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posted by rxrfrx (28 comments total)
 
cat spews
posted by pmbuko at 4:11 PM on September 12, 2005


It is funny because it is true.
posted by Joey Michaels at 4:14 PM on September 12, 2005


That was funny. I LOLed once. good stuff. And someone should get PETA down there to that canary farm. Geez.
posted by teece at 4:17 PM on September 12, 2005


Some of it fell flat (were those chicks or canaries?) but I laughed when she told the doc her "secret". Thanks for the link.
posted by ktoad at 4:18 PM on September 12, 2005


I keep trying to think of something witty to say, but I can't think of anything. I guess I just didn't find it that funny or clever.
posted by mystyk at 4:18 PM on September 12, 2005


Is it that Ms. Klausner doesn't know the difference between a canary and a newborn chicken, or is she implying that a cat doesn't know the difference? The cat I could forgive.
posted by ToasT at 4:23 PM on September 12, 2005


If you go through the credits you will see 'Baby Chicks as Canaries' in there.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 4:27 PM on September 12, 2005


Terrible
posted by Ron at 4:33 PM on September 12, 2005


What's up with those other fucking cats!
That got my LOL. Thanks!
posted by johnj at 4:33 PM on September 12, 2005


Terrible


CatFiltar!!
posted by rxrfrx at 5:06 PM on September 12, 2005


Send this to all the cat-loving freaks you know. Hopefully, this will keep them occupied for at least a little while, briefly sparing me from having to hear about their darlings' tediously wacky escapades.
posted by stacyhall1 at 5:10 PM on September 12, 2005


Blechh... sorry, but that was sooo not funny. The cat puke pics on the bonnet (hood in USA) were terrific, though!
posted by WaterSprite at 5:14 PM on September 12, 2005


I like cats, but this was kinda lame.

Except for the scientific discovery that the nose material is made of the same stuff on the bottom of the paws. That was funny.
posted by interrobang at 5:30 PM on September 12, 2005


it was great writing. but it would have been a LOT funnier if the voices were actually news anchor voices.
posted by joelf at 6:07 PM on September 12, 2005


Those so weren't canaries.
posted by furtive at 6:34 PM on September 12, 2005


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posted by interrobang at 6:36 PM on September 12, 2005


The other stuff on Channel 102 is much better. Check out Gemberling, for instance, or Shutterbugs.
posted by TonyRobots at 6:53 PM on September 12, 2005


Cats are the shit.
posted by 31d1 at 7:11 PM on September 12, 2005


Jesus Christ Supercop kicked cat news' ass for consistently more humorous. The french toast sticks pilot was inexplicably funny. Both links probably NSFW.
posted by BrotherCaine at 7:27 PM on September 12, 2005


Oh, come on. That was way better than Shutterbugs. I laughed and laughed.
posted by dougunderscorenelso at 8:10 PM on September 12, 2005


It's interesting, the difference in perception of funny. Some of the stuff I laugh my ass off at, my wife looks at me like I'm retarded.
posted by teece at 8:43 PM on September 12, 2005


Oh man, my mom's going to love this. And I LOLed a few times myself. Thanks for the link!
posted by blendor at 9:11 PM on September 12, 2005


I loved it. I laughed, I cried, I spat up a hairball.

Hopefully, this will keep them occupied for at least a little while, briefly sparing me from having to hear about their darlings' tediously wacky escapades.

Today, my little Squish played with a feather.
posted by spinifex23 at 9:54 PM on September 12, 2005


Can someone please label the cat puke picture not safe for the squeamish or those with phobias of dead small animals? I was expecting a furball, not feathers and bones.

I know, it's a weird phobia, but it's really strong and I am really disturbed now and trying not to be sick.
posted by jb at 10:43 PM on September 12, 2005


That said, liked the Cat News, though not quite as funny as Cat Town.
posted by jb at 10:44 PM on September 12, 2005


you people and your warning abel requests.... nothing is safe... this is not your refridgerator
posted by Satapher at 1:39 AM on September 13, 2005


Im sure this has been posted before, cant find it though.
posted by verisimilitude at 11:08 AM on September 13, 2005


I was pleasantly surprised. It surpassed my expectations. Which weren't very high, but still. 'Twas lovely!
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 5:27 PM on September 13, 2005


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