Perfect 10 Model Boxing

October 11, 2003 8:47 AM

Did anyone else make the mistake of ordering the worst pay-per-view ever? No, not The House of 1000 Corpses, but ten admittedly beautiful women wearing huge headgear and attempting (with little success) to pound the crap out of each other. It sounds better than it actually was -- trust me!
posted by johnnydark (16 comments total)

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posted by duckstab at 8:53 AM on October 11, 2003

Didn't see it, but I can't imagine that it was worse than this PPV special.
posted by herc at 8:57 AM on October 11, 2003

I gotta be honest here, johnny -- it doesn't even sound that good.
posted by pmurray63 at 9:10 AM on October 11, 2003

What?! Are you saying Foxy Boxing™ isn't the sport of kings?!
posted by mathowie at 9:24 AM on October 11, 2003

This is now suitable front-page material for MeFi? "I was disappointed in the porn I ordered"? Boyzone, Fark, etc. Shit.
posted by sennoma at 9:28 AM on October 11, 2003

pmurray63, you are right. Should have written "sounds better if you are drunk and lonely".
posted by johnnydark at 9:29 AM on October 11, 2003

Jeeze, sennoma, you make this sound all serious and shit. It's a community blog, and though a great one, it isn't the New York Freakin' Times. Lighten up or take it to MeTa.
posted by johnnydark at 9:31 AM on October 11, 2003

I remember watching some awful VH1 special/retrospective about David Hasselhoff when I was home sick with a cold. He described this giant, expensive pay per view special that no one watched because it coincided with OJ being chased on the freeway in his Bronco Blanco. Believe whatever makes you happy, David.
posted by machaus at 9:35 AM on October 11, 2003

geeee....no i didn't.
i had to wax the floors , otherwise i wudda been there.
posted by billybobtoo at 9:44 AM on October 11, 2003

I never purchase penis-less porn, so
I don't know if this is event is the worst.
But last night I bought that Zombie shit--whoa!
I wish I'd seen your warning here first.

(And why is it when they can't make a constructive remark
MetaFilter users resort to invoking 'Fark'?)
posted by troybob at 9:45 AM on October 11, 2003

obvious
posted by inpHilltr8r at 11:34 AM on October 11, 2003

so. the entertainment industry has parted yet another sucker from yet another $10. this, unfortunately, is not news. news would be one of the suckers, ANY of the suckers, learning something from it and stopping the outflow of money from their pocket. but fuck it, there's an LOTR trilogy at the Star Theatre, let's go, baby!
posted by quonsar at 11:45 AM on October 11, 2003

$19.95 US :-(

LoTR, on the other hand, will never get enough of my money.
posted by johnnydark at 12:33 PM on October 11, 2003

The idiocy here is obvious. If you're going to put beautiful women in a ring, they shouldn't be boxing, they should be pillow fighting...to the death.
posted by etc. at 12:44 PM on October 11, 2003

I wouldsuspect that the women in question would end up looking a lot less attractive in the end if it was pillowfighting to the death. Let us amend that to pillow fighting to the broken nail.
posted by amauck at 1:16 PM on October 11, 2003

Here's one for you - why do some people find women engaged in combat interesting - from mud wrestling to foxy boxing? There are lots of kinks and fetishes that I understand without finding interesting, but this one just baffles me.
posted by Irontom at 3:53 AM on October 12, 2003