Hot For Teacher
May 12, 2006 12:55 PM Subscribe
There's a USA National Bikini Team? Time was you had to actually have sex with a student before you got in trouble. Now it seems, you don't even have to go that far! After all that, let's hope the good ole U.S. of A. can beat the Swedes
Um ... Fark?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 1:04 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by ZenMasterThis at 1:04 PM on May 12, 2006
First the Oozinator thread, then this. I'm sensing a common theme here.
posted by Gamblor at 1:06 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by Gamblor at 1:06 PM on May 12, 2006
The ruling may not matter. Chevillar said she's quitting her teaching job but plans to continue modeling.
Well, duh. With publicity like this, who needs a 9 to 5?
posted by NationalKato at 1:08 PM on May 12, 2006
Well, duh. With publicity like this, who needs a 9 to 5?
posted by NationalKato at 1:08 PM on May 12, 2006
They can take my temperature -- rectum-style!!!
posted by stinkycheese at 1:34 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by stinkycheese at 1:34 PM on May 12, 2006
Maybe both being a teacher and having sex with a boy are similar perveted forms of motherhood for these women.
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 1:37 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 1:37 PM on May 12, 2006
holy shit.... i wish i had gone to school in florida! i'd gladly be molested by her any day.
posted by Doorstop at 1:42 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by Doorstop at 1:42 PM on May 12, 2006
Whats with all the vaguely french names: Chevillar, LeTourneau, LaFave. I sense an under the radar smear campaign from the same folks that brought us freedom fries. Or maybe the french genes predispose one towards statutory rape (or in Chevillar's case, poor modelling career moves). Hang on... I'm an 1/8th french.... better watch out....
posted by jrb223 at 1:48 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by jrb223 at 1:48 PM on May 12, 2006
I thought the same thing keswick. Enterprise High Hornets RULE! [but the teachers didn't look like that]
posted by birdherder at 1:50 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by birdherder at 1:50 PM on May 12, 2006
whoops, just realized lafave and letourneau were both their married names... so I guess it's more a correlation between being interested in 13 year old boys and being interested in unsatisfying frenchmen....
posted by jrb223 at 1:51 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by jrb223 at 1:51 PM on May 12, 2006
it's a good thing there aren't any beaches in florida ... can you imagine the moral corruption that would be possible if there were? ... teachers, beaches, bikinis and cameras
it's a damn good thing a town like west palm beach doesn't ...
oh oh
posted by pyramid termite at 1:51 PM on May 12, 2006
it's a damn good thing a town like west palm beach doesn't ...
oh oh
posted by pyramid termite at 1:51 PM on May 12, 2006
Oddly enough, I can't find anything on Fark about the Oozinator. They're all over this though...yesterday.
posted by stinkycheese at 1:54 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by stinkycheese at 1:54 PM on May 12, 2006
I saw a Girls Gone Wild once where the girl said she was a teacher.
Teachers are people too, they have sex, etc. (Just shouldn't do it with their students, of coruse)
posted by delmoi at 1:55 PM on May 12, 2006
Teachers are people too, they have sex, etc. (Just shouldn't do it with their students, of coruse)
posted by delmoi at 1:55 PM on May 12, 2006
Doorstop, here's the arrest report from The Smoking Gun. The quote from the student involved: "It was awesome."
posted by Gamblor at 1:55 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by Gamblor at 1:55 PM on May 12, 2006
Weird. All the "wah wah wah Metafilter is not FARK" comments I've seen lately. Methinks thou dost protest too much.
/reads both
//slashie slashie
posted by Cookiebastard at 2:18 PM on May 12, 2006
/reads both
//slashie slashie
posted by Cookiebastard at 2:18 PM on May 12, 2006
It's interesting how you don't link to any male child molesters.
posted by Auguris at 2:23 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by Auguris at 2:23 PM on May 12, 2006
Auguris: that's because male child molesters are monstrous sexual predators who should be castrated by wild dogs. Debra LaFave and Mary Kay Letourneau, on the other hand, are every heterosexual 14 year old boy's wet dream, literally. Is that a double standard, you bet! Guess what, there are differences between the sexes. It's crazy but true.
posted by [expletive deleted] at 3:04 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by [expletive deleted] at 3:04 PM on May 12, 2006
that's because male child molesters are monstrous sexual predators who should be castrated by wild dogs. Debra LaFave and Mary Kay Letourneau, on the other hand, are every heterosexual 14 year old boy's wet dream, literally. Is that a double standard, you bet! Guess what, there are differences between the sexes. It's crazy but true.
Not necessarily.
posted by me & my monkey at 3:30 PM on May 12, 2006
Not necessarily.
posted by me & my monkey at 3:30 PM on May 12, 2006
Well, we did once have the Swimsuit Squad. Oh, Swimsuit Squad, how I miss you.
posted by adamrice at 4:22 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by adamrice at 4:22 PM on May 12, 2006
Me & my monkey, my first post was a bit hyperbolic. What I should have said is that people like LeFave and Letourneau are glaring counterpoints to the dogma that all sexual relationships between and adult and young adolescent are equally predatory. To suggest that a teenager fucking his hot twentysomething teacher in the back of her SUV is the same kind of thing as an adult man raping a prepubescent girl is not only insane, it cheapens the horror of true child sexual abuse.
posted by [expletive deleted] at 4:47 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by [expletive deleted] at 4:47 PM on May 12, 2006
As a male, does effing your hot female teacher at 13 yrs old have any sort of long-term negative effects on you? (besides inflating your ego?)
Also, they say that girls (sorry, young women) mature sooner/faster than guys, so what's up with the age of consent not reflecting that bit of lore?
posted by shoepal at 4:54 PM on May 12, 2006
Also, they say that girls (sorry, young women) mature sooner/faster than guys, so what's up with the age of consent not reflecting that bit of lore?
posted by shoepal at 4:54 PM on May 12, 2006
As a male, effing my hot female teacher at 13 years old would have done WONDERS for my self-esteem. Long term negative effects? Well, if we got caught the media glare would be a serious negative.
The sex? As the "victim" in the Debra Lafave case said it would have been awesome.
posted by Justinian at 5:08 PM on May 12, 2006
The sex? As the "victim" in the Debra Lafave case said it would have been awesome.
posted by Justinian at 5:08 PM on May 12, 2006
Awesome and very, very, very short, in all likelyhood.
posted by Justinian at 5:09 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by Justinian at 5:09 PM on May 12, 2006
As a male, does effing your hot female teacher at 13 yrs old have any sort of long-term negative effects on you?
Almost every book by John Irving has a theme of an adolescent boy engaging in a relationship with an older woman. He has admitted that this comes out of his own life experience. In an interview with Jon Steward he said "The negative effect of having your first sexual experience with an older woman is that no other sex will ever be that good again" (I am paraphrasing). So there you go. :)
posted by Shusha at 7:39 PM on May 12, 2006
Almost every book by John Irving has a theme of an adolescent boy engaging in a relationship with an older woman. He has admitted that this comes out of his own life experience. In an interview with Jon Steward he said "The negative effect of having your first sexual experience with an older woman is that no other sex will ever be that good again" (I am paraphrasing). So there you go. :)
posted by Shusha at 7:39 PM on May 12, 2006
Bi-polar, doubly-penetrated, ex-teacher. (Those last two are NSFW.)
posted by If I Had An Anus at 9:30 PM on May 12, 2006
posted by If I Had An Anus at 9:30 PM on May 12, 2006
These sorts of things bring out the double gender standards of society:
Imagine if she was a he, boinking his female students and posting photos of himself wearing a bikini.
posted by spazzm at 1:36 AM on May 13, 2006
Imagine if she was a he, boinking his female students and posting photos of himself wearing a bikini.
posted by spazzm at 1:36 AM on May 13, 2006
That smoking gun link proves again that cops are illiterates, I think. The all-caps writing is annoying, although I imagine that might be policy or something, but come on, "EYE-POD" (repeatedly), "SMOOTHY" (repeatedly), "HIGH/BYE RELATIONSHIP", etc. Morans.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 2:47 AM on May 13, 2006
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 2:47 AM on May 13, 2006
What, no obligatory "hot for teacher" joke?
Anyway. I remember Janine Lindemueller, the pornstar, talking about how she wanted to be a teacher when she got out of the sex industry.
Yeah, that's gonna happen.
posted by Target Practice at 3:10 AM on May 13, 2006
Anyway. I remember Janine Lindemueller, the pornstar, talking about how she wanted to be a teacher when she got out of the sex industry.
Yeah, that's gonna happen.
posted by Target Practice at 3:10 AM on May 13, 2006
What, no obligatory "hot for teacher" joke?
The thread title is informative in this regard.
posted by kenko at 10:55 AM on May 13, 2006
The thread title is informative in this regard.
posted by kenko at 10:55 AM on May 13, 2006
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