May 9, 2002

2:31 AM

Back Massage! Backlinking? Backsliding? Backstabbing? Let's talk about back massaging. If you're interested in a back massage for yourself or your horse, here's a good place to start. I've never experienced the "Canadian Deep Muscle Massage" but, what the heck, if it's good enough for the Expos, it's good enough for me.
posted by shinybeast (2 comments total)

"Therapeutic Touch is a laying-on-of-hands technique that doesn't actually touch the body but touches the energy field around it."

Some people pay to almost be massaged.

[Does a Therepeutic Touch masseuse in the seedier part of town offer to rub the energy field around your penis for an extra twenty? And do customers pay in Monopoly money?]
posted by pracowity at 3:11 AM on May 9, 2002

Or you could go and live under a power line for the same effect for free!
posted by Mwongozi at 4:09 AM on May 9, 2002