Women Can Now pee Standing Up!

May 5, 2005 4:59 AM

Women can now pee standing up. THANKS Magic Cone! (NSFW)
posted by Livewire Confusion (16 comments total)

or even this or this or this or this or this or this or this might add to the scene.

That last linky is the most unsafestest.
posted by peacay at 5:08 AM on May 5, 2005

Previously seen here. gg Search feature!
posted by thirteenkiller at 5:19 AM on May 5, 2005

oops my bad homie. It's bound to happen.
posted by Livewire Confusion at 5:32 AM on May 5, 2005

gg? horse???
posted by peacay at 5:32 AM on May 5, 2005

...and something quite similar (well, exactly the same) right here...
posted by gren at 5:33 AM on May 5, 2005

Just when I got used to peeing sitting down...
posted by mischief at 5:42 AM on May 5, 2005

Even though it's old, that's still got to be one of the best Flash movies ever. I love looking at things like that and thinking, "My God...some art director has that in his/her portfolio....somebody's showing that at a job interview."

It's right up there with the dancing tampon screensaver and "Super Fems" Flash movies that used to be at www.beinggirl.com, a cringe-worthy direct marketing site from Tampax, but were sadly taken down years ago.
posted by kaseijin at 5:49 AM on May 5, 2005

I agree, I missed it the first go around and that flash animation was an amazing way to start the morning..
posted by Sellersburg/Speed at 6:07 AM on May 5, 2005

not being a woman i can't know, but this seems , um . . .unnecessary.
posted by nola at 6:12 AM on May 5, 2005

posted by peacay at 6:17 AM on May 5, 2005

They were giving these out at Glastonbury last year (well, a very similar device called the 'she-pee' iirc) but my female friends who tried them were less than impressed and pretty quickly reverted to just queuing for the portaloos instead.
posted by anagrama at 6:21 AM on May 5, 2005

So God is in the Garden of Eden with Adam and Eve who are awake but not quite ... complete. God says, "I'm almost done with you guys, but there's a couple more things, and I can't decide who should get what. So I'm going to leave it up to you. First, who wants to pee standing up?"

"Me, oh, please, me, I want to pee standing up!" says Adam.

"OK," says God. "So Eve, that leaves the multiple orgasms for you ..."
posted by anewc2 at 6:43 AM on May 5, 2005

kaseijin - I think the same thing when I see a really, really bad movie. At some point, somebody thought it was a good idea, and convinced other people it was worth investing in. Someone that was involved in it is probably proud of at least one part of it, and likely brags about it. That flash movie is probably no different.
posted by bh at 6:43 AM on May 5, 2005

Of course, the logical response to the over-excited "Women Can Now Pee Standing Up!" is, well, they always could, with mixed results.
posted by agregoli at 6:45 AM on May 5, 2005

There was talk of this years ago. I guess it never caught on.
posted by justgary at 6:53 AM on May 5, 2005

Of course, the logical response to the over-excited "Women Can Now Pee Standing Up!" is, well, they always could, with mixed results.

That was insightful, agregoli, I think I will go to my bedroom, lie down and contemplate that for about three hours.
posted by Livewire Confusion at 6:53 AM on May 5, 2005