Feeding the leaping lizards of Oz
January 18, 2002 8:22 AM Subscribe
Feeding the leaping lizards of Oz Seems like the fellow from Delaware had nothing else to feed his flesh eating 6 ft. long monitor lizard. And what did you serve your pets today?
Get your war on!
posted by starvingartist at 8:25 AM on January 18, 2002
posted by starvingartist at 8:25 AM on January 18, 2002
Three panels for starvingartist:
<Guy at computer> Holy fuck! Can you believe those fucking monitor lizards!? They're eating people!
<Woman on phone> Holy shit, I know! I wonder if this qualifies as 'evil'. Maybe Bush will declare a War on Lizards!
<Guy at computer> Can you fucking believe it!?
posted by Danelope at 8:29 AM on January 18, 2002
<Guy at computer> Holy fuck! Can you believe those fucking monitor lizards!? They're eating people!
<Woman on phone> Holy shit, I know! I wonder if this qualifies as 'evil'. Maybe Bush will declare a War on Lizards!
<Guy at computer> Can you fucking believe it!?
posted by Danelope at 8:29 AM on January 18, 2002
I goofed - shoud have check more carefully. My apologies to all.
posted by marc-hamilton at 8:34 AM on January 18, 2002
posted by marc-hamilton at 8:34 AM on January 18, 2002
Now I lay newly
departed, came to be a
Monitor morsel
posted by y2karl at 8:37 AM on January 18, 2002
departed, came to be a
Monitor morsel
posted by y2karl at 8:37 AM on January 18, 2002
y2karl...thanks for my first laugh of the day. Great haiku!
posted by msacheson at 8:47 AM on January 18, 2002
posted by msacheson at 8:47 AM on January 18, 2002
what the hell ever happened to DoublePostGuy, anyway?
posted by christian at 9:27 AM on January 18, 2002
posted by christian at 9:27 AM on January 18, 2002
Posting guide for fuckwits:
1. Read Metafilter.
2. Post to Metafilter.
posted by godidog at 9:36 AM on January 18, 2002
1. Read Metafilter.
2. Post to Metafilter.
posted by godidog at 9:36 AM on January 18, 2002
Christian: I've been at the Betty Ford clinic for a few months, if you know what I mean...
DOUBLEPOST!!
posted by DoublePostGuy at 9:49 AM on January 18, 2002
DOUBLEPOST!!
posted by DoublePostGuy at 9:49 AM on January 18, 2002
the lizard of oz :) i really like the title, thanks marc-hamilton! get your enr on! (via haddock :)
posted by kliuless at 10:03 AM on January 18, 2002
posted by kliuless at 10:03 AM on January 18, 2002
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posted by Danelope at 8:25 AM on January 18, 2002