weapons of teeny boo-boos?
February 22, 2002 5:57 AM Subscribe
weapons of teeny boo-boos? and now for something completely different. Weapons of mass destruction are so twentieth century.....
Mildly amusing, I guess, but somehow I thought this was going to be a totally straight-up article about nonlethal weapons technology -- the Next Big Thing in postmodern warfare.
(Example: Instead of machine-gunning Mogadishu rioters to make them disperse from the food dispersal trucks, just spray them with brilliant purple foam that's also formulated to cause instant nausea and sticks in rapidly solidifying globs of goo.)
posted by alumshubby at 8:13 AM on February 22, 2002
(Example: Instead of machine-gunning Mogadishu rioters to make them disperse from the food dispersal trucks, just spray them with brilliant purple foam that's also formulated to cause instant nausea and sticks in rapidly solidifying globs of goo.)
posted by alumshubby at 8:13 AM on February 22, 2002
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