Butterfly Pee

October 22, 2003 11:51 AM

Butterfly Pee - Pure urine from the wild. In the wild butterflies find their greatest source of sodium, essential minerals and vitamins from wild animal urine puddles and urine-soaked leaves. Now you can bring this natural buttlerfly attractant to your garden.
posted by y6y6y6 (14 comments total)

I once saw two monarchs feeding on steaming fresh animal poop. No lie.

Needless to say I was grossed out.
posted by konolia at 11:59 AM on October 22, 2003

Funny. Very funny.
posted by billsaysthis at 12:00 PM on October 22, 2003

$14.95 for 12 ounces? Why, when my own pee is free?
posted by yesster at 12:09 PM on October 22, 2003

I'm holding out for Single Attractive Millionaire Pee.
posted by debralee at 12:12 PM on October 22, 2003

But is it better than moisturizer or cum?
posted by Stan Chin at 12:13 PM on October 22, 2003

Don't skip the story of how they collect the urine from the animal perspective.

From the FAQ:
Q. Will it work on birds?
A. Sorry! Birds do not possess the sense of smell.

I didn't know this was such a controversial issue.
posted by euphorb at 12:25 PM on October 22, 2003

They also feed on tears. If you ever wake up from a nap in the woods with a butterfly on your face, you know what it was doing.

[via bifurcated rivets?]
posted by scarabic at 12:34 PM on October 22, 2003

some call it pee, some call it elixer...
posted by taz at 12:54 PM on October 22, 2003

"we have put together a Sampler of 1.25 oz bottles of all 5 PredatorPee flavors for just $10.99."

mmmmm.....flavors.....
posted by MrMoonPie at 1:03 PM on October 22, 2003

Has BP heard about this?
posted by jfuller at 1:27 PM on October 22, 2003

Damn, Stan beat me to it. Anyone want to complete the triumvirate and find a front page post for feces? Oh wait, it's already been done.
I love this place! In ALL CAPS even!
posted by sharpener at 1:38 PM on October 22, 2003

So why would I buy stinky pee to attract butterflies when I can buy something attractive, like, say, flowers, to attract them?
posted by Red58 at 2:47 PM on October 22, 2003

Well, I'm glad to know that now I have an excuse to piss in the backyard. And the neighbors yard, too.
posted by nyxxxx at 3:01 PM on October 22, 2003

I like to pee in my backyard and confuse my dog.
posted by notsnot at 8:12 PM on October 22, 2003