Seeing double or worse

March 21, 2006 10:13 AM

Twincerely yours .... Specialising in single malts.
posted by johnny7 (36 comments total)

Staffed by identical twins and co-owned by Tom Berenger. Who cares about the food?
posted by MrMoonPie at 10:22 AM on March 21, 2006

How odd.
posted by delmoi at 10:27 AM on March 21, 2006

Wow, this is stupid.
posted by thirteenkiller at 10:30 AM on March 21, 2006

Discriminatory hiring practices.
posted by billysumday at 10:30 AM on March 21, 2006

If I order take-out, do I have to pay double the tip to twin delivery guys?
posted by adamms222 at 10:32 AM on March 21, 2006

Is there something interesting about the content on this page that might warrant discussion from others?
posted by aladfar at 10:35 AM on March 21, 2006

Oh, I get it now. I guess it's a little interesting - the wording of the post made me think it was nothing more than a link to a restaurant page (which it is, but there's a bit more to it).
posted by aladfar at 10:37 AM on March 21, 2006

aladfar, did you miss the part about how it's staffed by identical twins and co-owned by Tom Berenger? I mean, c'mon! It's staffed by identical twins and co-owned by Tom Berenger! Tom Berenger, man!
posted by MrMoonPie at 10:38 AM on March 21, 2006

Tom Berenger ate my twin.
This post sucks ass.
posted by docpops at 10:43 AM on March 21, 2006

Crap, I thought we were going to talk about single malts.

I miss Migs.
posted by Slithy_Tove at 10:47 AM on March 21, 2006

This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite MeFi comments:

"So, I had a twin..in my brain!" "Cool!" "But my brain ate it!" "Sad!"
posted by Gator at 10:48 AM on March 21, 2006

Tom Berenger? You mean the star of Sniper and Last of the Dogmen? Where do I call to make reservations!?
posted by lodurr at 10:53 AM on March 21, 2006

(... oh, and, obligatory eyebrow-wriggle about Tom Berenger and twin sisters... please fill in the blanks yourselves, I'm already feeling kind of dirty for just going this far with it...)
posted by lodurr at 10:54 AM on March 21, 2006

I got Tom Beringer confused with Tom Sizemore for a second. I was excited until I realized my error.
posted by Mayor Curley at 10:56 AM on March 21, 2006

These twins would all be better off if they went and worked for McDonalds:

Several sets of twins are among McDonald's employees trialling a new innovation in flexible working being pioneered by the company.

The Family Contract enables two people from the same family working in the same McDonald's restaurant to cover each other's shifts - with no prior notice.

Two sets of twin brothers are using the contracts in one restaurant in Cambridgeshire, while in Cardiff identical twins Omah and Ali Dulaeh, students aged 22, have swapped shifts on a regular basis since joining the scheme. They look so alike that often their name badge is the only thing that tells their restaurant manager who is doing the shift!
posted by Otis at 10:56 AM on March 21, 2006

Don't these fools realize that they're practically asking Two Face to rob them?
posted by Verdant at 10:58 AM on March 21, 2006

and my comment was deleted?

Oh! I see now! BEST OF THE WEB! My life has been enhanced by this meaningful post. An FPP for the Hall of Fame! Where's my SUPERAWESOMEKICKASS flag?

>:P
posted by indiebass at 10:59 AM on March 21, 2006

I mean, c'mon! It's staffed by identical twins and co-owned by Tom Berenger! Tom Berenger, man!

Twins on a plane?

I'd love to see fraternal twins get turned down

Well, at least guys and unmarried women could still show driver's licenses.
posted by dhartung at 11:14 AM on March 21, 2006

Twins on a mother-fuckin' plane, man.
posted by lodurr at 11:37 AM on March 21, 2006

Crap, I thought we were going to talk about single malts.
I miss Migs.
posted by Slithy_Tove at 1:47 PM EST on March 21 [!]

I'm flagging for this discrepency.
posted by Busithoth at 11:46 AM on March 21, 2006

Bzzzzzzzzzzzttt!

Deviation.
posted by i_cola at 12:27 PM on March 21, 2006

I'd be more impressed if it were owned by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:31 PM on March 21, 2006

Crap, I thought we were going to talk about single malts.
.
posted by lagavulin at 12:35 PM on March 21, 2006

Tom Berenger ate my twin. This post sucks ass

Tom Berenger's twin ate my ass.

This post merely wimpers.
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:40 PM on March 21, 2006

Didn't this place close years ago?
posted by bashos_frog at 12:47 PM on March 21, 2006

Single Malts.

I'll take a Glenmorangie over identical twins any day.
posted by rollbiz at 12:52 PM on March 21, 2006

I wonder if Twinkies is on the menu.
posted by spock at 2:03 PM on March 21, 2006

Would I be starting a holy war to opine that Lagavulin tastes like burnt styrofoam smells?
posted by spock at 2:05 PM on March 21, 2006

spock writes:
> Would I be starting a holy war to opine that Lagavulin
> tastes like burnt styrofoam smells?

In a word, yes.

Lagavulin, Laphroaig and Ardbeg are the three most strongly flavoured Islay malts. I hate to break it to you, but Lagavulin is probably the mildest of the three!

If you like the smokey, peaty flavour (which it sounds like you don't) but not in that intensity, Bowmore - from the middle of the island - make some wonderful malts that retain those characteristics, but are otherwise more like a Highland malt. Highly recommended.
posted by tim_in_oz at 6:48 PM on March 21, 2006

spock writes:
> Would I be starting a holy war to opine that Lagavulin
> tastes like burnt styrofoam smells?

There is a almost full bottle of Laphroaig in the kitchen at my workplace. Everything else gets consumed, even the wierd homemade booze gifts, but not the Laphroaig.

As an aside, if anyone is ever in Odense Denmark, there is a great attic whisky bar with a tasty list. I took a drinking tour of the highlands here/there?, once upon a time.
posted by blink_left at 7:40 PM on March 21, 2006

tim_in_oz nails it. Strong smoked peat is a love it or hate it, I happen to love it. Bowmore is a great recommendation too, for those who want something a bit more middle of the line on super strong taste. It's also reasonably priced ($20-25), at least where I live.
posted by rollbiz at 9:09 PM on March 21, 2006

"YOU CAN ONLY MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION ONCE WE MAKE IT TWICE"

You can...once we...what?
posted by sklero at 11:23 PM on March 21, 2006

sklero -- they got eminem to write their site copy.

You only get
one shot
Do not miss
your chance
To blow
this opportunity
Comes once in a lifetime
posted by lodurr at 5:17 AM on March 22, 2006

Twins? I count four.
posted by sixpack at 6:21 AM on March 22, 2006

One shot, one kill my ass.
posted by slimepuppy at 7:19 AM on March 22, 2006

Recently, I stopped by my local liquor store to buy a bottle of Bowmore. The clerk there asked me if I'd like to do a tasting of the different types, (IIRC) the 12-, 15-, and 17-year olds, and the newer ones aged in Port, Sherry, and, I think, Bordeaux barrels. Fabulous.
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:40 AM on March 22, 2006