Mmmm Bacon
February 21, 2005 7:32 PM Subscribe
Bacon starts its life inside a piglet-shaped cocoon, in which it receives all the nutrients it needs to grow healthy and tasty.
posted by iamck at 7:53 PM on February 21, 2005
posted by iamck at 7:53 PM on February 21, 2005
I think my BaconWhore is dead
posted by UseyurBrain at 8:11 PM on February 21, 2005
posted by UseyurBrain at 8:11 PM on February 21, 2005
I was actually EATING TWO bacon butties when i clicked this link. I am, however, totally unphased!
Ha!
posted by armoured-ant at 8:17 PM on February 21, 2005
Ha!
posted by armoured-ant at 8:17 PM on February 21, 2005
mmmm.....BACON
posted by immer geradeaus at 8:37 PM on February 21, 2005
posted by immer geradeaus at 8:37 PM on February 21, 2005
tools
posted by nj_subgenius at 8:43 PM on February 21, 2005
posted by nj_subgenius at 8:43 PM on February 21, 2005
Tools of the Juicy Bacon Council, you mean.
posted by AlexReynolds at 9:07 PM on February 21, 2005
posted by AlexReynolds at 9:07 PM on February 21, 2005
Ah, if only I was more ambitious...a friend and I "cooked" up this idea some years ago. We wanted a phone number to call: 1-800-BACON-NOW! Boom, you call, and someone delivers freshly cooked bacon. No muss, no fuss. I'm such a bacon whore...
posted by Banky_Edwards at 9:39 PM on February 21, 2005
posted by Banky_Edwards at 9:39 PM on February 21, 2005
There's a bar in Chicago that has "Free Bacon Night" every Wednesday. It's the Best. Idea. Ever.
posted by Vidiot at 10:06 PM on February 21, 2005
posted by Vidiot at 10:06 PM on February 21, 2005
MetaFilter: Free Bacon every Wednesday for Whorelords!
posted by billsaysthis at 10:08 PM on February 21, 2005
posted by billsaysthis at 10:08 PM on February 21, 2005
Tools of the Juicy Bacon Council, you mean.
I'm a tool of the rival Crispy Bacon Council, so you best not be getting your juice near my bacon!
posted by TungstenChef at 11:05 PM on February 21, 2005
His FrootSoup site is pretty cool, too. Be certain to check out the Sprawtm.
via the link provided by Vidiot.
posted by geekyguy at 5:26 AM on February 22, 2005
via the link provided by Vidiot.
posted by geekyguy at 5:26 AM on February 22, 2005
Sorry, BaconWhores is not currently available for your zip code. Please check back soon, as we are rapidly expanding to cover more communities.
FUCK
posted by greasy_skillet at 5:50 AM on February 22, 2005
FUCK
posted by greasy_skillet at 5:50 AM on February 22, 2005
Bacon should be considered it's own element. I know, I know, science dictates I'm wrong. But c'mon, the product speaks for itself...
posted by Spacey at 5:58 AM on February 22, 2005
posted by Spacey at 5:58 AM on February 22, 2005
If it takes scantily-clad women to convince you to eat bacon, something is fundamentally wrong with you.
posted by casu marzu at 6:42 AM on February 22, 2005
posted by casu marzu at 6:42 AM on February 22, 2005
I was 98% sure it was a hoax because it wasn't economically feasible-- the "lovely ladies" would have to earning enough to make it worth their time-- say $100.00 an hour? If you include transportation costs you would be paying through the nose for a few slices of bacon.
Besides, Vice would be all over them. And it would be a constant battle to convince the customers, "No. I'm here to cook bacon. Really."
Still it's a great web site. Up next: SpiderKillingGigolos
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:35 AM on February 22, 2005
Besides, Vice would be all over them. And it would be a constant battle to convince the customers, "No. I'm here to cook bacon. Really."
Still it's a great web site. Up next: SpiderKillingGigolos
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:35 AM on February 22, 2005
Vidiot, WHERE IS THAT BAR?
Secret Life of Gravy, I figured it was just another NinjaBurger from the getgo. Ah well.
posted by kenko at 7:48 AM on February 22, 2005
Secret Life of Gravy, I figured it was just another NinjaBurger from the getgo. Ah well.
posted by kenko at 7:48 AM on February 22, 2005
Last week my husband asked me, "Did you know you can buy penguins on the internet?"
We discussed this for days. It didn't seem completely impossible-- after all you can buy all sorts of waterfowl and have it shipped by mail-- Dave works for the post office and birds get loose all the time. Details like this:
Emperor \ Female - Age: 2
This penguin is cute as a button! We've rarely seen a penguin with this charm.
ID: 2 | HEIGHT: 30 | WEIGHT: 45 | Price: $2250
made it seem very possible. On the other hand, the life size "life-size penguin robot companion".....
So I did what any normal, red-blooded American blogger would do-- I decided to post it to Metafilter.
Alas. Not only had it been posted before, it was a hoax.
And so ends my penguin dreams.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:41 AM on February 22, 2005
We discussed this for days. It didn't seem completely impossible-- after all you can buy all sorts of waterfowl and have it shipped by mail-- Dave works for the post office and birds get loose all the time. Details like this:
Emperor \ Female - Age: 2
This penguin is cute as a button! We've rarely seen a penguin with this charm.
ID: 2 | HEIGHT: 30 | WEIGHT: 45 | Price: $2250
made it seem very possible. On the other hand, the life size "life-size penguin robot companion".....
So I did what any normal, red-blooded American blogger would do-- I decided to post it to Metafilter.
Alas. Not only had it been posted before, it was a hoax.
And so ends my penguin dreams.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:41 AM on February 22, 2005
Vidiot, WHERE IS THAT BAR?
It's the Prodigal Son, on Halsted.
posted by Vidiot at 9:23 AM on February 22, 2005
It's the Prodigal Son, on Halsted.
posted by Vidiot at 9:23 AM on February 22, 2005
Bacon magazine. Because you won't become popular by eating vegetables.
posted by debralee at 11:57 AM on February 22, 2005
posted by debralee at 11:57 AM on February 22, 2005
Bacon magazine. Because you won't become popular by eating vegetables.
But bacon is a vegetable.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:09 PM on February 22, 2005
But bacon is a vegetable.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:09 PM on February 22, 2005
God help me, I don't know what to believe anymore.....
posted by Pressed Rat at 5:12 PM on February 22, 2005
posted by Pressed Rat at 5:12 PM on February 22, 2005
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posted by AlexReynolds at 7:37 PM on February 21, 2005