Do you want to see a photo of Tony Danza in the nude?
April 16, 2005 10:10 AM Subscribe
Do you want to see a photo of Tony Danza in the nude? It's from when he was younger... and he's uncut. Ok, talk to you later.
I always got Scott Baio and Tony Danza mixed up, but now I can just remember that Tony Danza is the one who is uncircumsized.
posted by Hildago at 10:18 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by Hildago at 10:18 AM on April 16, 2005
Hildag, you've seen Scott Baio nude? And you didn't post it to Metafilter? For shame!
posted by graventy at 10:20 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by graventy at 10:20 AM on April 16, 2005
You waited a lo-ong time for this post, haven'cha davebug?
also, who is Danza?
posted by NinjaPirate at 10:21 AM on April 16, 2005
also, who is Danza?
posted by NinjaPirate at 10:21 AM on April 16, 2005
it took you 4 years, 4 months and eight days to make your first fpp, and this is what you settled on?
posted by quonsar at 10:23 AM on April 16, 2005 [1 favorite]
posted by quonsar at 10:23 AM on April 16, 2005 [1 favorite]
oh noes! the cursed posting history callout! You're right. He shouldn't have posted it without posting extensively beforehand.
And anyway, who doesn't want to see Danza dick?
posted by shmegegge at 10:29 AM on April 16, 2005
And anyway, who doesn't want to see Danza dick?
posted by shmegegge at 10:29 AM on April 16, 2005
[this is good]
posted by RylandDotNet at 10:33 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by RylandDotNet at 10:33 AM on April 16, 2005
He was the star of "Who's the Boss." He played "Juror #7" in the 1997 television remake of 12 Angry Men.
posted by davebug at 10:35 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by davebug at 10:35 AM on April 16, 2005
Hey... you forgot his daytime talk show, The Tony Danza Show.
And you forgot Poland.
posted by E_B_A at 10:36 AM on April 16, 2005
And you forgot Poland.
posted by E_B_A at 10:36 AM on April 16, 2005
In fact, I'd like to go on record as a long-time mefi reader but new member and say that this is without a doubt the greatest and best metafilter post EVER and all other posts pale in comparison. It's a shame they don't give out awards because this one would dominate all the catagories.
posted by E_B_A at 10:37 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by E_B_A at 10:37 AM on April 16, 2005
it took you 4 years, 4 months and eight days to make your first fpp, and this is what you settled on? posted by quonsar at 1:23 PM EST on April 16
nevertheless, the site will soon be featured on meepzorp, if it isn't already.
posted by crunchland at 10:38 AM on April 16, 2005
nevertheless, the site will soon be featured on meepzorp, if it isn't already.
posted by crunchland at 10:38 AM on April 16, 2005
And you forgot Poland.
Has anyone ever laughed at this?
posted by biffa at 10:41 AM on April 16, 2005 [1 favorite]
Has anyone ever laughed at this?
posted by biffa at 10:41 AM on April 16, 2005 [1 favorite]
See, if you were hankering to post something from that blog, I can't believe you went with Tony Danza over PG-Rated Goatse.cx. (Pretty SFW.)
posted by ChrisTN at 10:42 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by ChrisTN at 10:42 AM on April 16, 2005
And you forgot Poland.
Has anyone ever laughed at this?
--
It's still as funny as when Bushie vomited those words during the debates. Yes indeedy!
as for Danza,
AHHHH! MY EYES!
posted by newfers at 10:52 AM on April 16, 2005
Has anyone ever laughed at this?
--
It's still as funny as when Bushie vomited those words during the debates. Yes indeedy!
as for Danza,
AHHHH! MY EYES!
posted by newfers at 10:52 AM on April 16, 2005
I'm circumsized but this pic makes my penis want to shrivel up into itself anyway.
Oh well, I was warned.
posted by scarabic at 10:52 AM on April 16, 2005
Oh well, I was warned.
posted by scarabic at 10:52 AM on April 16, 2005
you people ain't right
... I guess that explains why I'm here
posted by The Infamous Jay at 10:57 AM on April 16, 2005
... I guess that explains why I'm here
posted by The Infamous Jay at 10:57 AM on April 16, 2005
[this is good]
the more you guys complain about posts like this, the more you reveal yourselves as a bunch of souless fussbudgets who spend all their days looking to naysay others' fun.
posted by drgonzo at 11:01 AM on April 16, 2005 [1 favorite]
the more you guys complain about posts like this, the more you reveal yourselves as a bunch of souless fussbudgets who spend all their days looking to naysay others' fun.
posted by drgonzo at 11:01 AM on April 16, 2005 [1 favorite]
Yes, yes, this is a terrible post. But, somehow, I clicked on the link anyway. Thanks for nothing.
Except this comment is hilarious on so many levels:
On Friday, April 15th, Jesus said:
I've always heard that Tony Danza used to be a porn star, and his signature move was the "Danza Slap" wherein he would slap the girl across the face with his penis before performing the money shot.
I dunno though. I should check Snopes.
posted by mkultra at 11:06 AM on April 16, 2005
Except this comment is hilarious on so many levels:
On Friday, April 15th, Jesus said:
I've always heard that Tony Danza used to be a porn star, and his signature move was the "Danza Slap" wherein he would slap the girl across the face with his penis before performing the money shot.
I dunno though. I should check Snopes.
posted by mkultra at 11:06 AM on April 16, 2005
Elton John's inspiration for "Hold me closer, Tony Danza..."?
posted by liam at 11:09 AM on April 16, 2005 [2 favorites]
posted by liam at 11:09 AM on April 16, 2005 [2 favorites]
[this is good]
the more you guys complain about posts like this, the more you reveal yourselves as a bunch of souless fussbudgets who spend all their days looking to naysay others' fun.
posted by drgonzo at 2:01 PM EST on April 16 [!]
What drgonzo said.
posted by docgonzo at 2:05 PM EST on April 16 [!]
Well, I'm glad the gonzos are united.
I'd also heard Danza did porn, (not a rare accusation, really) but this photo doesn't exactly confirm the rumor.
posted by Busithoth at 11:13 AM on April 16, 2005
the more you guys complain about posts like this, the more you reveal yourselves as a bunch of souless fussbudgets who spend all their days looking to naysay others' fun.
posted by drgonzo at 2:01 PM EST on April 16 [!]
What drgonzo said.
posted by docgonzo at 2:05 PM EST on April 16 [!]
Well, I'm glad the gonzos are united.
I'd also heard Danza did porn, (not a rare accusation, really) but this photo doesn't exactly confirm the rumor.
posted by Busithoth at 11:13 AM on April 16, 2005
Elton John's inspiration for "Hold me closer, Tony Danza..."?
posted by amberglow at 11:19 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by amberglow at 11:19 AM on April 16, 2005
oh, Stallone did porn too--i guess it was an easy buck back then.
posted by amberglow at 11:21 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by amberglow at 11:21 AM on April 16, 2005
davebug - As your first post to mefi you made the right choice! I applaud your efforts to be the candle in the wind.
If anyone looks closely you can see the boxing robe and the photo of the boxers in the background. Danza was a boxer and if I had to guess I would assume that this photo was taken while he was in the locker room at his boxing gym. It seems legit to me.
ps...[this is good].
posted by suprfli at 11:27 AM on April 16, 2005
If anyone looks closely you can see the boxing robe and the photo of the boxers in the background. Danza was a boxer and if I had to guess I would assume that this photo was taken while he was in the locker room at his boxing gym. It seems legit to me.
ps...[this is good].
posted by suprfli at 11:27 AM on April 16, 2005
wow. I'm impressed with all the progress in hunting down nude shots of superstars. If only someone could do this for the other gender, they'd get some real hits!
posted by Busithoth at 11:30 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by Busithoth at 11:30 AM on April 16, 2005
For the Brits, "Who's the Boss" is the American version of "The Upper Hand". And I really hope all of the [this is good]s are sarcastic.
posted by blendor at 11:33 AM on April 16, 2005
posted by blendor at 11:33 AM on April 16, 2005
So if this were a picture of some unknown person it wouldn't merit posting, I assume. It would be just another of a million nude pictures available on the interweb and would receive, I imagine, nothing but scorn and derision as being not post-worthy, to say the least.
So let's see, the reason this is of interest is because Mr. Danza is somewhat well-known (sorry Tony, but superstar would be an overstatement, I think you'd agree). Huh, I guess I don't follow, was there some backstory, perhaps some doubt about his penis-ownership or something?
Would a nude picture of say Farrah Fawcett be acceptable as an FPP? There's a million nude images out there, many of them of "celebrities", what makes Tony D's post-worthy? Why are nude celeb shots not posted on an hourly basis? If there's some rule or agreement that stops mefi from become pornfi how is this one different?
Btw Taxi, yup, Danny DeVito was great but Tony was certainly endearing and added an essential element as one of Danny's main foils.
posted by scheptech at 12:04 PM on April 16, 2005
So let's see, the reason this is of interest is because Mr. Danza is somewhat well-known (sorry Tony, but superstar would be an overstatement, I think you'd agree). Huh, I guess I don't follow, was there some backstory, perhaps some doubt about his penis-ownership or something?
Would a nude picture of say Farrah Fawcett be acceptable as an FPP? There's a million nude images out there, many of them of "celebrities", what makes Tony D's post-worthy? Why are nude celeb shots not posted on an hourly basis? If there's some rule or agreement that stops mefi from become pornfi how is this one different?
Btw Taxi, yup, Danny DeVito was great but Tony was certainly endearing and added an essential element as one of Danny's main foils.
posted by scheptech at 12:04 PM on April 16, 2005
If this post was intended to be a mockery of bad FPPs, I'd say it has succeeded on every level. $5 well spent!
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 12:09 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 12:09 PM on April 16, 2005
After looking at that stallone picture, I think we can honestly say that Mr. Danza wins The Battle Of The Italian Sausages.
posted by jonmc at 12:13 PM on April 16, 2005 [1 favorite]
posted by jonmc at 12:13 PM on April 16, 2005 [1 favorite]
Geez, you people complain and complain about metafilter being a boyzone, and now you complain about Tony Danza's Italian Sausage.
Its one or the other people!
posted by PissOnYourParade at 12:19 PM on April 16, 2005
Its one or the other people!
posted by PissOnYourParade at 12:19 PM on April 16, 2005
This thread is a litmus test.
posted by klangklangston at 12:34 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by klangklangston at 12:34 PM on April 16, 2005
"Would a nude picture of say Farrah Fawcett be acceptable as an FPP?"
Hell, yes!!!
... and Raquel Welch would be even better!
posted by mischief at 12:45 PM on April 16, 2005
Hell, yes!!!
... and Raquel Welch would be even better!
posted by mischief at 12:45 PM on April 16, 2005
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posted by drgonzo at 12:48 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by drgonzo at 12:48 PM on April 16, 2005
... and Raquel Welch would be even better!
Roberta Pedon (NSFW) would be better than both of 'em. Especially due to the Betty Page-esque mystery of whatever became of her.
posted by jonmc at 12:53 PM on April 16, 2005
Roberta Pedon (NSFW) would be better than both of 'em. Especially due to the Betty Page-esque mystery of whatever became of her.
posted by jonmc at 12:53 PM on April 16, 2005
scheptech: take it to metatalk!!
btw, what makes it FPP worthy as opposed to a million other nude celebs is b/c this is really old and sort of interesting to see it just released and it relates to some interweb urban legends and verifying/denying them(danza slap certainly appears that it could be legitimate now!). besides, it's funny and does everything on mefi have to be some long serious fuckin debate about bush, 911, iraq, [insert your hot button topic here] bullshit?
posted by suprfli at 1:09 PM on April 16, 2005
btw, what makes it FPP worthy as opposed to a million other nude celebs is b/c this is really old and sort of interesting to see it just released and it relates to some interweb urban legends and verifying/denying them(danza slap certainly appears that it could be legitimate now!). besides, it's funny and does everything on mefi have to be some long serious fuckin debate about bush, 911, iraq, [insert your hot button topic here] bullshit?
posted by suprfli at 1:09 PM on April 16, 2005
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posted by Hankins at 1:19 PM on April 16, 2005
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posted by Hankins at 1:19 PM on April 16, 2005
Ok, talk to you later.
For some reason that made this post work for me.
also, it's kind of a cool sex site that's not spammy / depressing/ degrading / etc. And it's sort of an endearing pic precisely b/c it doesn't look like pose-for-porno. A friend of mine has a back issue of playboy with old b&w's of madonna which she (my friend) found at some used bookstore. She bought it not because 'ooh madonna's body' - that's easy - but because it was madonna sorta casual, unbleached hair, unshaven, hanging out naked.
posted by mdn at 1:34 PM on April 16, 2005
For some reason that made this post work for me.
also, it's kind of a cool sex site that's not spammy / depressing/ degrading / etc. And it's sort of an endearing pic precisely b/c it doesn't look like pose-for-porno. A friend of mine has a back issue of playboy with old b&w's of madonna which she (my friend) found at some used bookstore. She bought it not because 'ooh madonna's body' - that's easy - but because it was madonna sorta casual, unbleached hair, unshaven, hanging out naked.
posted by mdn at 1:34 PM on April 16, 2005
To say I'm disturbed would be an understatement. Then again, it's better than a nude photo of Judith Light.
posted by ktoad at 1:54 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by ktoad at 1:54 PM on April 16, 2005
I like how the link was phrased as a question. It just seems so guileless. I don't really want to see a photo of Tony Danza in the nude, but thanks so much for asking. And talk to you later.
posted by underer at 1:58 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by underer at 1:58 PM on April 16, 2005
I would have taken time out to voice my opinion on this subject but I've got dinner to make. Ciao!
posted by AlexReynolds at 2:05 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by AlexReynolds at 2:05 PM on April 16, 2005
Dangerously skirting the first rule!
[this is wubbie]
posted by robbie01 at 2:11 PM on April 16, 2005
[this is wubbie]
posted by robbie01 at 2:11 PM on April 16, 2005
What is wrong with you?
posted by BentPenguin at 2:54 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by BentPenguin at 2:54 PM on April 16, 2005
the more you guys complain about posts like this, the more you reveal yourselves as a bunch of souless fussbudgets who spend all their days looking to naysay others' fun.
your point being...?
posted by quonsar at 3:00 PM on April 16, 2005
your point being...?
posted by quonsar at 3:00 PM on April 16, 2005
it's better than a nude photo of Judith Light.
I'll up you one-- I've seen her naked in person. I saw her in "Wit" at Boston's Wang Center and she got naked right at the end. This was about 5 years ago.
posted by Mayor Curley at 3:03 PM on April 16, 2005
I'll up you one-- I've seen her naked in person. I saw her in "Wit" at Boston's Wang Center and she got naked right at the end. This was about 5 years ago.
posted by Mayor Curley at 3:03 PM on April 16, 2005
Wang Center..heh-heh
Actually Judith Light is kind of milf-y if you ask me.
What?
posted by jonmc at 3:05 PM on April 16, 2005
Actually Judith Light is kind of milf-y if you ask me.
What?
posted by jonmc at 3:05 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by donkeysuck at 3:27 PM on April 16, 2005
Radio 7: If your "Ewwwwwwwwwwww" comment is meant for Stallone then you get a "harrumph" from me. however, if it is meant for Mr. Danza (for whom I have a newfound respect) then I have to wildly disagree.
posted by mannythedog at 4:00 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by mannythedog at 4:00 PM on April 16, 2005
and he's uncut.
You wasted a fpp on this when all you had to do was ask samantha?
posted by justgary at 4:11 PM on April 16, 2005
You wasted a fpp on this when all you had to do was ask samantha?
posted by justgary at 4:11 PM on April 16, 2005
MetaFilter: Anyway, who doesn't want to see Danza dick?
posted by AlexReynolds at 4:22 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by AlexReynolds at 4:22 PM on April 16, 2005
Y'know, I bet Louie DePalma was hung like a bear.
And it's retro-night on channel 11 here in New York. Welcome back Kotter, The Jeffersons, The Odd Couple & Taxi back to back. Maybe they'll break out some of that "lost footage," of Louie and Ignatowski's hot night of passion and we'll find out.
Okey Doke!
posted by jonmc at 4:27 PM on April 16, 2005
And it's retro-night on channel 11 here in New York. Welcome back Kotter, The Jeffersons, The Odd Couple & Taxi back to back. Maybe they'll break out some of that "lost footage," of Louie and Ignatowski's hot night of passion and we'll find out.
Okey Doke!
posted by jonmc at 4:27 PM on April 16, 2005
I'm all for full frontal male nudity. : )
That said, I never found Tony Danza particularly appealing.
posted by SisterHavana at 4:48 PM on April 16, 2005
That said, I never found Tony Danza particularly appealing.
posted by SisterHavana at 4:48 PM on April 16, 2005
What's a "fussbudget"?
posted by clevershark at 5:05 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by clevershark at 5:05 PM on April 16, 2005
This fpp is the best because now I no longer think I'm weird for mishearing Elton John. Everybody in the room looked at me like I was an idiot when I asked why the song was about Tony Danza.
posted by SomeOneElse at 5:07 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by SomeOneElse at 5:07 PM on April 16, 2005
Okay, talk to you later.
posted by bluechemist at 5:42 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by bluechemist at 5:42 PM on April 16, 2005
I always got Scott Baio and Tony Danza mixed up, but now I can just remember that Tony Danza is the one who is uncircumsized.
Nope, sorry. Baio is also uncut. That's what Blueboy magazine told me in the 80s, at least, when Charles was in Charge. Willie Aames was also, allegedly, uncut, providing much fantasy fodder for my younger self.
Alas, I can find no substantiation of these allegations online now, twenty-odd years later.
posted by WolfDaddy at 5:52 PM on April 16, 2005
Nope, sorry. Baio is also uncut. That's what Blueboy magazine told me in the 80s, at least, when Charles was in Charge. Willie Aames was also, allegedly, uncut, providing much fantasy fodder for my younger self.
Alas, I can find no substantiation of these allegations online now, twenty-odd years later.
posted by WolfDaddy at 5:52 PM on April 16, 2005
Funny the things you keep in your head for 20-something years.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 6:00 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 6:00 PM on April 16, 2005
You'll probably see more of me, but I'm going to continue to hold back until I think I'm offering something new, so no promises.
posted by underer at 6:00 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by underer at 6:00 PM on April 16, 2005
Willie Aames was also, allegedly, uncut, providing much fantasy fodder for my younger self.
Wait a minute, wasn't he in one of those teens-on-a-deserted-island flicks where him and some babe skinnydip and you see both their goodies? I remember seeing something like that when I was about 12, and at that point I don't think I'd even seen what Robin Williams describes as a "snake wearing a sweater."
Yes, the fact that I'm recalling this is disturbing, but not half as disturbing as wolfdaddy's attraction to Bibleman.
posted by jonmc at 6:00 PM on April 16, 2005
Wait a minute, wasn't he in one of those teens-on-a-deserted-island flicks where him and some babe skinnydip and you see both their goodies? I remember seeing something like that when I was about 12, and at that point I don't think I'd even seen what Robin Williams describes as a "snake wearing a sweater."
Yes, the fact that I'm recalling this is disturbing, but not half as disturbing as wolfdaddy's attraction to Bibleman.
posted by jonmc at 6:00 PM on April 16, 2005
jonmc, you're thinking of Christopher Atkins, whose IMDB page should be required reading for every teen actor on Fox and the WB.
And I must note that when I read this post, I experienced a rush of indescribable, confusing emotions, one being that I ? davebug.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 7:02 PM on April 16, 2005
And I must note that when I read this post, I experienced a rush of indescribable, confusing emotions, one being that I ? davebug.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 7:02 PM on April 16, 2005
You should have seen the preview window, that was hilarious with the heart in there.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 7:04 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 7:04 PM on April 16, 2005
No, there was another one with Willie Aames, where there was quite a bit of naughty bits exposed of bothe genders.
posted by jonmc at 7:11 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by jonmc at 7:11 PM on April 16, 2005
teh c*ck
posted by urlnotfound at 7:36 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by urlnotfound at 7:36 PM on April 16, 2005
This thread is a litmus test.
haha, fucking stop saying that -- its an imaginary pedestal device... i own all rights to such devices... cease and desist or youll be sorry.
posted by Satapher at 9:19 PM on April 16, 2005
haha, fucking stop saying that -- its an imaginary pedestal device... i own all rights to such devices... cease and desist or youll be sorry.
posted by Satapher at 9:19 PM on April 16, 2005
I just realized something... if you follow this link, previously mentioned by underer, you'll notice that davebug was cryptically trying to see if it would be ok to post his first fpp in relation to a site he's a part of. Whether or not that would constitute a self-link.
So, I ask...
Davebug? Mr. Danza? May I have your autograph?
posted by shmegegge at 9:24 PM on April 16, 2005
So, I ask...
posted by shmegegge at 9:24 PM on April 16, 2005
Wow! When I was a kid I always suspected Danza had a nice package in those tight jeans he wore on Taxi. Nice.
*pant*
posted by hojoki at 9:41 PM on April 16, 2005
*pant*
posted by hojoki at 9:41 PM on April 16, 2005
Besides brittney are there any other girls in here?
I seriously think the only people who care about COCK are men. Straight or gay.
That said. Funny thread.
posted by crasspastor at 10:00 PM on April 16, 2005
I seriously think the only people who care about COCK are men. Straight or gay.
That said. Funny thread.
posted by crasspastor at 10:00 PM on April 16, 2005
superfli:
When you think about it, this post has everything to do with Bush.
Well. At least it does now. (nsf†)
posted by crasspastor at 10:23 PM on April 16, 2005
When you think about it, this post has everything to do with Bush.
Well. At least it does now. (nsf†)
posted by crasspastor at 10:23 PM on April 16, 2005
did that just say Not Safe For Christ?
I literally just laughed my ass off. You owe me an ass.
posted by shmegegge at 10:47 PM on April 16, 2005
I literally just laughed my ass off. You owe me an ass.
posted by shmegegge at 10:47 PM on April 16, 2005
Are you a girl? If so, good. Your ass is mine. Er, my ass is yours. And you'd also probably be the first or second female who has posted to this thread yet.
Sadly however, after checking how much milage my joke still has in it, I've since found that your name is Adam. And as we all know, "God made Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve". Therefore, me giving forth of any ass I might have any say over is going to have to be limited to you laughing at it.
Fag. Quit it.
posted by crasspastor at 11:17 PM on April 16, 2005
Sadly however, after checking how much milage my joke still has in it, I've since found that your name is Adam. And as we all know, "God made Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve". Therefore, me giving forth of any ass I might have any say over is going to have to be limited to you laughing at it.
Fag. Quit it.
posted by crasspastor at 11:17 PM on April 16, 2005
I'm impressed that this so called lame FPP with all the hoo haa over it has garnered over 105 comments...here's mine. Instructions to us newbies say, to understand what constitutes a good FPP see the ones which get the most comments. On that basis, one would conclude this is an outstanding FPP.
posted by infini at 11:37 PM on April 16, 2005
posted by infini at 11:37 PM on April 16, 2005
Instructions to us newbies say, to understand what constitutes a good FPP see the ones which get the most comments.
Where the fuck does it say that? Some of the goodest of the great get no comments at all. That's bollocks.
(And teh c0ck, too.)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 12:18 AM on April 17, 2005
Where the fuck does it say that? Some of the goodest of the great get no comments at all. That's bollocks.
(And teh c0ck, too.)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 12:18 AM on April 17, 2005
oh no
it is indeed him. ... I thought it would be bigger. I mean, you'd think someone who is always asking who the boss is to have more backing him up...
posted by blacklite at 12:19 AM on April 17, 2005
it is indeed him. ... I thought it would be bigger. I mean, you'd think someone who is always asking who the boss is to have more backing him up...
posted by blacklite at 12:19 AM on April 17, 2005
Hold me coser Tony Danza
Count the headlice on the highway
Baby darlin' she's a lemon
Had a busy day today
posted by Silky Slim at 3:48 AM on April 17, 2005
Count the headlice on the highway
Baby darlin' she's a lemon
Had a busy day today
posted by Silky Slim at 3:48 AM on April 17, 2005
I want to be the first to congratulate the men of MeFi for managing to resist the urge to say "It's not that big..."
I also want to be the first to say "It's not that big..."
posted by longbaugh at 6:29 AM on April 17, 2005
I also want to be the first to say "It's not that big..."
posted by longbaugh at 6:29 AM on April 17, 2005
Instructions to us newbies say, to understand what constitutes a good FPP see the ones which get the most comments.
it definitely does not say anything like that anywhere around here.
and there are a buncha wimmin on this thread. okay, well, two or three of us anyway.
posted by mdn at 6:34 AM on April 17, 2005
it definitely does not say anything like that anywhere around here.
and there are a buncha wimmin on this thread. okay, well, two or three of us anyway.
posted by mdn at 6:34 AM on April 17, 2005
damn, 114 comments for tony's snapping turtle?!
gimme my fiver back.
posted by emdog at 7:52 AM on April 17, 2005
gimme my fiver back.
posted by emdog at 7:52 AM on April 17, 2005
Five. Yummy Danza cock. (Uncut is *always* better. Also, uncut tends to grow more, so that proabably ends up big enough when it counts.)
posted by dame at 8:09 AM on April 17, 2005
posted by dame at 8:09 AM on April 17, 2005
image on your link...
crasspastor sweetie, I'm a girl now and I was a girl when I posted my earlier comment in this thread. I might still be a girl in ten minutes, call me to check. Ta-rah. ;)
I see plenty of dames in here.
posted by dabitch at 8:32 AM on April 17, 2005
I see plenty of dames in here.
posted by dabitch at 8:32 AM on April 17, 2005
Six. Not a bad picture at all. Well, parts aren't bad.
posted by mygothlaundry at 9:08 AM on April 17, 2005
posted by mygothlaundry at 9:08 AM on April 17, 2005
Uncut is *always* better.
Uncut = no mushroom hat to tickle your innards.
Also, uncut tends to grow more
No correlation whatsoever.
so that proabably ends up big enough when it counts.
Again, there's no way to know. He could double in size, he could peter out at an extra inch.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:21 AM on April 17, 2005
Uncut = no mushroom hat to tickle your innards.
Also, uncut tends to grow more
No correlation whatsoever.
so that proabably ends up big enough when it counts.
Again, there's no way to know. He could double in size, he could peter out at an extra inch.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:21 AM on April 17, 2005
I dunno, C_D, which of us has more experience with a wide variety of cocks?
Also, please explain: Uncut = no mushroom hat to tickle your innards. Because an uncut one erect is just like a cut one, only with a little more.
posted by dame at 9:39 AM on April 17, 2005
Also, please explain: Uncut = no mushroom hat to tickle your innards. Because an uncut one erect is just like a cut one, only with a little more.
posted by dame at 9:39 AM on April 17, 2005
did I misinterpret this?
What makes a good thread post to MetaFilter?
A good post to MetaFilter is something that meets the following criteria: most people haven't seen it before, there is something interesting about the content on the page, and it might warrant discussion from others.
As a first-time poster or new member of MetaFilter, take a look at the older posts to get a feel for what constitutes a good link. Look at the links that carry 10 or 20 comments to see what everyone is talking about. Is the link you're about to post provocative enough to show to everyone? If so post away.
A good thread values uniqueness over novelty.
posted by infini at 10:07 AM on April 17, 2005
What makes a good thread post to MetaFilter?
A good post to MetaFilter is something that meets the following criteria: most people haven't seen it before, there is something interesting about the content on the page, and it might warrant discussion from others.
As a first-time poster or new member of MetaFilter, take a look at the older posts to get a feel for what constitutes a good link. Look at the links that carry 10 or 20 comments to see what everyone is talking about. Is the link you're about to post provocative enough to show to everyone? If so post away.
A good thread values uniqueness over novelty.
posted by infini at 10:07 AM on April 17, 2005
dame ... I'm with you all the way. Uncut men rawk. And roll. And scream. And thrash. And moan.
And I've said too much haven't I?
posted by WolfDaddy at 10:27 AM on April 17, 2005
And I've said too much haven't I?
posted by WolfDaddy at 10:27 AM on April 17, 2005
Eh, Civil_Disobedient, you don't really think that the foreskin stays around the mushroom hat when it's fully erect and tickling someones innards, do you?
posted by dabitch at 10:32 AM on April 17, 2005
posted by dabitch at 10:32 AM on April 17, 2005
Who's the Boss indeed. Tony's penis is now second only to Wisconsin Cat Hunting on our current leader board. 10 or 20 comments, ha! The Penis Post (the title is surely deserved) is now a humility-inspiring Order of Magnitude more magnificent than that laughably tiny number.
Will the famous Penis Post be seen in future as the beginning of the end of freedom for mefi? Can censorship be far away, what unseen force for good can otherwise possibly stop The Blue from becoming well, really blue?
posted by scheptech at 10:43 AM on April 17, 2005
Will the famous Penis Post be seen in future as the beginning of the end of freedom for mefi? Can censorship be far away, what unseen force for good can otherwise possibly stop The Blue from becoming well, really blue?
posted by scheptech at 10:43 AM on April 17, 2005
schep; blue certainly isn't the point for me. hell, get as blue as anyone wants to blue but this thread has become as vapid as 'entertainment tonight' or a 'tiger beat' mag.
this much interest over an actor's dick?!
it ranks with paris hilton putting a copyright on "that's hot"
draw me a warm bath and fetch a straight razor.
posted by emdog at 11:15 AM on April 17, 2005
this much interest over an actor's dick?!
it ranks with paris hilton putting a copyright on "that's hot"
draw me a warm bath and fetch a straight razor.
posted by emdog at 11:15 AM on April 17, 2005
also, people who signed up before the last signup freeze didn't have to pay anything.
posted by delmoi at 12:07 PM on April 17, 2005
posted by delmoi at 12:07 PM on April 17, 2005
dabitch and da dame
Re: The Mushroom -- clearly I hadn't thought that through enough.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:11 PM on April 17, 2005
Re: The Mushroom -- clearly I hadn't thought that through enough.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:11 PM on April 17, 2005
...but this thread has become as vapid as 'entertainment tonight' or a 'tiger beat' mag.
tiger beat ran super groovy nude pinups? no wonder it was so popular. ; >
(more celeb wang! more celeb wang!)
posted by amberglow at 2:30 PM on April 17, 2005
tiger beat ran super groovy nude pinups? no wonder it was so popular. ; >
(more celeb wang! more celeb wang!)
posted by amberglow at 2:30 PM on April 17, 2005
10 or 20 comments, ha! The Penis Post (the title is surely deserved) is now a humility-inspiring Order of Magnitude more magnificent than that laughably tiny number.
?! you're not that new, are you? We get posts with 100s of comments all the time. The suggestion to look at the comments of posts with 10-20 comments sounds to me like, look at the comments (of those threads that get enough comments to show there was some interest) - it does not mean that more comments=better.
There have been crap posts with endless comments, and great posts with just 10-20 comments. Great posts usually don't have less than ten, because a few people will at least pop in to say [this is good] if it's not starting a major conversation but was a good post.
posted by mdn at 3:04 PM on April 17, 2005
?! you're not that new, are you? We get posts with 100s of comments all the time. The suggestion to look at the comments of posts with 10-20 comments sounds to me like, look at the comments (of those threads that get enough comments to show there was some interest) - it does not mean that more comments=better.
There have been crap posts with endless comments, and great posts with just 10-20 comments. Great posts usually don't have less than ten, because a few people will at least pop in to say [this is good] if it's not starting a major conversation but was a good post.
posted by mdn at 3:04 PM on April 17, 2005
[this is going on a shirt]
posted by hugsnkisses at 3:09 PM on April 17, 2005
posted by hugsnkisses at 3:09 PM on April 17, 2005
![[shirt]](http://www.bentonrea.com/~ingram/[danza]-you-have-to-ask-.jpg){kind=link}
That shirt... it happened so fast... and the woman wearing it... *head explodes*.
posted by shmegegge at 4:10 PM on April 17, 2005
posted by shmegegge at 4:10 PM on April 17, 2005
glow; actually, i was only guessing about tiger beat from the title and bill maplewood(the movie 'happiness')beating his tiger while looking at it.
posted by emdog at 8:31 PM on April 17, 2005
posted by emdog at 8:31 PM on April 17, 2005
hmmm, I like it!
posted by yodelingisfun at 11:49 PM on April 17, 2005
posted by yodelingisfun at 11:49 PM on April 17, 2005
I'd also like to say that I don't get the whole "uncut" fetish. They look like bits of intestine.
posted by jonmc at 7:20 AM on April 18, 2005
posted by jonmc at 7:20 AM on April 18, 2005
Don't be silly, if I wanted cockmc to look uncut, I'd just wrap a dirty sausage casing around it.
posted by jonmc at 7:39 AM on April 18, 2005
posted by jonmc at 7:39 AM on April 18, 2005
Allow me to be the first to say about this post: i first saw that picture when i was about 25 and that was a long-ass time ago.
Also allow me to be the umpteenth and hopefully the last person to say, wow nice cock, ooohh, goodie, hawt, sweet, and where are the video torrs.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 8:36 AM on April 18, 2005
Also allow me to be the umpteenth and hopefully the last person to say, wow nice cock, ooohh, goodie, hawt, sweet, and where are the video torrs.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 8:36 AM on April 18, 2005
ooh glow
oosh, '74; marie neked but with that hair couldn't get me to jerk beefy.
the movie 'happiness'; now picture a grown man pounding his pud in the back seat of his car in a parking lot while looking at the teen boys in 'tiger beat'
definitely the best dark-humor, socio-familial flicks of all time.
posted by emdog at 1:55 PM on April 18, 2005
oosh, '74; marie neked but with that hair couldn't get me to jerk beefy.
the movie 'happiness'; now picture a grown man pounding his pud in the back seat of his car in a parking lot while looking at the teen boys in 'tiger beat'
definitely the best dark-humor, socio-familial flicks of all time.
posted by emdog at 1:55 PM on April 18, 2005
jonmc: You're right; Willie Ames starred with Phoebe Cates in Paradise in 1982. It was an attempt to cash in on the splash Brooke Shields made in The Blue Lagoon 2 years earlier. And yes, "Willie Jr." guest-stars in some underwater swimming scenes, but there's plenty of adolescent nakedness in both movies.
posted by obloquy at 4:26 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by obloquy at 4:26 PM on April 18, 2005
NOW THAT'S ITALIAN!
This explains how that hack keeps getting work. Has anyone ever said, "Tony Danza yeah he's really entertaining, I'd hire him over John Ritter any day."?
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:49 PM on April 18, 2005
This explains how that hack keeps getting work. Has anyone ever said, "Tony Danza yeah he's really entertaining, I'd hire him over John Ritter any day."?
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:49 PM on April 18, 2005
mdn: thanks for the explanation. I *feel* very new - and I'm trying to figure it out still.
posted by infini at 6:25 PM on April 18, 2005
posted by infini at 6:25 PM on April 18, 2005
This explains how that hack keeps getting work.
It also explains Milton Berle's incredibly long career. ; >
posted by amberglow at 6:32 PM on April 18, 2005
It also explains Milton Berle's incredibly long career. ; >
posted by amberglow at 6:32 PM on April 18, 2005
It also explains Milton Berle's
According to Berle, Burns smokes a cheap brand because he gets them for nothing from the Consolidated Cigar Company for whom he works.
Unable to stand the odor any longer, Berle turned to Burns. "You must be smoking one of those Lawrence Welk cigars."
"What's a Lawrence Welk cigar?" asked Burns, reverting to his days as Gracie Allen's straight man.
"A piece of shit with a band around it!" quipped Uncle Miltie.
-
I always loved that story
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 7:56 PM on April 18, 2005
According to Berle, Burns smokes a cheap brand because he gets them for nothing from the Consolidated Cigar Company for whom he works.
Unable to stand the odor any longer, Berle turned to Burns. "You must be smoking one of those Lawrence Welk cigars."
"What's a Lawrence Welk cigar?" asked Burns, reverting to his days as Gracie Allen's straight man.
"A piece of shit with a band around it!" quipped Uncle Miltie.
-
I always loved that story
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 7:56 PM on April 18, 2005
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