It's a sex toy... and it's alive!

November 27, 2003 10:36 PM

It's a sex toy, and it's alive! It's also NSFW and doesn't exist, but I really enjoyed the attention to detail that went into making this bizarro gag site.
posted by headspace (21 comments total)

Cripes, ok that's going to give me nightmares. Just like that alien from Total Recall!
posted by riffola at 10:41 PM on November 27, 2003

puta! wacala!
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:47 PM on November 27, 2003

That's... my ex-wife.

That bitch, I knew she'd capitalize on... something, eventually.
posted by bluedaniel at 11:04 PM on November 27, 2003

I know what I want for Christmas Cthulhumas.
posted by homunculus at 11:13 PM on November 27, 2003

I just love the name. The rest of the site is neat, but I love the name.
posted by Salmonberry at 11:49 PM on November 27, 2003

Whoa! Ive had too much to drink!
posted by Keyser Soze at 11:50 PM on November 27, 2003

One word: pricey
posted by magullo at 12:49 AM on November 28, 2003

One word: Creepy
posted by Trik at 12:58 AM on November 28, 2003

My best friend and I have long considered starting a business called "Dildonix" that specializes in open-source programmable force feedback dildos. Our adverts would sport pics of hollywood celebs and scripts of their favorite programs.

"I can't take out the trash right now hun, I am downloading Madonnas new script."
posted by jopreacher at 1:17 AM on November 28, 2003

Reminds me of the pods in Cronenberg's eXistenZ
posted by ruelle at 1:52 AM on November 28, 2003

Hmm. Alluring, but not as alluring as this.
posted by hot soup girl at 6:11 AM on November 28, 2003

Can someone tell me the name of the artist who takes photos of people cuddling bizarre lumps of flesh similar to this thing? It's completely escaped me.

...one of his creations was a naked gangly muppet named Joshua... anyone?
posted by skryche at 6:32 AM on November 28, 2003

creepy creepy creepy
posted by moonbird at 7:05 AM on November 28, 2003

David Cronenberg is probably the CEO. I thought it looked like something from his film "Naked Lunch".
posted by jmcnally at 8:28 AM on November 28, 2003

Yikes, scary! One can only shudder to think of what their new product lines might look like.
posted by madamjujujive at 8:54 AM on November 28, 2003

I'd hit it.
posted by car_bomb at 7:18 PM on November 28, 2003

Hah, car_bomb, you got a genuine LOL from me. Then again, some Farker got one when they posted a link to naked pics of a pregnant woman and he responded: "I hit it."
posted by NortonDC at 10:28 PM on November 28, 2003

I think you're thinking of Charlie White, skryche.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:18 AM on November 29, 2003

Stryche, the muppet thing you're thinking of is probably Charlie White, as stavros suggests, but the flesh-lump cuddling might be Patricia Piccinini.
posted by hot soup girl at 1:52 AM on November 29, 2003

ruelle, that's exactly what I thought too! Fully-immersive RPsGs...
posted by shoepal at 9:05 AM on November 29, 2003

FPP link: Too creepy...and yet, really funny, in an "Dude, that would *so* sell" kinda way.

The puppet master people...wow, that's just astounding...thanks for the links to those artists Stav and HotSoupGirl, I've never heard of either of them before...Ms. Piccinini's work just astounds me.
posted by dejah420 at 9:02 PM on November 30, 2003