signatures. I simply don't sign anything now because of the scamming going on. Too bad for the legit causes out there.
posted by fleener at 9:33 PM on March 26, 2002

Do you want to eat horses or do you wish to marry someone of the same sex?

Are those my only two choices?
posted by kindall at 10:10 PM on March 26, 2002

Oh my god, I just moved here from LA - and they're just as crazy. Help.
posted by owillis at 10:15 PM on March 26, 2002

The lesson my friends is that signing a petition in front of Wal-Mart is a Bad Idea. This likely extrapolates to any large retailer whether or not they employ child labor.
posted by shagoth at 10:34 PM on March 26, 2002

Do you want to eat horses or do you wish to marry someone of the same sex?

Why can't I do both?
posted by homunculus at 10:36 PM on March 26, 2002

You can. It doesn't say:
Do you want to eat horses xor do you wish to marry someone of the same sex?
posted by sonofsamiam at 6:25 AM on March 27, 2002

cake or death?

well we're outta cake! We only had three bits and we weren't expecting such a rush.

so my choice is "or death"?! i'll have the chicken then.
posted by iamjacksamnesia at 7:44 AM on March 27, 2002

"thank you for flying church of england..."
posted by lotsofno at 8:52 AM on March 27, 2002

Welcome to New England, oliver. and you ain't kiddin', my freind.
posted by jonmc at 8:54 AM on March 27, 2002

Why can't I do both?
You can.

Woohoo!!!
posted by homunculus at 9:19 AM on March 27, 2002

at least us evil gays rate better than the horse killers (not that those damn gays don't kill horses, of course)
posted by rhyax at 11:08 AM on March 27, 2002

Not to mention what the queers are doing to the soil!
posted by sonofsamiam at 11:23 AM on March 27, 2002