Hidden Monkey—Pissed Off Tiger

March 22, 2005 5:08 PM

My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable Monkey-style defeats Tiger-style {embedded vid}
posted by MiltonRandKalman (31 comments total)

I saw that on another time-waster site a couple months ago - SO funny. I wish I had a good copy of it.
posted by ae4rv at 5:13 PM on March 22, 2005

Maybe they're only cubs, but my boy's got a lot of moxie.

I, for one, hail our new monkey overlords.
posted by jsavimbi at 5:15 PM on March 22, 2005

( tiger monkey )

I love it.

How long until a bio person chimes in with "this is an ape, not a monkey!"

Or maybe it is a monkey, I sure as hell can't tell the difference.
posted by kavasa at 5:20 PM on March 22, 2005

Simians are dicks. Ask any mammal.

I want to see the B-roll where the swinging hairy turd becomes a tiger snack.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 5:24 PM on March 22, 2005

That monkey is so badass.

*joins jsavimbi in hailing our new monkey overlords*
posted by TungstenChef at 5:34 PM on March 22, 2005

That was pretty cool. But it would have been much better with a Bob Saget voice-over.
posted by PhatLobley at 5:41 PM on March 22, 2005

That had me laughing out loud. Cheeky monkey.
posted by tellurian at 5:43 PM on March 22, 2005

also hilarious from the same site is this little gem.
posted by christy at 5:45 PM on March 22, 2005

also hilarious from the same site is this little gem.
Sweet mother of god. I want to get married just so I can hire them to play at the reception.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 5:57 PM on March 22, 2005

haha whoa, i kept waiting for a chomp. I think he's probably just compensating for the size of his banana.
posted by freudianslipper at 6:09 PM on March 22, 2005

I was expecting My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable, but this is pretty funny...i think my cat practices that move at 4AM (thankfully I am not the victim.)
posted by schyler523 at 6:15 PM on March 22, 2005

ah those tiger cubs are gonna grow up with a deep hatred for the monkey kind. I smell genocide.
posted by stratastar at 6:16 PM on March 22, 2005

That monkey wouldn't last a minute against the fighting techniques of Donald Rumsfeld.
posted by Wet Spot at 6:29 PM on March 22, 2005

Man, that centered, colored square was annoying as hell.
posted by rafter at 6:34 PM on March 22, 2005

So annoying that I gave up watching. WTF were they thinking to do that?
posted by five fresh fish at 6:47 PM on March 22, 2005

WTF were they thinking to do that?
To help frame the deadly Monkey-style technique.

Also the segment editor is the monkey's uncle and today you're his tiger. How's it feel to be the tiger?
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 7:06 PM on March 22, 2005

0wned!
posted by Pretty_Generic at 7:23 PM on March 22, 2005

How long until a bio person chimes in with "this is an ape, not a monkey!

Monkey, leumer (sp), I think. And, I just LOVE watching 'people' have fun!
posted by johnj at 7:59 PM on March 22, 2005

Considering how often my cats scratch me and then dart out of range, I'm glad to see a primate sticking it to some felines for a change.

jsavimbi: the jsavimbi?
posted by senor biggles at 8:09 PM on March 22, 2005

Has the link been mefi'ed? I'm getting nothing but some foreign language page that seems to say "unavailable".
posted by fungible at 9:13 PM on March 22, 2005

Can someone please tell me what "kemur rétt strax aftur...
...þegar sjálfvirkri afritatöku lýkur." means?
posted by wilful at 9:30 PM on March 22, 2005

wilful: "The internets are busy, please hang up and try your call again."
posted by schyler523 at 9:36 PM on March 22, 2005

I remember once at a Ramones concert, there were these 3 huge hillbilly guys (serious, with overalls and no shirt and everything) who were completely drunk and treating the mosh pit in a most unkind manner... and there was this small, built guy who would dance up to them and give them a quick hard body shot and then dance away before the lumbering giants could swing back. That monkey completely reminded me of the little guy.
posted by deliquescent at 10:00 PM on March 22, 2005

I thought it was going to be this funny vid. (NSFW language)
posted by wsg at 10:24 PM on March 22, 2005

also hilarious from the same site is this little gem.

Total eclipse of the moon, more like it. I want to live where stuff like that (the band, not the monkey/tiger stuff) is on tv. Is that Finland?

posted by ubi at 11:03 PM on March 22, 2005

This tree-swinging animal is definitely a gibbon. Gibbons, like all apes, have no tail. Gibbons in particular are expert brachiators.
posted by pmbuko at 11:12 PM on March 22, 2005

Same video showed up on monkeyfilter (with which we share more than 99 percent of our DNA) a few months back
posted by senor biggles at 1:36 AM on March 23, 2005

Is that Finland?

Iceland.
posted by Mayor Curley at 3:45 AM on March 23, 2005

Thank God for the *hilarious* music and sound effects!
posted by nthdegx at 5:47 AM on March 23, 2005

Adding to wsg's "Brit Self Defense" vid: Kyoto protest beaten back by inflamed petrol traders - Britain - Times Online -- WHEN 35 Greenpeace protesters stormed the International Petroleum Exchange (IPE) yesterday they had planned the operation in great detail. What they were not prepared for was the post-prandial aggression of oil traders who kicked and punched them back on to the pavement. "We bit off more than we could chew. They were just Cockney barrow boy spivs. Total thugs," one protester said, rubbing his bruised skull. "I’ve never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view." Another said: “I took on a Texan Swat team at Esso last year and they were angels compared with this lot.” Behind him, on the balcony of the pub opposite the IPE, a bleary-eyed trader, pint in hand, yelled: “Sod off, Swampy.”
posted by Metauser at 1:37 PM on March 23, 2005

definitely a gibbon. we had a pet gibbon once - but gibbons get too strong and too mean when they get older to keep as pets. this one as a baby wanted to do nothing but cuddle you tightly and make "bitey" gestures if you tried to stop cuddling.
posted by PrincessRue at 9:33 AM on March 24, 2005