Thwip!

January 28, 2005 8:58 PM

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can... (NSFW)
posted by Robot Johnny (38 comments total)

This may be old to some, but I couldn't find it posted here before, so enjoy... er... or not.
posted by Robot Johnny at 9:03 PM on January 28, 2005

... i hate you for that.
posted by Arch Stanton at 9:10 PM on January 28, 2005

The goggles! They do nothing!
posted by zardoz at 9:17 PM on January 28, 2005

Oh, and don't forget the handy How-To Guide for when you do this at home...
posted by Robot Johnny at 9:19 PM on January 28, 2005

Finally! I've always wondered where spoderman came from. (NSFW BTW)
posted by m0nm0n at 9:20 PM on January 28, 2005

Oh dear God, I am blind. Some people just shouldn't be naked in public. Really. And talk about a case of blue ba... Nevermind.
posted by Watsonne at 10:07 PM on January 28, 2005

omfg

DORKWEED DICKSHOW ALERT

(for lack of a beter term)

In other words, for the love of God: look away
posted by scarabic at 10:12 PM on January 28, 2005

The goggles! They do nothing!
posted by zardoz

I'm disappointed in you, zardoz.

Surely you meant to say

"The penis is bad!"
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:33 PM on January 28, 2005

Gawddammit! I hate you Spiderman. I always liked Batman better...
posted by jefbla at 11:39 PM on January 28, 2005

Gawddammit! I hate you Spiderman. I always liked Batman better...

Don't give him any ideas!
posted by foonie at 11:42 PM on January 28, 2005

I'm wondering if you can climb a building like that....
posted by Smedleyman at 11:42 PM on January 28, 2005

Since no one else has said it...

"Man Spiderman has really let himself go."
posted by PissOnYourParade at 12:03 AM on January 29, 2005

Oh, jesus christ. Be glad he's shaved and painted. Trust me, pudgy-to-overwieght white guys are worse when hairy and in their natural splotchy pink color.
posted by MikeKD at 12:05 AM on January 29, 2005

My eyes... My eyes....
posted by slf at 12:52 AM on January 29, 2005

Remember to click on at least one of the adverts at the bottom of the page, because there's a lot more where that came from...
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 1:52 AM on January 29, 2005

That, my friends, is the sound of wonders never ceasing.
posted by armoured-ant at 2:28 AM on January 29, 2005

ouch. blue. stripes. testes. old. fat. penis. why? why? why?
posted by trinarian at 3:01 AM on January 29, 2005

...Dad?
posted by TwelveTwo at 3:12 AM on January 29, 2005

For the price of a simple pair of tighty-whities (painted blue) I could have saved myself the cost of this eye operation.
posted by sninky-chan at 3:47 AM on January 29, 2005

. . . saved you the eye operation, and the "model" a lot of needless embarrassment.
posted by ThePrawn at 4:57 AM on January 29, 2005

I just feel sorry for Mary Jane.
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:27 AM on January 29, 2005

I'm givin my retinas to Stevie Wonder. That's a bad burn-in.
posted by PuppyCat at 5:41 AM on January 29, 2005

Definitely not safe before breakfast.
posted by psmealey at 6:31 AM on January 29, 2005

Love the fact the first banner ad is for Ultralase
posted by fullerine at 6:43 AM on January 29, 2005

Tobey Maguire has really let himself go.
posted by Frank Grimes at 7:27 AM on January 29, 2005

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "blue balls".
posted by terrapin at 7:49 AM on January 29, 2005

That fat dude who made the Tron costume looks pretty good in comparison.
posted by Krrrlson at 8:58 AM on January 29, 2005

*claws out own eyes* I can still see!!!
posted by ticopelp at 9:41 AM on January 29, 2005

Well at least Daredevil and Captain America have a bit more ‘heroic’ physique.
posted by Tenuki at 10:10 AM on January 29, 2005

Talk about being comfortable with one's body. My god.
posted by five fresh fish at 10:54 AM on January 29, 2005

Daredevil/Cap'n America seems to have a significant cock alignment problem. That thing ain't just hangin' left, it's nearly perpendicularly left!
posted by five fresh fish at 10:58 AM on January 29, 2005

Ok, so you are fat, and unafraid of being naked - but why then squat down like a lardy toad?!. Its the difference between saying "ewww gross" and throwing up in your mouth.
posted by ernie at 11:58 AM on January 29, 2005

It could be worse. It could be tattoos.

As for all youse who fail at fat-acceptance, who needs you? It ain't like you're payin' anything.
posted by davy at 12:02 PM on January 29, 2005

Wangtastic.

fff: "On what side does sir dress? Ah, of course - the left. Excellent choice, sir."
posted by Coda at 2:12 PM on January 29, 2005

*passes around the sporks*
posted by deborah at 5:45 PM on January 29, 2005

You'd think he'd shave his head for the full effect, since he's obviously not averse to shaving other... things...
posted by evilcolonel at 7:47 PM on January 29, 2005

Good on him.
posted by asok at 8:42 AM on January 30, 2005

He's going to need much stronger web fluid to sling THAT around Manhattan, tell ya whut.
posted by humannature at 1:49 PM on January 30, 2005