I'll use you...
April 2, 2002 9:21 PM Subscribe
I'll use you...
And I'll confuse you...
Then I'll lose you...
Still you won't suspect me...
(Roxy Music)
And I'll confuse you...
Then I'll lose you...
Still you won't suspect me...
(Roxy Music)
Do not feed the animals.
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:48 PM on April 2, 2002
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:48 PM on April 2, 2002
Heh. That is funny. nice gratuitous use of Christopher Lowell, settle.
posted by kittyloop at 10:05 PM on April 2, 2002
posted by kittyloop at 10:05 PM on April 2, 2002
[camply] hellooo! metafilter 911!!
I've tried to tell a story with 4 little links, where:
you're concerned and interested
you're a bit confused and sickened
you're sickened and formulate a scenario with links 1 2 & 3
you're amused at how CL relates so well to all links - that he's a do it yourselfer who wouldn't use immigrant labor, that he'd take advantage of a teenage girl, that he'd lose anything in his house, much less a girlfriend in a space he didn't know about (plus his beard/hair recalls the guy in the photo). See? It wasn't random at all.
posted by Settle at 10:16 PM on April 2, 2002
I've tried to tell a story with 4 little links, where:
you're concerned and interested
you're a bit confused and sickened
you're sickened and formulate a scenario with links 1 2 & 3
you're amused at how CL relates so well to all links - that he's a do it yourselfer who wouldn't use immigrant labor, that he'd take advantage of a teenage girl, that he'd lose anything in his house, much less a girlfriend in a space he didn't know about (plus his beard/hair recalls the guy in the photo). See? It wasn't random at all.
posted by Settle at 10:16 PM on April 2, 2002
In the third link, why was the neighbour going through the trash?
posted by vbfg at 3:12 AM on April 3, 2002
posted by vbfg at 3:12 AM on April 3, 2002
Christopher Lowell would take advantage of a teenage girl??? I don't think so...
posted by donnagirl at 7:48 AM on April 3, 2002
posted by donnagirl at 7:48 AM on April 3, 2002
That's why it's funny. I couldn't resist when I saw that evil picture of him leaning on the left edge of my browser.That's why it's funny. I couldn't resist when I saw that evil picture of him leaning on the left edge of my browser.
posted by Settle at 9:25 AM on April 3, 2002
posted by Settle at 9:25 AM on April 3, 2002
See? It wasn't random at all...
That's why it's funny...
That's why it's funny.
Is this an exercise in "Let Settle show Mefi how smrt he is"? Because it didn't work.
posted by daveadams at 9:48 AM on April 3, 2002
That's why it's funny...
That's why it's funny.
Is this an exercise in "Let Settle show Mefi how smrt he is"? Because it didn't work.
posted by daveadams at 9:48 AM on April 3, 2002
Is this an exercise in "Let Settle show Mefi how smart he is"? Because it didn't work.
Au contraire, dave. It showed exactly how smart he is.
posted by anapestic at 10:08 AM on April 3, 2002
Au contraire, dave. It showed exactly how smart he is.
posted by anapestic at 10:08 AM on April 3, 2002
Maybe you're the stupid ones!!!
Oh yeah?? Well, you... you're stupider times infinity pl...
Ah, screw it.
posted by daveadams at 4:53 PM on April 3, 2002
Oh yeah?? Well, you... you're stupider times infinity pl...
Ah, screw it.
posted by daveadams at 4:53 PM on April 3, 2002
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
posted by shinybeast at 9:47 PM on April 2, 2002