The Fetish Roadmap

March 26, 2003 11:43 AM

The Fetish Roadmap - a navigable guide to fetishes and their interrelations.
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posted by woj (27 comments total)

First post, please don't kill me! I checked and didn't see it in archives or google search, so hopefully it's not a double.
posted by woj at 11:44 AM on March 26, 2003

Well, now I feel better about fisting my dog.
posted by Skot at 11:48 AM on March 26, 2003

The only thing double about this is the...umm...nevermind.
posted by pedantic at 11:55 AM on March 26, 2003

Six degrees of perversion - who knew furverts and knickerwetters were so closely related?

Rock on.
posted by gottabefunky at 11:55 AM on March 26, 2003

"Bird Neck Wringing" is a fetish? People have done that for sexual gratification? The world is always a few people bigger than I think it is (or than I think it should be)...
posted by jonson at 12:00 PM on March 26, 2003

Not to worry, woj -- I'd say that this is a good first FPP. Kinky, dirty (if done right...!), obscene, etc...well done!

Seriously - not my cup of tea, but it really is interesting.
posted by davidmsc at 12:08 PM on March 26, 2003

Likewise, I completely missed the memo on balloon fetishes. Thanks (I guess) for forcing us all to confront this and several other burning issues.

When given the choice between two evils I always prefer to try the one I haven't tried before. - Mae West
posted by yhbc at 12:10 PM on March 26, 2003

I can't get to this site from work. Could someone please tell me where bisexual, inflationist furries fit in?

uuuh...a friend of mine wants to know...
posted by Cyrano at 12:38 PM on March 26, 2003

I'm almost afraid to ask what Ponyplay is ... I'm just going to assume it means an obsession with C. Thomas Howell and/or S. E. Hinton.
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:54 PM on March 26, 2003

From the big map: 'Cars stuck in mud'??
posted by carter at 1:00 PM on March 26, 2003

One of my favorite fetish places is Joanna's Messed & Dressed pages...some of which are work safe, kinda sorta.

She looks like she has fun at her solitary parties, but I would hate to see the grocery bill for such extravagance.
posted by madamjujujive at 1:02 PM on March 26, 2003

I am for the first time in years relieved at my own normalcy.

great post!
posted by vito90 at 1:03 PM on March 26, 2003

One of my favorite fetish places is Joanna's Messed & Dressed pages...some of which are work safe, kinda sorta.

Wow... Look at the size of Joanna's Adam's Apple...
posted by kaibutsu at 1:20 PM on March 26, 2003

Pardon me. Which way to the clownfucking? Thank you.
posted by ColdChef at 2:04 PM on March 26, 2003

Curious. Under "Body Fluids" it lists blood, bukake, scat, enemas, menstrual blood, breast milk, golden showers, snot, spit, pflegm, and toe jam, but not vomit--which, if "Savage Love" is to be believed, is not as uncommon a fetish as you'd think.

I'm always curious as to how people get into this stuff. How exactly does one decide one day that getting vomited on during sex would be fun?
posted by Acetylene at 2:12 PM on March 26, 2003

See also: the Geek Pantheon. Furries figure low on that totem pole.
posted by me3dia at 2:23 PM on March 26, 2003

Acetylene -
Actually vomit is listed as part of the "Expectoration" category (look on the big map) which also includes farting (gasplay, the most intimate form of assplay?), hiccups, and burping.

I am curious too. I had a girlfriend once that was really into popping zits. (Orgasmic Explosions category)

The only one so far that really catches my attention is "Turkey Man" (shutting yourself in an oven). I'm not sure why. It just sounds really fun. Hmmm. Come to think of it, there's an oven in my kitchen right this very moment...no...I couldn't...I shouldn't...oh what the hell, it's for science!
posted by woj at 2:23 PM on March 26, 2003

Thankyou for feeding my infographic fetish.
posted by elphTeq at 2:39 PM on March 26, 2003

Acetylene, that's how.

[see above]
posted by zpousman at 2:39 PM on March 26, 2003

woj--thanks, that clears that up.

Also, my current girlfriend is into the zit-popping thing, which is OK with me because, hey, for once my youthful complexion is working in my favor.
posted by Acetylene at 2:46 PM on March 26, 2003

Aiee! I feel all normal and conservative and Midwestern now.
posted by Foosnark at 3:51 PM on March 26, 2003

The more academically-minded will prefer the Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, now substantially online. Happy to share? Yes, I would be if I hadn't gone and bought the bloody hardbook first edition when it came out. :)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 4:37 PM on March 26, 2003

I would be if I hadn't gone and bought the bloody hardbook first edition when it came out.

and I am so not gonna go there....
posted by Vidiot at 7:42 PM on March 26, 2003

Cold Chef: Sad Clown Porn.
posted by bonehead at 8:45 PM on March 26, 2003

Wow, its sad and depressing that I knew of about 60 - 80% of these fetishes. I spent the first few minutes actually seeing if all the fetishes I'd heard of were listed (they were, except one, fetish fetish).

What's up with a Robot Fetish, though? Huh? You mean they want to pork Robby or something? I just don't get it! 8-S

Perhaps getting that account on SomethingAwful wasn't the best idea. The word yiffy is now burned into my mind and I can't take it back. I imagine this is what PTS is like, except a few times worse. :-)

MiguelCardoso, that book is so cool. I'd buy it but I doubt there's anyone else within a hundred miles of me with the same sense of humour.
posted by shepd at 9:03 PM on March 26, 2003

No the sad part is that I know a good handful that are missing from the map... hehe...

Plus, there seems to be no link between the various fetishes that I do have... A jack of all trades and a master of.... err... nevermind...
posted by LoopSouth at 9:29 PM on March 26, 2003

I think I'm going to buy some copies of that book... ;)

Hell, mother's day is coming up, I'm going to need pressies to hand out!

[ god that sounds worse than it did in my head... ]
posted by twine42 at 1:48 AM on March 27, 2003