Tiny teen takes on the giant one-eyed monster!

July 31, 2004 9:23 AM

Spamusement Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines. (via The Ultimate Insult)
posted by Turtles all the way down (17 comments total)

why your computer is running slow

solid gold!
posted by mcsweetie at 9:26 AM on July 31, 2004

I like the art. But it gets you thinking about other spam and what cartoons would come of it.

Some of my favs:

"When Christi gets excited, she soils her panties."

"Penis enarglement made easy."

"Are U want colege degree 2 Day?"

"P*e*r*f*e*c*t*l*y L*e*g*a*l C*a*b*l*e D*e*s*c*r*a*m*b*l*e*r"
posted by kablam at 9:40 AM on July 31, 2004

"barnyard frenzy". That's all I'm gonna say.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 9:44 AM on July 31, 2004

I love this site.
posted by dogwelder at 9:51 AM on July 31, 2004

Best one: online ordering is the greatest
posted by bob sarabia at 9:53 AM on July 31, 2004

I love it! I first saw this idea at vectorgun's SpamAttack, and I think it's too much fun. A quick scan of my email junk folder yields some promising inspiration like "Cheap erection tool!"; "Trigger passionate responses" and "I have this penis problem...". But my all-time favorite was "Attract Men with Bigger Breasts!"
posted by taz at 10:07 AM on July 31, 2004

Don't miss Disturbing Auctions, which is linked at the bottom of the page.

There you will find wonders beyond belief.
posted by ulotrichous at 11:40 AM on July 31, 2004 [1 favorite]

that pregnant keychain is too cute
posted by bob sarabia at 12:32 PM on July 31, 2004

don't waste the summer in pants

Oh my. That's my favorite.
posted by Melinika at 1:00 PM on July 31, 2004

My favorite was Make all your dreams come true.

I'm not sure why, but "gnocchi" sealed the deal.
posted by mmoncur at 1:09 AM on August 1, 2004

Cabinet Sanchez!! Excellent.
posted by chrid at 6:32 AM on August 1, 2004

solid gold
posted by Pretty_Generic at 6:33 AM on August 1, 2004

This site rules.
posted by reklaw at 1:22 PM on August 1, 2004

We have located several horny women in your area! *hehehehe*
posted by dabitch at 5:00 PM on August 1, 2004

great post, thanks i laughed myself silly
posted by NGnerd at 5:24 PM on August 1, 2004

I'd like to see what he'd do with this one that I got the other day:

Improve your life with a c0llege degr.ee Mrmood3 calamitycrotch

posted by MrMoonPie at 10:04 AM on August 2, 2004

Also see thankyoumypenisisfine.com.
posted by laz-e-boy at 5:14 PM on August 2, 2004