Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction
February 14, 2003 7:49 AM Subscribe
link no work for me either, apparently the WoMD are not the only things that cannot be displayed!
posted by Pollomacho at 8:02 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by Pollomacho at 8:02 AM on February 14, 2003
How about "Songs of Mass destruction"? --
" Rumsfeld's Dream - 'War Train' " (with apologies to Cat Stevens)
Oh I've been happy lately, dreaming of the wars to come
And...I believe it could be, something of profit has begun
Oh I've been smiling lately, thinking about the world as one
A mighty global US Empire - some day it's going to come
'Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a War Train
Oh War Train take this country....empire must surely reign
Oh War Train sounding louder
Glide on, you War Train!
Come on now, you War Train....
Yes War Train bloody roller
Slide on, you War Train!
Come ON now, you War Train,
Everyone jump under the War Train....
Get your cruise missiles together. Go and bring your tactical nukes.
Cause it's getting nearer...soon it will be with you.
Now come and feed the bloodshed....it's not so far from you.
The world must submit - or die - and soon this will all be true.
Now I've been crying lately, thinking of the world as it is.
Why must fools all cry out for Peace when....first strikes are my bliss?
Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a war train
Oh War Train take this world, come take us home again.......
(Refrain)
posted by troutfishing at 8:04 AM on February 14, 2003
" Rumsfeld's Dream - 'War Train' " (with apologies to Cat Stevens)
Oh I've been happy lately, dreaming of the wars to come
And...I believe it could be, something of profit has begun
Oh I've been smiling lately, thinking about the world as one
A mighty global US Empire - some day it's going to come
'Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a War Train
Oh War Train take this country....empire must surely reign
Oh War Train sounding louder
Glide on, you War Train!
Come on now, you War Train....
Yes War Train bloody roller
Slide on, you War Train!
Come ON now, you War Train,
Everyone jump under the War Train....
Get your cruise missiles together. Go and bring your tactical nukes.
Cause it's getting nearer...soon it will be with you.
Now come and feed the bloodshed....it's not so far from you.
The world must submit - or die - and soon this will all be true.
Now I've been crying lately, thinking of the world as it is.
Why must fools all cry out for Peace when....first strikes are my bliss?
Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a war train
Oh War Train take this world, come take us home again.......
(Refrain)
posted by troutfishing at 8:04 AM on February 14, 2003
*sigh* Wow...I almost feel dumb. Still, this could at least have some kind of WoMD game where you can blow shit up with a few nukes- think 404 games, only with more violence =)
posted by jmd82 at 8:08 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by jmd82 at 8:08 AM on February 14, 2003
[This is good]
posted by armoured-ant at 8:29 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by armoured-ant at 8:29 AM on February 14, 2003
sheauga: thanks for the links.
What does it mean that I have complete certainty that the President will never make a speech as eloquent as Byrd's?
posted by goethean at 8:39 AM on February 14, 2003
What does it mean that I have complete certainty that the President will never make a speech as eloquent as Byrd's?
posted by goethean at 8:39 AM on February 14, 2003
It means you've heard him speak before.
posted by RylandDotNet at 8:49 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by RylandDotNet at 8:49 AM on February 14, 2003
kind of boring if you ask me.
posted by angry modem at 8:51 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by angry modem at 8:51 AM on February 14, 2003
damnit, It took me five or six refreshes to get it... I guess addicts like me browse way too fast...
posted by samelborp at 8:58 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by samelborp at 8:58 AM on February 14, 2003
LOL. I hit that 404 three times before realizing that it is the joke.
Must drink more coooooffffeeeee....
posted by five fresh fish at 8:58 AM on February 14, 2003
Must drink more coooooffffeeeee....
posted by five fresh fish at 8:58 AM on February 14, 2003
By the way, I figured this out after my post and I would like to state for the record at this time that I am a complete toolshed.
posted by Pollomacho at 8:59 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by Pollomacho at 8:59 AM on February 14, 2003
I think it's a proxy problem on your end.... I can see the weapons of mass destruction just fine! Are you sure you've got your inspectors loaded right (can you see the little icon on the taskbar)?
posted by tiamat at 9:09 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by tiamat at 9:09 AM on February 14, 2003
Isn't it a little crass to show your weapons of mass destruction? At least on the first inspection?
posted by whatnot at 9:36 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by whatnot at 9:36 AM on February 14, 2003
It's Valentine's Day, whatnot - sometimes you get a little swept up in the moment and do things you wouldn't ordinarily.
posted by nickmark at 9:43 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by nickmark at 9:43 AM on February 14, 2003
Alrighty then--tarp yer load, at least. I'm looking at you, Saddam.
posted by whatnot at 9:46 AM on February 14, 2003
posted by whatnot at 9:46 AM on February 14, 2003
Best part -- our 404-msg-designing friend is an equal opportunity mocker. The maneuvering administration and the maneuvering European countries are both on the receiving end.
posted by namespan at 6:41 PM on February 14, 2003
posted by namespan at 6:41 PM on February 14, 2003
How about "Songs of Mass destruction"?
Well, there's these.
posted by eustacescrubb at 11:15 AM on February 15, 2003
Well, there's these.
posted by eustacescrubb at 11:15 AM on February 15, 2003
How about a CNN Weapons of Mass Destruction drinking game?
posted by jessicool at 10:16 PM on February 19, 2003
posted by jessicool at 10:16 PM on February 19, 2003
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posted by sheauga at 7:54 AM on February 14, 2003