Want cream with that coffee?

January 25, 2002 12:58 PM

Want cream with that coffee? Thank god I bring my own. In a sealed thermos, thank you. Link via BKO.
posted by adampsyche (26 comments total)

No thanks, I take mine black.
posted by ColdChef at 1:18 PM on January 25, 2002

paging Dr. Dong_Resin, you are needed in room 14167, paging Dr. Resin.
posted by machaus at 1:25 PM on January 25, 2002

Adds a whole new meaning to the expression "non-dairy creamer".
posted by briank at 1:38 PM on January 25, 2002

Adds a whole new meaning to the expression "non-dairy creamer".


Man, you knew that was coming...
posted by Cyrano at 1:41 PM on January 25, 2002

New Starbucks® flavor: espresso with double shot of protein-enriched procreation syrup.
posted by pardonyou? at 1:42 PM on January 25, 2002

Man, you knew that was coming...

ba-da-boom-ching!

Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.
posted by briank at 1:44 PM on January 25, 2002

"Remember that waiter?"

"Jean-Luc?"

"Funny. Every time I drink coffee I think of him."
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:47 PM on January 25, 2002

No thanks, I take mine black. like my men.
posted by lescour at 1:48 PM on January 25, 2002

Didn't he burn himself?

I mean, hot coffee...
posted by swift at 1:55 PM on January 25, 2002

Okay, I thought the story was gross, but I'll chime in with a movie quote from American Pie:

"Stifler, how's the pale ale?"

EEeeewww...now I need to take a shower or something.
posted by msacheson at 1:55 PM on January 25, 2002

is it just me or have I returned home to an alternate universe where mefi is utter shite?

lift your game people

please
posted by eyere at 1:59 PM on January 25, 2002

i've heard of this sort of thing before ... the story of a slightly retarded (what's the PC term again?) temp worker doing exact same thing made it's way thru the email rounds.

failed in my search for it on google. but did find this gem

anyway, eyere kinda rite and now i'm ashamed.
posted by danOstuporStar at 2:04 PM on January 25, 2002

Well, the fact that Spock has a goatee should have tipped you off right away, eyere.
posted by Kafkaesque at 2:05 PM on January 25, 2002

lift your game people

Yeah, people. Show some spunk, whydon'tcha?
posted by ColdChef at 2:05 PM on January 25, 2002

I wonder what he did to the telephones.

No, I take that back. I don't want to know.
posted by adampsyche at 2:07 PM on January 25, 2002

I want this on a tee shirt: (from DanO's link)

"In the name of all that is against the establishment of
corporate gangsters and the erection of edifices promoting the consumption
of legalized amphetamines I hereby inseminate thee!"
posted by ColdChef at 2:09 PM on January 25, 2002

danOstuporStar : I was kinda "right"

member number 10259 respectfully turns in his badge
posted by eyere at 2:09 PM on January 25, 2002

eyere....no, cum back!
posted by msacheson at 2:13 PM on January 25, 2002

Hmmm. I think his exit's a little premature.
posted by ColdChef at 2:15 PM on January 25, 2002

Kafkaesque,
That was funny
heh heh!
posted by computerface at 2:22 PM on January 25, 2002

Come, come. A little order.
posted by Slagman at 2:23 PM on January 25, 2002

Can you get pregnant from that kind of coffee?
posted by Postroad at 2:42 PM on January 25, 2002

Naw, you're thinking of Cafe Au Laid.
posted by ColdChef at 2:47 PM on January 25, 2002

What I want to know is, does it mix nicely with the pus?
posted by davehat at 2:57 PM on January 25, 2002

"Jean-Luc?"
Good god, Kafka.

You all may as well stop typing. it's not getting any more on the nose than that.
posted by dong_resin at 4:09 PM on January 25, 2002

Homer: Sorry, I was looking for some sugar.

Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure! [pulls handfuls of loose sugar from his pockets] Sorry it's not in packets..... you want some cream?"

Homer: Errrrrr, no.
posted by Nothing at 4:43 PM on January 25, 2002