falling, falling, ever falling
June 28, 2005 9:18 AM Subscribe
what happens when you put too much detergent in the washing machines... IN HELL!!! A demonstration of ragdoll physics in flash. If she gets stuck, click and drag her over the obstacle. Considering the painful contortions she ends up in, I can't help but feel a little misogynistic. [note: flash]
Huh. Apparently I can drag her between bubbles.
Pretty_Generic: I worry that she might be impaled on the cats' pointy ears and blood would gush forth. The bubbles were better.
posted by state fxn at 9:25 AM on June 28, 2005
Pretty_Generic: I worry that she might be impaled on the cats' pointy ears and blood would gush forth. The bubbles were better.
posted by state fxn at 9:25 AM on June 28, 2005
wow. with the cat one, if she get's really impaled, and you pull on her, you can temporarily decapitate her.
posted by crunchland at 9:29 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by crunchland at 9:29 AM on June 28, 2005
I guarantee you at least one person in the world is masturbating over this.
No, that doesn't imply it's me.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:38 AM on June 28, 2005
No, that doesn't imply it's me.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 9:38 AM on June 28, 2005
I've also noticed you can sort of drag her through the places she gets stuck. Yay physics.
posted by TricksterGoddess at 9:41 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by TricksterGoddess at 9:41 AM on June 28, 2005
This is like "Stair Dismount". But with boobies. And more disturbing.
After seeing some of those neck-breaking freefalls, I found a nice comfy couch made of bubbles and I'm leaving her there.
posted by loquacious at 9:47 AM on June 28, 2005
After seeing some of those neck-breaking freefalls, I found a nice comfy couch made of bubbles and I'm leaving her there.
posted by loquacious at 9:47 AM on June 28, 2005
This is great! She just happens to look like someone I can't stand-we've been watching and laughing at this for 15 minutes.
posted by hollygoheavy at 9:49 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by hollygoheavy at 9:49 AM on June 28, 2005
I was just about to post this, also got it off the Waxy tip. It's mesmerizing and beautiful and I keep coming back to it. I can't decide whether it's creepy or calming. I prefer to think it is a self portrait, the artist showing herself in her bedclothes, in a falling dream. Then again the collisions are so violent that the fact it's a woman in underwear makes me uncomfortable.
posted by Nelson at 9:56 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by Nelson at 9:56 AM on June 28, 2005
I'd feel better about enjoying this if there were a soundtrack of the woman saying "Wheeee! This is fun!"
posted by kozad at 10:07 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by kozad at 10:07 AM on June 28, 2005
Grab her and sliiiing her off to one side... kind up at an angle. Fun.
posted by Necker at 10:08 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by Necker at 10:08 AM on June 28, 2005
Damn, I wish I wasn't at work right now. Hmm, maybe I can close my door so I can be alone with my little ragdoll.
This is good fun though I wouldn't mind having a catapult to sit her in and launch.
I like making her hump the bubbles, it makes me feel so dirty inside.
posted by fenriq at 10:10 AM on June 28, 2005
This is good fun though I wouldn't mind having a catapult to sit her in and launch.
I like making her hump the bubbles, it makes me feel so dirty inside.
posted by fenriq at 10:10 AM on June 28, 2005
Pretty_Generic, you fiend! A kitten head just flew up her hoo-ha!
posted by loquacious at 10:14 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by loquacious at 10:14 AM on June 28, 2005
I strongly recommend not deleting the last part of Pretty_Generic's link in a misplaced attempt to find further non-bubble, non-kitty variations.
posted by nobody at 10:16 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by nobody at 10:16 AM on June 28, 2005
It would be even more improved if she was falling on an endless stream of badgers badgers badgers badgers.
Or goatse-men. With badgers emerging. Or Mahirs.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:18 AM on June 28, 2005
Or goatse-men. With badgers emerging. Or Mahirs.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:18 AM on June 28, 2005
Ah, one's own little torture simulation.
How about one with a clown doll? And balloons? ;)
posted by Fricka at 10:29 AM on June 28, 2005
How about one with a clown doll? And balloons? ;)
posted by Fricka at 10:29 AM on June 28, 2005
I would also like to note that sound effects, either funny or realistic, would make this even better than it already is. And its really addictive to play with and watch. Though it makes me feel a little bad for liking it so much.
Two people in the office have seen it, both mesmerized, one wanted the URL, the other ran away.
posted by fenriq at 10:32 AM on June 28, 2005
Two people in the office have seen it, both mesmerized, one wanted the URL, the other ran away.
posted by fenriq at 10:32 AM on June 28, 2005
Why can't you make the doll someone you know? Like say... That guy standing in front of me at Ikea who were buying enough to open his own store? Idiot...
posted by Catfry at 11:40 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by Catfry at 11:40 AM on June 28, 2005
nobody, we would have been better off if you hadn't said anything. Though we know why you did say it- to share in your pain.
So thanks for sharing. I'm ripping my retinas out with a ballpoint pen as we speak.
posted by id at 11:41 AM on June 28, 2005
So thanks for sharing. I'm ripping my retinas out with a ballpoint pen as we speak.
posted by id at 11:41 AM on June 28, 2005
> I can't decide whether it's creepy or calming
Definitely creepy.
posted by aparrish at 11:42 AM on June 28, 2005
Definitely creepy.
posted by aparrish at 11:42 AM on June 28, 2005
I just keep laughing to myself... The sound effects are in my head anyway......
posted by Sellersburg/Speed at 11:55 AM on June 28, 2005
posted by Sellersburg/Speed at 11:55 AM on June 28, 2005
Yeah, I wish this wasn't so perverse looking, it's fun to play around with but I wouldn't want my office-mates to catch me :P
posted by delmoi at 12:00 PM on June 28, 2005
posted by delmoi at 12:00 PM on June 28, 2005
Yeah, I wish this wasn't so perverse looking, it's fun to play around with but I wouldn't want my office-mates to catch me :P
posted by delmoi at 12:00 PM on June 28, 2005
posted by delmoi at 12:00 PM on June 28, 2005
I strongly recommend not deleting the last part of Pretty_Generic's link in a misplaced attempt to find further non-bubble, non-kitty variations.
DO NOT MANGLE THE URL! The next level up contains movies of penises being ramrodded down the uretha with Very Big Things.
posted by five fresh fish at 12:32 PM on June 28, 2005
DO NOT MANGLE THE URL! The next level up contains movies of penises being ramrodded down the uretha with Very Big Things.
posted by five fresh fish at 12:32 PM on June 28, 2005
...and that was when the thread took an awful turn for the worse.
posted by crunchland at 12:40 PM on June 28, 2005
posted by crunchland at 12:40 PM on June 28, 2005
DO NOT MANGLE THE URL! The next level up contains movies of penises being ramrodded down the uretha with Very Big Things.
Aw, jeez. I had clicked to that page, but managed to keep the screen in my peripheral vision when I closed it, so didn't see enough detail to have it register in my mind as what it was.
Then you had to go and supply the missing piece.
I was about to go to lunch, but this will no longer be happening.
posted by davejay at 12:49 PM on June 28, 2005
Aw, jeez. I had clicked to that page, but managed to keep the screen in my peripheral vision when I closed it, so didn't see enough detail to have it register in my mind as what it was.
Then you had to go and supply the missing piece.
I was about to go to lunch, but this will no longer be happening.
posted by davejay at 12:49 PM on June 28, 2005
I...wow...just...
The urethra wasn't that big of a surprise. A big surprise, yeah, but not that big. But the anal pic...I just...
Loss for words.
posted by Bugbread at 12:59 PM on June 28, 2005
The urethra wasn't that big of a surprise. A big surprise, yeah, but not that big. But the anal pic...I just...
Loss for words.
posted by Bugbread at 12:59 PM on June 28, 2005
lol pwnd
posted by Pretty_Generic at 1:15 PM on June 28, 2005
posted by Pretty_Generic at 1:15 PM on June 28, 2005
Why does blogdar hate 9622v2?
posted by loquacious at 1:34 PM on June 28, 2005
posted by loquacious at 1:34 PM on June 28, 2005
I wish I could make this my screensaver.
posted by StopMakingSense at 1:39 PM on June 28, 2005
posted by StopMakingSense at 1:39 PM on June 28, 2005
Let's see one with Homer Simpson falling down a cliff. Doh! DOH! doh! DoH! DOH! DOOHH!
posted by CG at 2:04 PM on June 28, 2005
posted by CG at 2:04 PM on June 28, 2005
Dammit, nobody.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:28 PM on June 28, 2005
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:28 PM on June 28, 2005
I'd click a Homer version.
posted by five fresh fish at 2:12 AM on June 29, 2005
posted by five fresh fish at 2:12 AM on June 29, 2005
I wish I could make this my screensaver.
You can. Save the .swf and run it thru FlashWiz.
posted by davelog at 7:25 AM on June 29, 2005
You can. Save the .swf and run it thru FlashWiz.
posted by davelog at 7:25 AM on June 29, 2005
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