MetaToiletFilter

April 8, 2003 8:08 AM

MetaToiletFilter Self wiping since 1999.
posted by srboisvert (12 comments total)

To each thing, it's proper place under the sun.
posted by billsaysthis at 8:38 AM on April 8, 2003

Toilet filter!
posted by ginz at 8:39 AM on April 8, 2003

am only getting it if it has tabbed browsing.
/i got nothing.
posted by kev23f at 9:09 AM on April 8, 2003

"...since 1999" is right - that's how long ago this was in The Onion.
posted by soyjoy at 9:15 AM on April 8, 2003

This toilet printer: Does it vibr-- OW!
posted by armoured-ant at 9:46 AM on April 8, 2003

from ginz's "coolchica" link, I followed a link to "bathroom-mania.com", where you have to love the opening line:

With these innovative and playful designs, Meike van Schijndel dazzlingly transforms the bathroom experience, giving a whole new meaning to the term 'total relaxation'.

Indeed.
posted by taz at 10:30 AM on April 8, 2003

For heavy meat-eaters, I suppose? As a neo-vegetarian, I don't really spend much time sitting on the toilet.
posted by troutfishing at 11:03 AM on April 8, 2003

yeah right...vegans don't poop.
posted by car_bomb at 11:27 AM on April 8, 2003

well, we do, but of course it smells like violets.
posted by soyjoy at 11:37 AM on April 8, 2003

Actually, now that I think of it, that's only on days when I've eaten a lot of violets.
posted by soyjoy at 11:38 AM on April 8, 2003

Finally, a way for certain MeFites to be treated with the respect they deserve. jest remember to wait for the ink to dry before wiping, though.
posted by dg at 3:40 PM on April 8, 2003

Paper jam!
posted by teg at 12:53 AM on April 9, 2003