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Crank Dot Net is devoted to presenting Web sites by and about cranks, crankism, crankishness, and crankosity. All cranks, all the time. Divided into over 100 sections, this is a great place to educate yourself on everything from the Theory of Elephanticity to How to Shrink Your Husband's Crotch.
Oh, I thought...never mind. Midi on link
' Crank stimulates everything: both body and mind. Physically, the pulse speeds up, blood pressure rises, blood vessels constrict, and the body behaves in much the same way it would if you suddenly got a powerful rush of adrenalin. '
posted by asok at 2:46 AM on June 10, 2003
' Crank stimulates everything: both body and mind. Physically, the pulse speeds up, blood pressure rises, blood vessels constrict, and the body behaves in much the same way it would if you suddenly got a powerful rush of adrenalin. '
posted by asok at 2:46 AM on June 10, 2003
Not to mention crank.net's just as hilarious sister site Losers.org.
posted by PenDevil at 3:59 AM on June 10, 2003
posted by PenDevil at 3:59 AM on June 10, 2003
That castration story is very disturbing. Fortunately, I'm choosing to believe its not true.
posted by PigAlien at 8:48 AM on June 10, 2003
posted by PigAlien at 8:48 AM on June 10, 2003
You should also check out the Freeze Dried Kooks Museum, which was established to "to document and study the vast cornucopia of forgotten, discredited and extreme ideas." Hours of fun!
posted by Officeslacker at 9:38 AM on June 10, 2003
posted by Officeslacker at 9:38 AM on June 10, 2003
Deranged homeland think tank New Science Institute: Robot Emitting Gas (REG) will save the U.S.A.
posted by inksyndicate at 11:31 AM on June 10, 2003
posted by inksyndicate at 11:31 AM on June 10, 2003
That crotch-shrinking story was freakin' hilarious!
posted by alumshubby at 11:43 AM on June 10, 2003
posted by alumshubby at 11:43 AM on June 10, 2003
That crotch-shrinking story was freakin' hilarious!
Hilarious?! It sounds like she took a normal, outgoing, happy person and turned him into a no-energy, depressed chump. Yes, he was an ass for forcing sex on his wife, but I don't get the impression she told him how painful it was for her.
She better hope he never finds out.
posted by o2b at 11:56 AM on June 10, 2003
Hilarious?! It sounds like she took a normal, outgoing, happy person and turned him into a no-energy, depressed chump. Yes, he was an ass for forcing sex on his wife, but I don't get the impression she told him how painful it was for her.
She better hope he never finds out.
posted by o2b at 11:56 AM on June 10, 2003
...she took a normal, outgoing, happy person and turned him into a no-energy, depressed chump...
*acts unsurprised*
posted by dg at 3:54 PM on June 10, 2003
*acts unsurprised*
posted by dg at 3:54 PM on June 10, 2003
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