Primates as Programmers

December 31, 2003 7:39 AM

Primates as Programmers. New firm breaks the mold. Hires primates as programmers leading to significant cost savings!
posted by SandeepKrishnamurthy (9 comments total)

primate messed up front page.
posted by nofundy at 8:13 AM on December 31, 2003

i've been using monkey programmers for well over a year now!
posted by quadrinary at 8:19 AM on December 31, 2003

it was the best of times it was the blurst of times!!!
posted by LouieLoco at 8:26 AM on December 31, 2003

I hear they work for peanuts.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 8:39 AM on December 31, 2003

Dare I say it?


MonkeyFilter.

quad, Microsoft has been using monkey programmers since '85... And FOX and ABC have trained them to write sitcoms...

ZenM, actually some of these programmers pull down 10 bananas a week...

And a prehensile tail can work a one-button mouse very well...

I'm going to go climb back up my tree now...
posted by wendell at 10:50 AM on December 31, 2003

I believe that all existing programmers are primates anyway.
posted by anser at 12:10 PM on December 31, 2003

Don't underestimate the power of primates! Check out click monkeys for all your server traffic needs!
posted by elwoodwiles at 1:02 PM on December 31, 2003

Brings a whole new meaning to debugging.
posted by jjg at 1:14 PM on December 31, 2003

hey guys, is this a joke? is this real? is this really happening? is this a hoax? is this a double post? what?
posted by Satapher at 7:36 PM on January 1, 2004