She's very bendy.

December 20, 2005 9:34 AM

The ultimate rubber woman. (embedded video clip)
posted by debralee (40 comments total)

Oh dear.
posted by SassHat at 9:41 AM on December 20, 2005

Hauntingly repulsive.
posted by fire&wings at 9:42 AM on December 20, 2005

Fark is looking for this.... They lost it a couple of years ago..
posted by HuronBob at 9:43 AM on December 20, 2005

holy.... jeezu....... oh my g...... i'm speechless. Utterly.
posted by pjern at 9:50 AM on December 20, 2005

...why does that make me think of a strange spider-human hybrid....?

disturbing.
posted by knapah at 9:59 AM on December 20, 2005

That makes my back hurt, watching that.
posted by teece at 10:00 AM on December 20, 2005

Most of it is not very attractive.

But still, I would love to have sex with someone that flexible. I think I have a sufficiently vibrant imagination to make it worth my while.

Kind of like a real life Aeon Flux.
posted by Ynoxas at 10:01 AM on December 20, 2005

I think I have a sufficiently vibrant imagination to make it worth my while.

You're twisted dude.
posted by three blind mice at 10:04 AM on December 20, 2005

Tough act to follow.
posted by piratebowling at 10:11 AM on December 20, 2005

It's your ligaments calling, they miss you.
posted by gottabefunky at 10:11 AM on December 20, 2005

The woman in the silver bodysuit has no bones.

I went to high school with a girl who could do freaky contortionist stuff like that-- by which I mean she did it on stage; what she may have been capable of in bed was left up to my sixteen-year-old imagination. I remember she did this one trick where she bent over backwards onto all fours, and then kind of loped... I can't describe it, but it was like something out of Clive Barker.
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:14 AM on December 20, 2005

woah. Ok, that was creepy as hell, although I'm sure the music had something to do with it as well. Still, fairly awesome. What humans are capable of always manages to surprise me.
posted by Stunt at 10:14 AM on December 20, 2005

Ha! Somebody's skirt falls off about a minute into the clip, and she picks it up hastily and refastens it. (Look for the audience members in the yellow cheerleader-type outfits at the far right.)
posted by designbot at 10:15 AM on December 20, 2005

There was a contortionist fellow in Battery Park this summer, wearing a bumblebee-striped leotard and one of those smiling 'drama' masks. He could walk and swing on his hands in a way that I'm still struggling to forget.

and last minute santa claus = holiday bonus points!
posted by arialblack at 10:20 AM on December 20, 2005

I would love to have sex with someone that flexible.

That's her job, dude. She probably wants to leave her work at the office.
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:27 AM on December 20, 2005

arialblack, I'm guessing we saw the same guy -- I saw someone similar in South St. Seaport in late summer, but he was in red and black. Dreadlocks?

This bendy girl -- most of her act I'm okay with, but there's some connection in her lower back that is just not right. Eesh. My animal brain thinks she should be very broken indeed if her back's doing that.
posted by booksandlibretti at 10:29 AM on December 20, 2005

Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
Long as you love me
It's all right
Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
You got the power to turn on the light
posted by kcds at 10:33 AM on December 20, 2005

ick. just ick.
posted by JeffK at 10:53 AM on December 20, 2005

Direct link.

Nice popping and locking, but not as good as that Kraftwerk guy... HEY! Did she just sit on her own head? Sweeeet!

The best part is at the end when she's side-winding towards those kids at the edge of the mat. That one girl looks like she's so taughtly sprung and ready to bolt, just waiting for the smallest little sign of cravings for human flesh.
posted by loquacious at 10:59 AM on December 20, 2005

Thank you.
I am now going to puke.
posted by Outlawyr at 11:12 AM on December 20, 2005

What a great way to scare the shit out of a chiropractor.
posted by CynicalKnight at 11:18 AM on December 20, 2005

square in the uncanny trench.
posted by seanmpuckett at 11:24 AM on December 20, 2005

Ha! Somebody's skirt falls off about a minute into the clip, and she picks it up hastily and refastens it. (Look for the audience members in the yellow cheerleader-type outfits at the far right.)

Let me guess, you noticed the gorilla in the basketball video too?
posted by Krrrlson at 11:34 AM on December 20, 2005

> square in the uncanny trench.

She can just about get her face into the uncanny trench.

When her legs ran around her head, I thought of this.
posted by pracowity at 11:42 AM on December 20, 2005

Wimps.
posted by scheptech at 11:51 AM on December 20, 2005

What do you mean the ultimate rubber woman?

I'm holding out for an even more rubber woman...
posted by jpburns at 12:48 PM on December 20, 2005

She should hookup with Daniel The Rubber Boy. They could start a family of slinkies.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 2:03 PM on December 20, 2005

That opens up possibilities of unearthly pleasures that man is just not supposed to see.
posted by geekhorde at 2:13 PM on December 20, 2005

Wasn't there a swami or someone in the 80s (on That's Incredible, if my memory serves) that stuck himself into a really really small box?

All I can remember from that is the clear-plastic box getting all fogged up from his breath.
posted by thanotopsis at 3:06 PM on December 20, 2005

Yea, but can she THINK contorted thoughts like me? I thought so.
posted by alteredcarbon at 3:30 PM on December 20, 2005

I often wonder how contortionists feel at forty or fifty. Do their natural flexibility and loose joints allow them to age without too much pain? Or does this sort of thing end up tearing you up when you get older?
posted by LeeJay at 4:09 PM on December 20, 2005

Bathe her. Bring her to my tent.
posted by hal9k at 4:32 PM on December 20, 2005

That was fucking hot.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:56 PM on December 20, 2005

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ditto civil d.
reminded me of this . NNNNNSFW
posted by lalochezia at 5:00 PM on December 20, 2005

Burn Ossify the witch!
posted by rob511 at 6:03 PM on December 20, 2005

I remember that swami guy thanotopsis. Kind of made me wonder just how someone goes about picking up a trick like that: I mean, I'm sure that small, clear plastic boxes are *such* an integral part of yoga....
posted by JHarris at 5:36 AM on December 21, 2005

She should be on That's Incredible! In 1978!
posted by ParisParamus at 5:42 AM on December 21, 2005

Woulda been better if she'd been nekkid.
posted by phrits at 7:23 AM on December 21, 2005

Miss Voldo needs better choreography
posted by [this is good] at 4:41 PM on December 21, 2005

is that the same chick from the m&m candy bar commercial?
posted by deafweatherman at 12:36 AM on December 22, 2005