I read it on the Internet, It must be true.

March 7, 2005 7:30 PM

Uncyclopedia. Why put up with Wikipedia boring or questionable entries? Uncyclopedia has the straight dope on Life, Universe, and Everything.
posted by MiltonRandKalman (30 comments total)

Nothing to see here
posted by billsaysthis at 7:35 PM on March 7, 2005

Ok, maybe it's a joke, but insulting Wikipedia, even in jest, is like insulting my mother. Or google. Take it back man!
posted by Hildago at 7:57 PM on March 7, 2005

Wait... tell me more about these vampire watermelons!
posted by Robot Johnny at 8:19 PM on March 7, 2005

[This is F-ing awesome]
posted by euphorb at 8:21 PM on March 7, 2005

Take it back man!

no
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 8:24 PM on March 7, 2005

I love this! I made a few new pages!

[this is good]
posted by daninnj at 8:27 PM on March 7, 2005

That's a classy potato.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 8:30 PM on March 7, 2005

that's fun. it's helping me forget all about some other nasty post.
posted by blendor at 8:37 PM on March 7, 2005

excellent
posted by underer at 8:38 PM on March 7, 2005

Wait... tell me more about these vampire watermelons!

I emailed Uncyclopedia about writing a Vampire Watermelon entry on shear principle. Yes, I could have written my own, but I have horrible grammar and I'm not funny. Read my past comments, you'll see I'm right on both counts.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 8:38 PM on March 7, 2005

My hovercraft is full of eels.

It says here.
posted by carter at 8:57 PM on March 7, 2005

Newtonian Physics I think I've seen that before. Wish there was some way to kind of edit that down.
posted by mss at 9:28 PM on March 7, 2005

Nintendo could be considered the gods of all that is video games. Although most consider some newer systems better, you wouldn't HAVE your fancy X-Box if Nintendo wasn't here. HAHA.

It's funny 'cuz it's true.
posted by Quartermass at 9:38 PM on March 7, 2005

I'll stick to Wookiepedia, thanks.
posted by Lionfire at 9:44 PM on March 7, 2005

Funny stuff, thanks.

Kitten huffing, hehe.
posted by geekyguy at 9:45 PM on March 7, 2005

Snicker...
posted by Robot Johnny at 10:30 PM on March 7, 2005

snarf

how very meta
posted by zerokey at 11:13 PM on March 7, 2005

Everything2
posted by Tlogmer at 11:39 PM on March 7, 2005

Can't touch this!

Most excellent.
posted by Masi at 3:02 AM on March 8, 2005

recently I created a wikipedia entry for myself. It was gone within the hour. I now have an uncyclopedia entry about myself. thank you.

[this is the shit]
posted by shmegegge at 5:45 AM on March 8, 2005

So I don't understand.....this is a joke? But I've been huffing kittens for years. Is that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that?
posted by Idiot Mittens at 7:30 AM on March 8, 2005

Someone had to do it so I did: full circle.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:43 AM on March 8, 2005

Is Launceston, Tasmania really the incest capital of the world? Apparently the title is heavily disputed.
posted by greensweater at 8:53 AM on March 8, 2005

nice link! i like the slim shady algorythim
posted by yeahyeahyeahwhoo at 10:23 AM on March 8, 2005

Fantastic. And so big! Hours of amusement here.
posted by fshgrl at 10:54 AM on March 8, 2005

"A constructive flamewar is where you build up pages of irrelevant information and add topics to distort the truth to your side, rather than edit pages supporting the other argument. When doing so, please do not use bots, or copy and paste the same page over and over again. This is abusive. What you can do, however, is create many bizzare articles that relate to your point. This is a constructive flamewar, which contributes rather than degrades from Uncyclopedia. You are encouraged to write about completely unrelated topics to push your agenda, but please do not revert/edit out topics that oppose you."

"For example, "Timmy is stupid!!!" is not as good as "In 1982, the A-Team declared Timmy is stupid.""

priceless...
posted by schyler523 at 12:32 PM on March 8, 2005

Metafilter
posted by kuatto at 4:03 PM on March 8, 2005

[this is good fucking cool]
posted by dg at 7:30 PM on March 8, 2005

Thank you so much MiltonRandKalman for making yesterday at work go so quickly. I am currently working on something like my 20th entry now...
posted by longbaugh at 1:06 AM on March 10, 2005

np.

I almost feel bad for Jonathan who runs it. He went from a few hits an hour, to 5K, then to 26k. 600 articles to 2100 a few days ago. I emailed him and apologized for the mess as the writing quality of some entries went downhill. Though the Metafilter entry is right on. I also told him that Fark and SA not finding him was going to be part of my evening prayer.

On the same note. Congrats on 26k hits/hr and 2000+ articles. I told him he could now add an entry for Meme, definition: Me
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:05 PM on March 11, 2005