Who ya gonna call?!

October 9, 2001 2:19 PM

Who ya gonna call?! *cue scary 80's music*
posted by xyzzy (20 comments total)

our government scares me.
posted by rebeccablood at 2:23 PM on October 9, 2001

Everybody pile on Rebecca for daring to differ while there are terrorists in the world...
posted by websavvy at 2:31 PM on October 9, 2001

I'm not sure which is worse, that or the DoD anthrax site. Still, I want a t-shirt.
posted by Bezuhin at 2:31 PM on October 9, 2001

Why, because they have a sense of humour?

The Taliban doesn't, and they're jerks eight ways to Sunday.

If Bin Laden were more inclined to laughter, and less to bitter invective, the world might be a little calmer these days...
posted by dissent at 2:32 PM on October 9, 2001

Apparently they're saying that ninja gingerbread men are a huge terrorist threat.

I should have seen that coming.

They and their friends, the flying elves have been terrorizing me for years!
posted by Kafkaesque at 2:39 PM on October 9, 2001

is this somebody's idea of a psy-op?
terrorists shudder in dread as they contemplate the mad photoshop skillz of the universally pheered cia.
posted by quonsar at 2:45 PM on October 9, 2001

rebeccablood: our government scares me.

websavvy: Everybody pile on Rebecca for daring to differ while there are terrorists in the world...

it is possible for both sides to be wrong
posted by billder at 2:55 PM on October 9, 2001

CIA meeting:

"All right, all right, think slogan... think cool... think taking over New York City via a big building. Ghost Busters! Brilliant! City ralleys around a misfit bunch of nerds, city gains spirit... nerds become heroes! It's our story"
posted by geoff. at 3:06 PM on October 9, 2001

whatever you do, don't cross the streams.
posted by donkeysuck at 3:10 PM on October 9, 2001

I never new terrorists have such big guns. Wait, no, I think its a guitar! Stop the ROCK!
posted by sharksandwich at 3:19 PM on October 9, 2001

oh my god... The CIA has lost their minds.
posted by lotsofno at 3:26 PM on October 9, 2001

ninja gingerbread men ... that cracks me up.

what's that wrench-like appendage on the end of the AK-47? oh, and how many of rush limbaugh's tax dollars did this cost?
posted by danOstuporStar at 3:31 PM on October 9, 2001

They have not either lost their minds! They're just reaching out to the young folk!

"Fly high on intelligence, NOT drugs!"
posted by otherchaz at 3:34 PM on October 9, 2001

From now on, Osama bin Laden will be referred to as "Zuul" in all government correspondence and memoranda.
posted by chuq at 4:31 PM on October 9, 2001

Hey Kids! Try some disguises!


My favorite is the "arrow through the head." Yeah, you'd be surprised how many terrorists the CIA comes across while looking for bad Steve Martin impressions.
posted by ColdChef at 4:42 PM on October 9, 2001

Did everyone miss Bezuhin's post? The DOD site he links to is pretty amazing. I actually found myself grooving to the music. Brings back fond memories of "All Your Base Are Belong to Us". Here's the lyrics of that for those of you who forget. Kinda odd to read again in our new warring context:

What happen somebody
Set up us the bomb
We get signal what main
Screen turn on turn on
It's you it's you how are
You you gentlemen

All your base all your base
Are belong to us

You are on the way to
Way to destruction
What you say you have no
Chance chance to survive
Make your time make your time
HA HA HA HA HA
Take off every zig you
Know what you doing
Move zig move zig move zig
For for great justice

All your base all your base
Are belong to us
posted by hitsman at 11:05 PM on October 9, 2001

Hey hitsman, what's that from?

I think it could really catch on!
posted by Kafkaesque at 11:31 PM on October 9, 2001

my brain hurts
posted by walrus at 3:59 AM on October 10, 2001

Yeah, Kafkaesque! It could be the next All Your...

Base...

Kill me right now, please.
posted by toddshot at 4:07 AM on October 10, 2001

Hitsman killed the thread.
posted by ColdChef at 2:57 PM on October 10, 2001