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do I really want their nasty exposed ass rubbing all over my carseat?
posted by delmoi at 8:54 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by delmoi at 8:54 AM on August 22, 2005
No pictures?
posted by chunking express at 8:55 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by chunking express at 8:55 AM on August 22, 2005
Listen to the rrrrrip of their exposed thighs as they peel themselves off your leatherette seats that have just spent hours baking in the L.A. sun....
posted by bloomicy at 8:58 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by bloomicy at 8:58 AM on August 22, 2005
Clients may request from a variety of uniforms such as: Tank tops, Capri pants, camisoles, mini skirts, bikinis and lingerie.
Someone would REQUEST capri pants?
*shudders*
posted by Ynoxas at 8:59 AM on August 22, 2005
Someone would REQUEST capri pants?
*shudders*
posted by Ynoxas at 8:59 AM on August 22, 2005
Just a big tease without any pictures... am I now supposed to drive my car all the way to LA? Thanks for nothing.
posted by pwally at 9:02 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by pwally at 9:02 AM on August 22, 2005
Someone would REQUEST capri pants?
*Shyly raises hand
posted by dial-tone at 9:17 AM on August 22, 2005
*Shyly raises hand
posted by dial-tone at 9:17 AM on August 22, 2005
No pictures, but I guess it is better to leave something to the imagination.
posted by dov3 at 9:23 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by dov3 at 9:23 AM on August 22, 2005
do I really want their nasty exposed ass rubbing all over my carseat?
What are you a communist? Just about any service is improved if it is done by a hot woman in a bikini. I waiting for bikini gas stations and bikini delicatessens, myself.
posted by jonmc at 9:27 AM on August 22, 2005
What are you a communist? Just about any service is improved if it is done by a hot woman in a bikini. I waiting for bikini gas stations and bikini delicatessens, myself.
posted by jonmc at 9:27 AM on August 22, 2005
Yay. Now I can be a Bond villain, too. Legions of scantily clad women doing my nefarious bidding...
posted by Jon-o at 9:28 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by Jon-o at 9:28 AM on August 22, 2005
Bikini girls with machine guns?
posted by SisterHavana at 9:31 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by SisterHavana at 9:31 AM on August 22, 2005
It can be if women in bikinis are doing it.
posted by alumshubby at 9:31 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by alumshubby at 9:31 AM on August 22, 2005
I didn't fork over five bucks for posts like this.
posted by scratch at 12:08 PM EST on August 22 [!]
No you forked over 5 bucks to post a lame ass coment. ;-)
posted by darkmatter at 9:41 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by scratch at 12:08 PM EST on August 22 [!]
No you forked over 5 bucks to post a lame ass coment. ;-)
posted by darkmatter at 9:41 AM on August 22, 2005
I'm more upset about the misuse of "comprise" by the company.
posted by goatdog at 9:57 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by goatdog at 9:57 AM on August 22, 2005
Bikini Atoll?
posted by Emperor Yamamoto's Eggs at 10:08 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by Emperor Yamamoto's Eggs at 10:08 AM on August 22, 2005
Best. Post. Ever.
Haha! Just kidding. So Dov3, how much of this company do you own?
posted by Outlawyr at 10:08 AM on August 22, 2005
Haha! Just kidding. So Dov3, how much of this company do you own?
posted by Outlawyr at 10:08 AM on August 22, 2005
What's the deal with a site selling sex and no damned pictures? Are they idiots? Do they expect me to take them at their word that they've got 50 of the hottest women in LA?
Bad marketing = no cookie!
posted by fenriq at 10:09 AM on August 22, 2005
Bad marketing = no cookie!
posted by fenriq at 10:09 AM on August 22, 2005
Oh wait, is today bikini day on MeFi?
Then this is perfect.
** Goes off looking for site about monkeys wearing sexy bikinis, eating pancakes and playing toss the bunny. **
posted by fenriq at 10:12 AM on August 22, 2005
Then this is perfect.
** Goes off looking for site about monkeys wearing sexy bikinis, eating pancakes and playing toss the bunny. **
posted by fenriq at 10:12 AM on August 22, 2005
stunning women
The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is pictures.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:17 AM on August 22, 2005
The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is pictures.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:17 AM on August 22, 2005
i.e. "stunning women" = models/actresses who couldn't make the most recent auto show.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:18 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by mrgrimm at 10:18 AM on August 22, 2005
Valet parking girls on bikini
Girl, valet parking on Bikini, eyeing boy, spies boy eyeing bikini on parking valet girl.
Your daily palindrome requirement is fulfilled.
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:20 AM on August 22, 2005
Girl, valet parking on Bikini, eyeing boy, spies boy eyeing bikini on parking valet girl.
Your daily palindrome requirement is fulfilled.
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:20 AM on August 22, 2005
1) What the fark?
2) I welcome our new bikini-clad overlords.
Peace, out.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 10:20 AM on August 22, 2005
2) I welcome our new bikini-clad overlords.
Peace, out.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 10:20 AM on August 22, 2005
No pictures?
Okay, here you go, then. [nsfw]
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 10:22 AM on August 22, 2005
Okay, here you go, then. [nsfw]
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 10:22 AM on August 22, 2005
Our valet parking team is comprised entirely of stunning women that are models, singers, actors & dancers.
Now I am impressed. Their stunning women may actually be men.
posted by flarbuse at 10:55 AM on August 22, 2005
Now I am impressed. Their stunning women may actually be men.
posted by flarbuse at 10:55 AM on August 22, 2005
"The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is pictures."
Actually, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, but any sort of reference to eating girls in bikinis would be out of line, so I won't make it.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:13 AM on August 22, 2005
Actually, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, but any sort of reference to eating girls in bikinis would be out of line, so I won't make it.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:13 AM on August 22, 2005
Girl, valet parking on Bikini, eyeing boy, spies boy eyeing bikini on parking valet girl.
Your daily palindrome requirement is fulfilled.
That's not a palindrome. For it to be a palindrome it would have to read the same if the order of its letters were reversed, not the order of its words.
posted by cerebus19 at 11:16 AM on August 22, 2005
Your daily palindrome requirement is fulfilled.
That's not a palindrome. For it to be a palindrome it would have to read the same if the order of its letters were reversed, not the order of its words.
posted by cerebus19 at 11:16 AM on August 22, 2005
One of my best friends works valet for Valet Of The Dolls. She tells me great stories of the 'celebs' she meets...
posted by starscream at 11:17 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by starscream at 11:17 AM on August 22, 2005
Valet parking girls on bikini
All your base are belong to us!
posted by wsg at 11:20 AM on August 22, 2005
All your base are belong to us!
posted by wsg at 11:20 AM on August 22, 2005
WHAT YOU SAY!?!?!?!
posted by Debaser626 at 11:23 AM on August 22, 2005
posted by Debaser626 at 11:23 AM on August 22, 2005
attire
What's the deal with a site selling sex and no damned pictures? Are they idiots? Do they expect me to take them at their word that they've got 50 of the hottest women in LA? +
Doh! They are not idiots.
You’re sale-ing a service: cars being parked by a girl in the clothing of your choice.
Not the service: "this scantily pictured girl” parking your guests' toy". Now if you were, you could be Hugh Hefner of the car-parking world.
I'd take an educated guess that the company's largest overhead is the many costumes and their sizes. Since the employees would come in different sizes. Unless, the employees’ auto insurance here is considered a business overhead.
posted by thomcatspike at 11:27 AM on August 22, 2005
What's the deal with a site selling sex and no damned pictures? Are they idiots? Do they expect me to take them at their word that they've got 50 of the hottest women in LA? +
Doh! They are not idiots.
You’re sale-ing a service: cars being parked by a girl in the clothing of your choice.
Not the service: "this scantily pictured girl” parking your guests' toy". Now if you were, you could be Hugh Hefner of the car-parking world.
I'd take an educated guess that the company's largest overhead is the many costumes and their sizes. Since the employees would come in different sizes. Unless, the employees’ auto insurance here is considered a business overhead.
posted by thomcatspike at 11:27 AM on August 22, 2005
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Also, what does this mean? "Valet parking girls on bikini." That makes no sense.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 8:47 AM on August 22, 2005