OMG HACK

September 8, 2005 12:22 PM

inspired by the inimitable kottke.org
posted by Stynxno (31 comments total)

this is appropriate music to read the kottke article with
posted by Pretty_Generic at 12:24 PM on September 8, 2005

Uh, self-link?
posted by monju_bosatsu at 12:27 PM on September 8, 2005

I knew this was too good to be true :(
posted by mikeh at 12:27 PM on September 8, 2005

uh-oh. hacks post hacked.
posted by kyle at 12:27 PM on September 8, 2005

They forgot "how to get more vacation days".

1. ask for money from readers
2. quit job
3. vacation!

I kid... funny stuff.
posted by justgary at 12:28 PM on September 8, 2005

Funny, though, and I approve of any mocking of the functionally-retarded kottke.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 12:28 PM on September 8, 2005

This is drivel.
posted by fleacircus at 12:33 PM on September 8, 2005

no this would be a self link
posted by Stynxno at 12:34 PM on September 8, 2005

i made some edits, as it is a wiki, to prepare it for the scoffhards at metafilter.
posted by Stynxno at 12:34 PM on September 8, 2005

with a name like fleacircus, I bet you'd have some sweet hacks to add to that list.
posted by kyle at 12:34 PM on September 8, 2005

HA! Reminds me of the April 1 BoingBoing parody BoringBoring with their "wallmod"
posted by ernie at 12:38 PM on September 8, 2005

I would think, this song is more appropriate listening. Or this.

But not this song, becuase this song is too funky. Unlike this post, which is not funky.
posted by eatitlive at 12:38 PM on September 8, 2005

i made some edits, as it is a wiki, to prepare it for the scoffhards at metafilter.

Well, it's an excellent and amusing list.
posted by jperkins at 12:38 PM on September 8, 2005

There are lots of crap blog posts out there we can make fun of. What makes this one special exactly?
posted by chunking express at 12:38 PM on September 8, 2005

Because it's from the cabal, silly.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 12:40 PM on September 8, 2005

This is drivel.

Yes?
posted by driveler at 12:40 PM on September 8, 2005

*looks around*

Is this post still here?

*belches*
posted by mzurer at 12:40 PM on September 8, 2005

Would I have had to read kottke to find any of these funny? Or are they intended to be funny outside of kottke as well?

Either way, don't quit your dayjob, unless your dayjob is writing comedy stuff for Wiki pages, in which case, you might want to reconsider your vocation.
posted by fenriq at 12:42 PM on September 8, 2005

orville alistblogger
posted by eddydamascene at 12:43 PM on September 8, 2005

There are lots of crap blog posts out there we can make fun of. What makes this one special exactly?

Because this is a crap blog post from someone who's being paid to write this shit.
posted by kyle at 12:44 PM on September 8, 2005

I EAT POPCORN
posted by loquacious at 12:44 PM on September 8, 2005

I can't believe Jason put that popcorn hack into his blog. Was it supposed to be a joke? Who is so stupid that they don't know how to make popcorn on the stove? I think he completely underestimates his readers. The Wiki is just cruel though, and this thread just perpetuates the cruelty.
posted by caddis at 12:46 PM on September 8, 2005

Is this something I'd need a helper monkey to understand?
posted by merlinmann at 12:46 PM on September 8, 2005

this is appropriate music to read the kottke article with

It's also good music to contribute money to kottke with, so that he can continue to write crap like that.
posted by jperkins at 12:46 PM on September 8, 2005

We've got to be approaching 100 times to link kottke from the blue. Is he running out of vacation money again?
posted by norm at 12:49 PM on September 8, 2005

fenriq - You just have to read the one kottke post that was conveniently Hyper-Linked using Hyper-Text. Of course, this requires the ClickHack (in which one has to position a cursor using a mouse, trackball or light pen and push a button to hack into the datastream) but it should work in most scenarios.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 12:49 PM on September 8, 2005 [1 favorite]

The Wiki is just cruel though, and this thread just perpetuates the cruelty.

Cruel to who, exactly? The self important idiot who posted a popcorn hack?
posted by kyle at 12:50 PM on September 8, 2005

I'm with 23skidoo.

As much as Jason's many holidays as of late are fuckin' ridiculous and he needs to be taken to task, this FPP is shit and seems very much like a self-link to me.
posted by dobbs at 12:50 PM on September 8, 2005

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE A-LISTERS?
posted by kyle at 12:50 PM on September 8, 2005

I don't read kottke. I still cried from trying to stifle my laughs (the shoe hack got me).
posted by zsazsa at 12:50 PM on September 8, 2005

User:Antifreez posited that "The only tools you ever need are WD40 and duct tape".

* If something moves, and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.

* If something doesn't move, and it's supposed to, use WD40.
...

* To lose weight, simply cover your mouth with duct tape (alternatively, lubricate your digestive tract with WD-40).
posted by caddis at 12:51 PM on September 8, 2005