Feet Meat

February 24, 2006 11:18 AM

Feet Meat. {Probably NSFW}
posted by dios (48 comments total)

Gah!!! *closes window*
posted by loquacious at 11:21 AM on February 24, 2006

Dios, WHat is wromg with you!?!?!?!?!?
posted by Elim at 11:22 AM on February 24, 2006 [1 favorite]

DIOS What is wrong with my spelling?
posted by Elim at 11:22 AM on February 24, 2006 [1 favorite]

Awesome. This will really get those IT guys wondering what we do up here all day.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 11:26 AM on February 24, 2006

That was perhaps the most evil FPP of all time. Dios, you are my hero.
posted by JeffK at 11:27 AM on February 24, 2006

I don't dare open this, but the tags will having me laughing all day.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:28 AM on February 24, 2006

As will my grammar.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:29 AM on February 24, 2006

Too much legalese (on the splash page).
posted by badger_flammable at 11:29 AM on February 24, 2006

This is what Dios thinks about Roky Erikson?
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:32 AM on February 24, 2006

Has anybody else thought of how much fun it would be to have a site where you just made up fetishes, and then portrayed them as "real?" I bet you could make a ton of money.

I'd bet you would also get plenty of folks that said how hot you were making them too!
posted by Pollomacho at 11:32 AM on February 24, 2006

I'd bet you would also get plenty of folks that said how hot you were making them too!

Back in the early days of Usenet, an acquaintance of mine founded alt.sex.fetish.nasal. It was meant as a joke, but... well... you can probably imagine.
posted by Faint of Butt at 11:37 AM on February 24, 2006

alt.sex.fetish.nasal

Oh, oh god. Excuse me for a minute, actually more like a minute and a half...
posted by Pollomacho at 11:45 AM on February 24, 2006

You too? Anyone got a smoke? Phew!!
posted by loquacious at 11:50 AM on February 24, 2006

Dios we always knew you were a closet pervert... we open our arms to embrace your new found perviness.
posted by stilgar at 11:51 AM on February 24, 2006

OK, that's funny. Good post, dios.
posted by 327.ca at 11:52 AM on February 24, 2006

Goddammit. This is a members-only site, dios, why you wanna tease a bro like this? (Or am I the only MeFite who's not a member? What the hell is that "dead feet" story about?)
posted by Gator at 11:55 AM on February 24, 2006

alt.sex.fetish.nasal

Oooh...pass me the tissues...I think I have to, err, I think I'm going to blow!
posted by Shfishp at 11:55 AM on February 24, 2006

I opened the link and thought "I'm gonna go back to that thread and ask dios what the hell is wrong with him". Then I opened the thread and saw that the question had already been posed, two comments in.
posted by jonson at 11:57 AM on February 24, 2006

:( mommy??
posted by youarenothere at 11:58 AM on February 24, 2006

:( mommy??

*Puts mask back to mouth, inhales deeply
posted by Pollomacho at 12:02 PM on February 24, 2006

DON'T YOU FUCKIN LOOK AT ME
posted by sonofsamiam at 12:16 PM on February 24, 2006

I had to click after reading the comments. So wrong, so awesome. I love best that it's a members only site.
posted by OmieWise at 12:18 PM on February 24, 2006

Oh holy hell, that's so beautiful...
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 12:23 PM on February 24, 2006

Err. The- I didn't mean...yeah, you know what I mean.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 12:23 PM on February 24, 2006

The 'tour' link is broken...
posted by kika at 12:40 PM on February 24, 2006

That's one tasty-lookin' sandwich.
posted by graventy at 12:46 PM on February 24, 2006

sonofsamiam-
WHERE'S MY BOURBON
posted by 235w103 at 12:48 PM on February 24, 2006

dios, you deserve a commendation. Truly, you have shown us that the Internet is over.
posted by jenovus at 12:48 PM on February 24, 2006

I really don't see what you all find so disgusting about this.
posted by jimmy at 12:52 PM on February 24, 2006

For anyone who doesn't dare click:

This site depicts womens' feet with female nudity. The mature content within is not intended for minors nor for those who would find such site/pics offensive.

You have been warned!!
posted by languagehat at 12:53 PM on February 24, 2006

/me takes foot out of mouth, adds salt.
posted by furtive at 12:53 PM on February 24, 2006

I won't click on that, but there is a reason shoe salesmen creep me out
posted by konolia at 12:57 PM on February 24, 2006

Faint of Butt: here's a little something for you (not safe for work or normal people).
posted by adamrice at 1:01 PM on February 24, 2006

To those wondering if they'll be traumatized if they open Dios' link:

Probably not. Feet in sandwiches, that sort of thing.
posted by five fresh fish at 1:13 PM on February 24, 2006

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up smoking the pinkie.
posted by CynicalKnight at 2:01 PM on February 24, 2006

My eyes, my eyes.... bleagh.
posted by greycap at 2:50 PM on February 24, 2006

As creepy as the site initially seemed, I was consoled by this:

This site is for those who enjoy putting cute feet in their mouths, taken to a satirical extreme.

This is not for everyone (and it's SATIRE - as in ironic humour. Don't run out and eat anyones feet, male or female, k?)
posted by booksandlibretti at 3:01 PM on February 24, 2006

DON'T YOU FUCKIN LOOK AT ME

Here's to your fuck, Frank!
posted by ludwig_van at 3:07 PM on February 24, 2006

Look, I like girl's feet as much as the next guy, probably more so.

But I just can't gather what's hot about a girl's feet inside a submarine sandwich. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

However, I think some of you doth protest too much. It's just bare feet. Jesus. Feet are generally not found to be offensive, especially to guys. There's a reason half the girls in commercials and music videos are barefoot. Ever look through a fashion magazine? It's like there is a shoe shortage.

I don't have a neck fetish, but I wouldn't go screaming into the other room because I see one naked, or with a scoop of ice cream on it. I might find it terribly odd, but not frightening or disgusting.

konolia: i'm not sure what the overlap would be between foot fetishists and shoe salesmen... I think sometimes people just have crappy retail jobs.
posted by Ynoxas at 3:32 PM on February 24, 2006

I would Post the same to a pix of a turnip next to a bicycle pump. "Dios, What is wrong with you!?!?!?!?!?"
posted by Elim at 3:46 PM on February 24, 2006

Has anybody else thought of how much fun it would be to have a site where you just made up fetishes, and then portrayed them as "real?" I bet you could make a ton of money.

I've been meaning to create a "Hot Polyamical Action" site for a while: "Look how Frank shamelessly indulges in a beer with Matt - and his friend Tom is okay with it!!"
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 3:52 PM on February 24, 2006

pix of a turnip next to a bicycle pump

Oh. My. God. What the *fuck* is wrong with you, sicko?
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:07 PM on February 24, 2006

Has anybody else thought of how much fun it would be to have a site where you just made up fetishes, and then portrayed them as "real?" I bet you could make a ton of money.

Y'know, that seems like a perfect use for a wiki. WikiFetish.com happens to be available. Who wants to pony up and get it started?
posted by Gator at 4:18 PM on February 24, 2006

Kind of puts a new spin on the cockney rhyming slang "plates of meat".
posted by komilnefopa at 4:30 PM on February 24, 2006

Q) What's alt.sex.fetish.nasal all about?
A) Who the fuck nose?
posted by kcds at 7:26 PM on February 24, 2006

No RSS feet feed?
posted by NewBornHippy at 9:38 PM on February 24, 2006

Nasal fetish...
posted by klausness at 12:34 AM on February 25, 2006

Well played, Pollomacho. (and ludwig_van)
posted by shoepal at 7:50 AM on February 25, 2006