hefty helping of hip-hop moves

May 25, 2005 6:17 AM

When beefcake and robots collide. (QT clips, NSFW)
posted by madamjujujive (25 comments total)

Are they all-natural?
posted by jsavimbi at 6:20 AM on May 25, 2005

That is just disturbing...... I need to go wash my eyes out now!
posted by HuronBob at 6:22 AM on May 25, 2005

posted by monju_bosatsu at 6:54 AM on May 25, 2005

< mmmgggpppphttthttttbwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhahhhaaaha>
posted by gren at 6:56 AM on May 25, 2005

Why, I'd say that's definitely a treat for the ladies!
posted by Turtles all the way down at 7:00 AM on May 25, 2005

That looks grossly unnatural and icky. Though i'd never say that to his face.
posted by lemonfridge at 7:11 AM on May 25, 2005

Hi mjjj! I can't wait to check these out, knowing your penchant for interesting videos ;) I can't get them to load right now though...so frustrating.
posted by iconomy at 7:14 AM on May 25, 2005

uh...thank...you...that....was...great
*hurl*
posted by gorgor_balabala at 7:18 AM on May 25, 2005

That was awesome-the first guy, at least.

And those guys are definitely not all-natural. Not only do they have the typical "pro" look, but when you google their names, they don't show up as competing in "all-natural" events, just normal ones, where steroid use is pretty much a given. (Heck, even the guys in the "all-natural" events apparently use steroids...there was a news item about that just a couple of months ago.)
posted by LairBob at 7:19 AM on May 25, 2005

And they say there is no God.
posted by fungible at 7:38 AM on May 25, 2005

I'd hit it. The first guy, anyway.
posted by DemeterMaid at 7:50 AM on May 25, 2005

so oily, freaky, and bumpy. and yet, I cannot look away.
posted by whatnot at 7:52 AM on May 25, 2005

... and is it just me, or does it look like the second guy is coated in shoe polish from the neck down?
posted by whatnot at 7:56 AM on May 25, 2005

Wow. How did our culture spawn this phenomenon? To think, I lived next door to a guy that used to do this and was also a magician. *hilarity ensues!*
posted by ddf at 8:34 AM on May 25, 2005

Until one of these guys is elected governor (or the local equivalent) in Russia or Iran, I don't think we sophisticated Americans have much to laugh about.
posted by yhbc at 8:50 AM on May 25, 2005

i definitely feel an "equus" moment coming on...
posted by Mme. Robot at 10:05 AM on May 25, 2005

i want to be on you, i want to be in you, i want to be you! ha ha! ha ha!
posted by Igor XA at 10:27 AM on May 25, 2005

They look like men in men suits.
posted by pracowity at 10:55 AM on May 25, 2005

This is the best Metafilter post ever. Well, at least in the last week.
posted by Nelson at 11:14 AM on May 25, 2005

Holy crap pracowity! That's the best description I've seen. Yes, they do "look like men in men suits!"
posted by annaramma at 11:27 AM on May 25, 2005

FYI, This post is featured on Alternet.
posted by mudpuppie at 12:40 PM on May 25, 2005

I'd like to see one of these guys go head to head with the boneless kid--to the death!
posted by etc. at 4:04 PM on May 25, 2005

How incredibly embarassing.
posted by interrobang at 4:14 PM on May 25, 2005

Hah! I know King personally; he's a really nice guy. And yes, ladies, he's married.
posted by Eideteker at 6:17 PM on May 25, 2005

I love it when people who have absurd jobs have a sense of humor about what they do.
posted by slimslowslider at 7:28 PM on May 25, 2005