Shocker? Pucker up? Oh, the possibilities.

September 10, 2003 9:25 PM

Ol' Brown Eyes is back. Photo mosaic of POTUS. NSFW if someone's standing in your cubicle looking over your shoulder, but from a distance it's relatively innocuous.
posted by emelenjr (32 comments total)

All politics aside, that is disgusting.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 9:27 PM on September 10, 2003

Insert Spaceballs quote here.
posted by PrinceValium at 9:27 PM on September 10, 2003

So many questions, none of which I want answered.
posted by will at 9:28 PM on September 10, 2003

The moral of the story is: Celebrate diversity.

OK, I"m really going to bed now
posted by PrinceValium at 9:32 PM on September 10, 2003

Spincter sphincter. Say that five times fast.
posted by pedantic at 9:32 PM on September 10, 2003

an interesting medium to work in... i like it!
posted by mosch at 9:34 PM on September 10, 2003

I recognize one of the pieces of that mosaic! Brings back fond memories. (You never call any more, Mary!)
posted by dobbs at 9:36 PM on September 10, 2003

(I should have given credit where credit is due.)

Nevertheless, an important piece of artwork.
posted by emelenjr at 9:39 PM on September 10, 2003

"So, whatcha been up to, Barry?"

"Eh, taking pictures of my friends' assholes so that I can make a collage of the president."

"Wow. Sounds like tedious work."

"'Tain't."
posted by ColdChef at 9:44 PM on September 10, 2003

I don't like the President, that doesn't mean I like, you know, staring at several thousand puckered assholes.

Personally, I'm just relieved that they're puckered.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 9:45 PM on September 10, 2003

Man, you should not get offended at a picture of an asshole, you should get offended that our president is an asshole.

The asshole is a natural thing and has inherent beauty because it is a manifestation of the infinite complexity of nature's marvelous design. And some girls will let ya... you know.

Hey, here is a picture of an asshole:

*
posted by Hildago at 10:07 PM on September 10, 2003

brown from the night before the night before
posted by dorian at 10:21 PM on September 10, 2003

two dumbasses with hugely oversized earphones take turns uttering moronic babble and describing the action on the field.

moron 1: whoa! did you see that, stitch?!
moron 2: incredible, brad! let's watch quonsar's comment on instant replay!
posted by quonsar at 10:37 PM on September 10, 2003

Wouldn't this have been more appropriate if it was both Dubya and Pootie-Poot?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:43 PM on September 10, 2003

omg, mr. ashcroft, is that what those are???
I swear, I thought they were peach navels! (more nsfw imagery)
posted by madamjujujive at 10:43 PM on September 10, 2003

His name is Legion, for he is Many.
posted by interrobang at 12:06 AM on September 11, 2003

Well, that certainly convinces me that Bush's politics are wrong.
posted by HTuttle at 3:34 AM on September 11, 2003

Don't it make my brown eye blue.
posted by tpoh.org at 4:32 AM on September 11, 2003

Next: transcripts of Bush's press conferences, painstakingly rendered by shaping logs of crap into letters.
posted by stonerose at 5:21 AM on September 11, 2003

Hildago, here is another one:


(_._)
posted by magullo at 5:21 AM on September 11, 2003

Whistle ass.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:49 AM on September 11, 2003

XQUZYPHYR: This is a photomosaic. Of rectums. We're looking at pictures of rectums. Including closeups of rectums.

It's not a rectum, it's an anus. There's a difference, you know. I suppose you call vulvas "vaginas", too.
posted by skryche at 6:34 AM on September 11, 2003

Are they truly unique pics or are there some with color adjusted in Photo Shop?
posted by DBAPaul at 7:14 AM on September 11, 2003

Thankfully, they all appear to be of the female persuasion.. :)
posted by eas98 at 8:20 AM on September 11, 2003

Just to be contrarian...

ColdChef, I doubt any of these are the artist's friends'. There's a secret place you can find a buttload of photos like this.

eas98, how can you tell?

And emelenjr, "an important piece of artwork" is, um, stretching it (ewww). This is a cute (in concept, anyway) multimedia political cartoon, but not nearly as cute or as important as this one (from homunculus a couple threads up).
posted by soyjoy at 8:25 AM on September 11, 2003

Sphincters are ugly? OK, well perhaps they aren't the nicest parts of the body. But then again, all the orifices tend to look a bit gross if scrutinized, up close, in minute detail.

I tend to think mouths are far worse, if only for the things that tend to come out of them - words.

That, in turn, brings up Frank Zappa's immortal question:

"What's the ugliest part of your body."

On that count, I find the collage of George W. Bush - made from thousands of tiny pictures of sphincters - to be very appropriate.
posted by troutfishing at 9:00 AM on September 11, 2003

eas98, how can you tell?

Too pink, unhairy, and on many of them, you can almost see the rest of her goodies.. :)
posted by eas98 at 9:21 AM on September 11, 2003

Are they truly unique pics or are there some with color adjusted in Photo Shop?

Some of them are definitely duplicated in the mosaic. I do wonder how many of them are unique, though..
posted by eas98 at 9:25 AM on September 11, 2003

This is an insult to all of those fine anuses. . .
posted by Danf at 10:37 AM on September 11, 2003

eas98, I defer to your judgment as a true connoisseur. But that bolsters my point about them not being from his friends, doesn't it?

"You wanna do what?"

"Come on! It's for a good cause!"
posted by soyjoy at 10:59 AM on September 11, 2003

"Wow. Sounds like tedious work."
"'Tain't."

Thought it was hard-ass-work, Tain't what's in between; tain't the sex organ, tain't the ass.
posted by thomcatspike at 1:39 PM on September 11, 2003

wow, i'm surprised no one has gone for the obvious:

WAX MY ANUS! -- courtney love
posted by pxe2000 at 5:04 PM on September 14, 2003