Fuck Fuck Motherfucker Ass

April 15, 2005 5:08 PM

Edits of NWA's Straight Outta Compton and Fuck the Police... with anything not offensive removed. Just the swears, ma'am. via /dev/null
posted by Jimbob (13 comments total)

Surprisingly, compared to the originals, they don't sound all that much less "musical."
posted by armage at 5:12 PM on April 15, 2005

I was hoping it'd be the full length song, just the not-naughty lyrics excised.

Armage, har har.
posted by hackly_fracture at 5:15 PM on April 15, 2005

I want to find some unused computer in my office, hook it up to some speakers hidden in a wall or a drop roof somewhere, and leave this looped. The spans of empty space punctuated by apparently random "muthafuckas" and "ass" would provide quite the surreal experience.
posted by Bugbread at 5:22 PM on April 15, 2005

Whoa, the Fuck The Police is awesome!!

I'm DJing an ambient set next month, but there's gotta be some way I could drop that in.
posted by Bugbread at 5:25 PM on April 15, 2005

Fuck The Police Lyrics (courtesy of lyricsdownload.com, edited by bugbread):

Fuck Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck motherfuckers
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
motherfucking

Fuck motherfucking
nigga
niggaz
ass
nigga
motherfuckin
motherfuckin
fuck
fuck
motherfucker

Fuck Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck

shit's
motherfuckers
fuck shit

Motherfuckers
shit

nigga
fucks
shit
shit
fuck
nigga's
shit
ass
nigga

motherfucking

Fuck Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck

fuckin
god damn hell
fuck bitch
motherfuckin
motherfuckin
fuck
motherfuckin
dicks
nigger bitch

motherfuckers

fuck
nigga
nigga
fuck
nigga
shit
fuckin

Fuck Fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck
Fuck Fuck, fuck

ass
shit fucked
fuck? ass
ass motherfucking shit!
posted by Bugbread at 5:34 PM on April 15, 2005

wow... this is almost as fantastic as that a capella NES music
posted by rxrfrx at 5:42 PM on April 15, 2005

MeTa
posted by Doohickie at 5:55 PM on April 15, 2005

This may be the only chance I ever get to post the phrase "motherfucking niggers fuck ass" on Metafilter. I'll be damned if I'm not going to take it.
posted by Simon! at 6:14 PM on April 15, 2005

Hilarious, but I think it would've been fair to leave in phrases that are filthy but technically not "swears", like "dirty ass ho", which occurs a couple times in "Straight Outta Compton." And I mean, some consider the direct object to be the very problem with "Fuck the police."

(see also)
posted by rkent at 7:13 PM on April 15, 2005

So who will be the first to mix these tracks with the censored versions in SoundForge and complete the circle of life.
posted by furtive at 7:44 PM on April 15, 2005

Even better, how about Stunt Swearing? Use NWA's original, masterful use of the F-bomb and friends to restore the Anglo-Saxon flava on other rapper's radio edits. Needs to be done, I say, like a pimp ass muthafucka.
posted by arto at 8:29 PM on April 15, 2005

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre
posted by DirtyCreature at 2:22 AM on April 16, 2005

The flip side of this would be when Joel Stein was given the chance to program Trio TV for a week and came up with the idea of Good Clean Porn, in which all the sex scenes were edited out, to "allow the viewer to focus on those moments which best illustrate the skills of the writers, directors and most importantly, the performers."
posted by Turtles all the way down at 3:20 AM on April 16, 2005