BUSH EVIL
September 22, 2005 10:36 AM   Subscribe

Are we slaves of our own land?
So now we are yelling:
WE ARE AGAINST AMERICA!
You stole the Olympic Gold Medal from us;
You are a dastardly thief.
F*CKING U.S.A.!
You can steal everything and go on a rampage;
You are a monstrous thief.
F*CKING U.S.A.!
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Also here
posted by eddydamascene at 10:41 AM on September 22, 2005


There's a country that doesn't like the USA..hmmmm...

This IS news!
posted by HuronBob at 10:43 AM on September 22, 2005


America ... F*ck, yeah!!
posted by ZenMasterThis at 10:47 AM on September 22, 2005


"Grapes of Love"? That sounds naaaaasty.
posted by orange swan at 10:58 AM on September 22, 2005


Hurricane Rita looks like she means business... scroll down.
posted by Witty at 11:04 AM on September 22, 2005


eddydamascene: "Also here"

Who cares if metafilter.org posted it? This is fucking METAFILTER.COM.
WOOO!
posted by Plutor at 11:07 AM on September 22, 2005


Witty, the nation is in crisis and all you can think about is giant wangs?
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:28 AM on September 22, 2005


Wow, from Witty's link it looks like Rita is literally F*CKING USA (and Cuba).

And what's this, we stole Olympic Gold from North Korea and we didn't bother grab some Grapes of Love from the general? How come we don't have Grapes of Love damn it? We really need to assess our imperial plundering policies because what good is stolen Olympic Gold if you can't have any plundered Grapes of Love to enjoy with it. I'm writing an angry letter to Halliburton right now.
posted by StarForce5 at 11:42 AM on September 22, 2005


Holy shit, they're STILL pissed about that short-track speed skating thing?? What a bunch of losers.
posted by psmealey at 11:44 AM on September 22, 2005


Why not get your Comrade Kim propaganda straight from the horse's mouth? Always good for a laugh!

For example, today's top story, Vigilance against U.S. Attempt for Preemptive Nuclear Attack Called for.

What use "vigilance" would be in case of a preemptive nuclear attack by the US, I'm not sure. Perhaps the authors are unused to that kind of question being asked.

On the other hand, one has to admit that there is far more chance of a US nuclear attack on North Korea than there ever was of an Iraqi nuclear attack on the US. It will be boring when North Korea works out how to present its propaganda as well as Fox News.
posted by cleardawn at 11:49 AM on September 22, 2005


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