Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple

April 29, 2005 4:21 PM

‘See this?’ I nodded eagerly. ‘I want you to wreck it.’ (NSFW text. Stolen from Memepool)
posted by zerokey (15 comments total)

Dude.
posted by billysumday at 4:22 PM on April 29, 2005

I have several FPPs I've been working on for some time, as I wanted to break my MetaCherry with something respectable.

This was simply too good to pass up.
posted by zerokey at 4:22 PM on April 29, 2005

dammit!

I searched the site and didn't see it!

*kicks rock*
posted by zerokey at 4:23 PM on April 29, 2005

Is the story more disturbing than this? Hard to say.
posted by fenriq at 4:28 PM on April 29, 2005

Each of the Internets needs this link, though. Thanks for posting. No Internets left BEHIND!
posted by Peter H at 4:34 PM on April 29, 2005

Holy sh-t fenriq, that's ... I would say if that hasn't graced the FP this thread should stay here for that alone.
posted by Peter H at 4:35 PM on April 29, 2005

Peter H, it will haunt your brain for days and maybe even weeks!
posted by fenriq at 4:38 PM on April 29, 2005

I know, I'm already scrubbing! The time cover is fucking great, though. Very funny.
posted by Peter H at 4:41 PM on April 29, 2005

nice tags though.
posted by schyler523 at 4:42 PM on April 29, 2005

omg, mancoulter indeed.
posted by schyler523 at 4:47 PM on April 29, 2005

So this is a DP.

Interesting.
posted by I EAT TAPES at 4:58 PM on April 29, 2005

I have several FPPs I've been working on for some time, as I wanted to break my MetaCherry with something respectable.

member since: August 19, 2002

Ouch.
posted by fixedgear at 5:10 PM on April 29, 2005

So the reason that we don't like Ann Coulter is that she is either an ugly woman or a woman that acts like a man? OK. I'll write that down. I was confused. I thought it was because she wants to kill Arabs and convert them to Christianity or something insignificant like that.

What's even funnier is that in her most recent "book" she makes the same claim about "democrat women." They don't have an agreeable ideology and are therefore not "real women" or something ridiculous and inane like that. Isn't it a funny coincidence that some of you are having the same process of logic as her? That is so funny...
posted by cindileper at 5:24 PM on April 29, 2005

BURRITO LOCKDOWN!
posted by mrgrimm at 5:41 PM on April 29, 2005

So the reason that we don't like Ann Coulter is that she is either an ugly woman or a woman that acts like a man?

I always thought she was kinda hot, in an insane way. I was stunned to read a quote from her recently where she claims to have attended 60+ Dead shows. Too bad nobody dosed her, might have given her a whole new perspective.
posted by fixedgear at 5:58 PM on April 29, 2005