Betwixt the legs dregs?

October 20, 2005 7:32 PM

OPB: The mother of all beers. Says artist Toi Sennhauser, "By adding a trace amount of my vaginal yeast to regular brewer's yeast, my 'Original Pussy Beer' pays homage to beer's ancient creators from 'the cradle of civilization.'" [more inside (heh)]
posted by fatllama (132 comments total)

From the same link: "The viewer has to make a simple decision - to ingest it or not. From this primal question new questions quickly arise: Is it socially acceptable to drink beer that includes even a trace amount of vaginal yeast? Is it natural? Is it kinky? Can a man drinking this beer still be macho? Why does it make such a difference when it comes to the human body?"


Sorry for the gross-out post. Let the pun competition begin!
posted by fatllama at 7:33 PM on October 20, 2005

So you want me to put it where?
posted by furtive at 7:34 PM on October 20, 2005

Well, I think the thing that makes a great beer isn't the yeast, it's the head.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:37 PM on October 20, 2005

When I want vaginal yeast, I go for liquor.
posted by five fresh fish at 7:38 PM on October 20, 2005

Whatever you do, do not eat the Beer Nuts.
posted by yhbc at 7:39 PM on October 20, 2005

Liquor? I hardly even know her!
posted by fatllama at 7:40 PM on October 20, 2005

That will of course be the first time that you can actually get a disease directly from a beer, as opposed to getting it from things you do after drinking lots of beer...

On the other hand try explaining to your GP how you ended up with a case of candida in your mouth.
posted by clevershark at 7:42 PM on October 20, 2005

I'll stick to sperm soda, thank you.
posted by maxsparber at 7:42 PM on October 20, 2005

Can a man drinking this beer still be macho?

You can always call him a pussy if he doesn't.
posted by clevershark at 7:42 PM on October 20, 2005

I'm a big fan of Heinie's myself.
posted by Demogorgon at 7:43 PM on October 20, 2005

"Fruit of the womb."
posted by fatllama at 7:45 PM on October 20, 2005

Proof positive that good taste is timeless.
posted by rdone at 7:47 PM on October 20, 2005

Anheuser-Bush? I hardly know her!
posted by interrobang at 7:50 PM on October 20, 2005

Thank god for art school ! 'course, vaginal yeast beer would have been the least unhealthy thing I ingested during my matriculation....
posted by R. Mutt at 7:51 PM on October 20, 2005

Does anybody know how Candida albicans reacts to a brewing environment? I mean, all props to the message and the provoking of thought, sure, but is it safe?
posted by S.C. at 7:52 PM on October 20, 2005

why? why do people still do this kind of stupid shit where i can see it?
posted by nola at 7:52 PM on October 20, 2005

posted by Captaintripps at 7:54 PM on October 20, 2005

You down with OPB? Yeah, you know me!

What? Too obvious? *sorry*
posted by kimota at 8:02 PM on October 20, 2005

The perfect chaser for a Vulveeta sandwich!
posted by Wet Spot at 8:05 PM on October 20, 2005

I prefer Tang.
posted by bardic at 8:10 PM on October 20, 2005

Oh dear. Back on Polk Street in 1997 I had an idea for "Jizm: the Soft Drink for Hard Men." It would have all kinds of peppy stuff in it, kinda like the later Red Bull, and it would be flavored with sterilized semen concentrate.

Was I the first person who'd ever thought of anything like that?
posted by davy at 8:12 PM on October 20, 2005

Perhaps they serve it at Beavers (NSFW!) with the box lunch!
posted by Wet Spot at 8:13 PM on October 20, 2005

Where can I snatch some up?
posted by Wet Spot at 8:14 PM on October 20, 2005

Wets your lips!
posted by ColdChef at 8:15 PM on October 20, 2005

Goes great with crabs!
posted by ColdChef at 8:16 PM on October 20, 2005

Weren't they serving this at the Y?
posted by Wet Spot at 8:17 PM on October 20, 2005

I prefer Tang.

This is the new Poon flavor.
posted by Wet Spot at 8:22 PM on October 20, 2005

Wear a rubber if you plan to tap the keg.
posted by ColdChef at 8:23 PM on October 20, 2005

The monks would never approve.
posted by Demogorgon at 8:23 PM on October 20, 2005

Twat will they think of next?
posted by Wet Spot at 8:24 PM on October 20, 2005

Used to be, to get a nasty gash from a beer bottle, you had to break it.
posted by gurple at 8:24 PM on October 20, 2005

"Is that an amber?"

"Uh, I think she said her name was Linda."
posted by ColdChef at 8:25 PM on October 20, 2005

I assume the caps are screw-off?
posted by Demogorgon at 8:27 PM on October 20, 2005

Depending on when in the month they brew, the beer might be a pale ale or a red ale.
posted by gurple at 8:28 PM on October 20, 2005

I said I wanted a Blood Lite!
posted by postmodernmillie at 8:32 PM on October 20, 2005

yhbc - Whatever you do, do not eat the Beer Nuts.

What about the spicy ones?
posted by PurplePorpoise at 8:33 PM on October 20, 2005

You know, this is supposed to be pussy beer, but I have to admit it tastes a little tainted.
posted by ColdChef at 8:35 PM on October 20, 2005

Ovary funny. Very funny, indeed. I'm sure all those aw-fallOpi-an Andy Taylors out there will turn up their noses, but I think this one's going down smooth and fast. Bottoms up!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:35 PM on October 20, 2005

I certainly hope that this beer has nothing to do with either of these drink selections.
posted by clevershark at 8:38 PM on October 20, 2005

STDelicious!
posted by ColdChef at 8:41 PM on October 20, 2005

gurpel made me laugh out loud. good on 'im!
posted by five fresh fish at 8:43 PM on October 20, 2005

A delightful aperqueef.
posted by bardic at 8:44 PM on October 20, 2005

Vaginal yeast beer : "The cause and solution to all life's problems."
posted by R. Mutt at 8:46 PM on October 20, 2005

Douche Equis: the beer from South of the Border
posted by ColdChef at 8:56 PM on October 20, 2005

OPB: From my lips to yours.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 8:58 PM on October 20, 2005

If this were a tropical drink, would it come served with a mini coat hanger instead of a paper umbrella?

This thread wins the Internet.
posted by secret about box at 9:00 PM on October 20, 2005

I'd sip it.

According to her web site, "her future plans include...becoming a kick-ass culinary chef." Uh, I'll pass, thanks.
posted by kirkaracha at 9:00 PM on October 20, 2005

Make mine a Pussifico.
posted by postmodernmillie at 9:09 PM on October 20, 2005

Chancre Steam?
posted by postmodernmillie at 9:11 PM on October 20, 2005

Yeast collected with a Pabst smear.


I love this thread
posted by painquale at 9:15 PM on October 20, 2005

*runs down to buy a round at the local pubic house*
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:18 PM on October 20, 2005

After a couple of these you get serious beer goggles -- biyonic vision
posted by gurple at 9:21 PM on October 20, 2005

Mas cervixa, por favor.
posted by NorthernSky at 9:27 PM on October 20, 2005

Miller Genuine Gash
posted by bardic at 9:28 PM on October 20, 2005

Red Stripe
posted by bardic at 9:29 PM on October 20, 2005

Hmm, can you order one at the Y?
posted by NorthernSky at 9:32 PM on October 20, 2005

Mickey's Big Mouth
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:33 PM on October 20, 2005

Maybe my knowledge of these things is limited, but wouldn't that sort of yeast make the beer, you know, sorta funky?
posted by clevershark at 9:34 PM on October 20, 2005

For the Aussies:
Victoria's Bitter.
posted by coriolisdave at 9:35 PM on October 20, 2005

Snatchy 'Lite
posted by slapshot57 at 9:35 PM on October 20, 2005

A Fine Pillsbury Beer
posted by shoepal at 9:35 PM on October 20, 2005

They're making a beer with special yeast
It makes you turn to a wild beast.
You'll stomp and you'll snort
You may end up in court
I don't think it's blessed by a preist.

Just for a tease
Get knocked to your knees
At special price
Have it with a slice
Of our very own head cheese.
posted by Goofyy at 9:36 PM on October 20, 2005

Will it make your mouth itch?
posted by clevershark at 9:37 PM on October 20, 2005

Does this mean that men with foreskins can brew their own special brands of beer as well ?
posted by troutfishing at 9:40 PM on October 20, 2005

Talk about your rising yeast.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:40 PM on October 20, 2005

Perfect after a hot lunch.
posted by bardic at 9:41 PM on October 20, 2005

Asahi Super Dry Vagina


So very, very sorry
posted by slapshot57 at 9:43 PM on October 20, 2005

Yeah, but is she cute?
posted by Dean Keaton at 9:46 PM on October 20, 2005

She's intoxicating.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:49 PM on October 20, 2005

She's lager than life
posted by maryh at 9:54 PM on October 20, 2005

I'll have to snatch a six pack before my fish taco dinner.
posted by kyleg at 9:57 PM on October 20, 2005

Sounds to me like someone's taking the piss.
posted by coriolisdave at 9:59 PM on October 20, 2005

Liquor up front, poker in the rear.
posted by jimfl at 10:00 PM on October 20, 2005

Will she go all the way? Chimay.
posted by jimfl at 10:05 PM on October 20, 2005

Cider ho's rule!
posted by maryh at 10:09 PM on October 20, 2005

I was wondering whatever happened to Twatney's Red Barrell.
posted by planetkyoto at 10:10 PM on October 20, 2005

[you guys just made me miss quonsar a little bit less. thank you]
posted by jmgorman at 10:16 PM on October 20, 2005

I know just the thing it would go great with.

Sandwich anyone?
posted by Vulpyne at 10:23 PM on October 20, 2005

The "light" version of this keeps you trim.
posted by gurple at 10:52 PM on October 20, 2005

So you want me to put it where?

Put it in my mooouuuth... (nsfw text)
posted by Extopalopaketle at 11:03 PM on October 20, 2005

I be like Herbie and han you a cock

I contend this is still the best rap lyric of all time.
posted by wakko at 11:09 PM on October 20, 2005

Keep trying--the winner of the thread will receive this beautiful, one-of-a-kind sculpture, to be hung "...from a sturdy screw". You provide the screw.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:14 PM on October 20, 2005

Head for bush beer!
posted by troybob at 11:28 PM on October 20, 2005

Everything you always wanted in a beer. And Bess.

A taste as great as its dame.
posted by troybob at 11:43 PM on October 20, 2005

I'm particularly fond of the Black and Clam.
posted by blackvectrex at 11:51 PM on October 20, 2005

Quaff quim and nibble Nobby's nuts (maybe some jerky too).
posted by tellurian at 12:14 AM on October 21, 2005

Beer tain't drinkin.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 2:00 AM on October 21, 2005

Cooch hooch.
posted by O9scar at 2:04 AM on October 21, 2005

My favourite beer is Butcombe Bitter, which makes some people laugh - "You drink whaaat??"
posted by Joeforking at 2:07 AM on October 21, 2005

Bet it tastes gash though...
posted by benzo8 at 3:09 AM on October 21, 2005

Gashtronomically, it cunt be beat.

But seriously folks, puns are dangerous and should not be handled at all by humans or their subsidiaries.
posted by Sparx at 3:22 AM on October 21, 2005

I'll move her to secondary.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 3:52 AM on October 21, 2005

I hear they make a great cream soda, too.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:28 AM on October 21, 2005

Does it come in a box? *dodges flying bottles*
posted by Devils Slide at 4:35 AM on October 21, 2005

Taste the thigh country....
posted by alumshubby at 4:39 AM on October 21, 2005

OPB - Cooze it's delicious.

Somebody stop me.
posted by Devils Slide at 4:40 AM on October 21, 2005

Not your father's beer.
posted by SNACKeR at 4:45 AM on October 21, 2005

Never eat in again!
posted by SNACKeR at 4:46 AM on October 21, 2005

Mabel, Black Labella.
posted by SNACKeR at 4:47 AM on October 21, 2005

(I feel your pain, Devil)
posted by SNACKeR at 4:47 AM on October 21, 2005

"With our beer, a drinking problem will be the yeast of your worries."
posted by SNACKeR at 4:50 AM on October 21, 2005

Fresh beer, not so fresh feeling.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 5:01 AM on October 21, 2005

If she really tries to market it she's going to run into copyright infringement issues. There's already an OPB beer company: Oak Pond Brewing Co. out of Portland, Maine, and they make a "Nut Brown Ale".
posted by Devils Slide at 5:16 AM on October 21, 2005

This beer has blousy head.
posted by Talanvor at 5:16 AM on October 21, 2005

Waitaminute. I thought Miguel coming back would mean we'd have a classy drinking thread!

From the land of thigh brew water (water...)

Of course, "Reach for the mountains."
posted by eriko at 5:38 AM on October 21, 2005

To borrow from Alexander Keith's:

"Those who like it, lick it a lot"
posted by anthill at 6:12 AM on October 21, 2005

I'm not sure this is real. It smells a bit fishy to me...
posted by WinnipegDragon at 7:14 AM on October 21, 2005

"The warmest tasting beer in the world"
posted by cl at 7:16 AM on October 21, 2005

Gout Stout
posted by cl at 7:16 AM on October 21, 2005

Comesfromher Pilsener
posted by cl at 7:18 AM on October 21, 2005

Notice the 'lovelab' ad to the right: "Let’s hang out, drink cheap beer"...
posted by funambulist at 7:49 AM on October 21, 2005

Gimme a Beirbitzch.
posted by klangklangston at 8:25 AM on October 21, 2005

These exotic brews frighten me a bit. I'm sticking to Pudweiser.
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 8:46 AM on October 21, 2005

Cooze Gueuze?
Actually, it's already been done by Cantillon, the Brussels brewery. The lambic-producer makes Fou'foune, which is French slang for pussy.
posted by sixpack at 8:51 AM on October 21, 2005

Perfect for drinking while you enjoy some Bollywood.
posted by kaseijin at 8:52 AM on October 21, 2005

Heh heh, according to her site beer originated in the "fertile crescent."
yeah, shut up. I'm late here.
posted by punkbitch at 8:53 AM on October 21, 2005

I used to drink a beer called Allagash. I never thought for one minute that... no... they wouldn't...
posted by ob at 8:55 AM on October 21, 2005

I need to read the relevant cliterature, and I may have a labia minority view, but this strikes me as a recipe that not even even Magnolia Thunderpussy would screw around with.
posted by gurple at 9:03 AM on October 21, 2005

As a beer label collector, I'd be interested in seeing the label that goes on the bottle. Anyone remember the old "Nude scratch-off" labels? Maybe they could do a scratch and sniff label...
posted by LowDog at 9:14 AM on October 21, 2005

The lambic-producer makes Fou'foune, which is French slang for pussy.

Nope. It's slang for "buttocks".
posted by clevershark at 10:08 AM on October 21, 2005

my only contribution tot his thread. i'd only consider it if it was served with the tap on the right.


posted by edgeways at 11:37 AM on October 21, 2005

After having an OPB, enjoy an Old Thumper.
posted by kirkaracha at 11:52 AM on October 21, 2005

So I guess you could say that this BEER has VAGINAL YEAST in it!
posted by jimmy at 11:57 AM on October 21, 2005

Boxed : Wine :: Box : Beer ?
posted by fatllama at 12:36 PM on October 21, 2005

Wow. You could get a mouthful of Yikes!
posted by Smedleyman at 12:55 PM on October 21, 2005

Fou'fone. (2nd link, scroll to next-to-last graf.)
But, hell, it's all French to me.
posted by sixpack at 1:30 PM on October 21, 2005

i find this strange.
posted by 3.2.3 at 7:12 PM on October 21, 2005

On the other hand try explaining to your GP how you ended up with a case of candida in your mouth.

Actually, to be serious for a moment, this isn't as rare as you think. I read somewhere that something like 25% of people have a yeast infection in their GI tract, and most of them don't know it.
posted by kindall at 9:53 PM on October 21, 2005

sixpack writes "Fou'fone. (2nd link, scroll to next-to-last graf.) "

Well, maybe in Brussels, but only there. You should hear what the rest of us francophones say about les belges...
posted by clevershark at 9:56 PM on October 21, 2005

Great thread. Icky beer concept, but great thread. :)
posted by dejah420 at 10:19 PM on October 21, 2005

jimmy wins!
posted by Alt F4 at 6:57 PM on October 22, 2005

Schlitz.
posted by painquale at 12:51 PM on October 23, 2005