Grape Haiku
November 6, 2004 7:45 PM Subscribe
I cut up some grapes
I took out all of the seeds
My daughter ate them
posted by kozad at 8:17 PM on November 6, 2004
I took out all of the seeds
My daughter ate them
posted by kozad at 8:17 PM on November 6, 2004
Mr. Crash Davis
Posted a new Haiku link
Minus the creepy.
:-)
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 8:21 PM on November 6, 2004
Posted a new Haiku link
Minus the creepy.
:-)
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 8:21 PM on November 6, 2004
Rapier haiku:
the blade of the sword
is two-sided, and it is sharp
it's good for dueling
posted by iconomy at 8:24 PM on November 6, 2004
the blade of the sword
is two-sided, and it is sharp
it's good for dueling
posted by iconomy at 8:24 PM on November 6, 2004
Metafilter Comment Haiku:
To be blunt they put
their thingy where poop comes out
Sonserae once said
posted by limitedpie at 8:26 PM on November 6, 2004
To be blunt they put
their thingy where poop comes out
Sonserae once said
posted by limitedpie at 8:26 PM on November 6, 2004
God love the blue. Very clever, all.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 8:35 PM on November 6, 2004
posted by Turtles all the way down at 8:35 PM on November 6, 2004
Well, I still don't understand your ever-inscrutable motivation for the previous one, MCD, but I've also realized that I simpy don't care. More wine!>
posted by soyjoy at 8:48 PM on November 6, 2004
posted by soyjoy at 8:48 PM on November 6, 2004
If I wasn't so damned lazy I'd find a link to a haiku about a crepe and then I'd tie it into the pancakes meme and I'd be king for a minute.
But instead I'll just talk about it.
posted by The God Complex at 9:06 PM on November 6, 2004
But instead I'll just talk about it.
posted by The God Complex at 9:06 PM on November 6, 2004
How dare you post that!
Oh wait wrong thread don't mind me
Go about your lives
posted by zaack at 9:21 PM on November 6, 2004
Oh wait wrong thread don't mind me
Go about your lives
posted by zaack at 9:21 PM on November 6, 2004
your winter scarf
covers the back of your neck
a tartan snowfield
posted by seanyboy at 1:31 AM on November 7, 2004
covers the back of your neck
a tartan snowfield
posted by seanyboy at 1:31 AM on November 7, 2004
his baby blanket
red, billows when he flys
kryptonian sky
posted by seanyboy at 1:34 AM on November 7, 2004
red, billows when he flys
kryptonian sky
posted by seanyboy at 1:34 AM on November 7, 2004
too poor for curtains
old sheet blocks out the summer
the barking dogs, next door.
posted by seanyboy at 1:37 AM on November 7, 2004
old sheet blocks out the summer
the barking dogs, next door.
posted by seanyboy at 1:37 AM on November 7, 2004
seanyboy: "nape haiku", "cape haiku", "drape haiku".
Now, what do I win?
posted by taz at 4:28 AM on November 7, 2004
Now, what do I win?
posted by taz at 4:28 AM on November 7, 2004
m_c_d, it is obvious that this post is terribly insensitive to people (including myself) who were abused by Welch's Grape Jelly in their youth. (And the jelly glasses! Oh, the inhumanity!!)
I hope that mathowie, once he regains consciousness, will delete this distasteful and high-carb post. If not, I'll get over it.
posted by wendell at 10:29 AM on November 7, 2004
I hope that mathowie, once he regains consciousness, will delete this distasteful and high-carb post. If not, I'll get over it.
posted by wendell at 10:29 AM on November 7, 2004
Zorn's lemon.
What's yellow, normed, and complete?
(MetaFilter math geeks unite!)
posted by fvw at 6:45 PM on November 7, 2004
What's yellow, normed, and complete?
(MetaFilter math geeks unite!)
posted by fvw at 6:45 PM on November 7, 2004
Light purple and commutes was an Abelian semigrape by the way.
yes, not funny, I know.
posted by fvw at 6:47 PM on November 7, 2004
yes, not funny, I know.
posted by fvw at 6:47 PM on November 7, 2004
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