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July 19, 2006 10:44 PM   Subscribe

Phoenix police say there are two serial killers operating in the area. One of them shot a burro. A burro! FFS! warning: last link has bg music
posted by thirteenkiller (20 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: newsfilter -- also thirteenkiller is a girl.



 
WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF LOS BURROS?!@?!!!1
posted by keswick at 10:54 PM on July 19, 2006


Is this fucking funny?
posted by stavrogin at 10:55 PM on July 19, 2006


I'm appalled by this news. Is there somebody in AZ who can check on my burro? I want to make sure he's okay.
posted by neckro23 at 10:57 PM on July 19, 2006


Glad to see the "burros" tag finally get some love.
posted by cortex at 11:01 PM on July 19, 2006


Cheers for the long-ears
posted by homunculus at 11:35 PM on July 19, 2006


Fuck the burros; jesus I know a ton of people in the Phoenix area...
inconsiderate bastids
posted by blastrid at 11:38 PM on July 19, 2006


yeah, color me badd, but shove your humor about this up your ass.

No pun intended. I really do think you are a prick.

And wow! What if your friend was one of the victims? Rape and murder. Fodder for humor.

Stupid asshole.
posted by Sr_Cluba at 11:49 PM on July 19, 2006


this is humor? Are burros less important than humans?
posted by wumpus at 11:56 PM on July 19, 2006


This thread is going well.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 12:10 AM on July 20, 2006


Thirteenkiller broke from his M.O?

Allow me to fix this for you:

Serial killers are so cool. Click previous sentence for more information.
posted by sourwookie at 12:26 AM on July 20, 2006


Nuke the Whales next?
posted by wtfchuck at 1:09 AM on July 20, 2006


Stupid asshole.

You, sir, clearly do not know your burro from a hole in the ground.
posted by ikkyu2 at 1:18 AM on July 20, 2006


Nuke the Whales next?

Only the gay ones...
posted by Dreamghost at 1:22 AM on July 20, 2006


Also be safe moift...
posted by Dreamghost at 1:55 AM on July 20, 2006


WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF LOS BURROS?!@?!!!1

OR ROB BARROS LOL
posted by Smart Dalek at 3:11 AM on July 20, 2006


BURROS HAHA

--Aug. 6 -- 13-year-old girl and 14-year-old girl are sexually assaulted.

OMG BURROS!!

--Aug. 14 -- 19-year-old woman and 18-year-old woman are sexually assaulted.

BURROS!???

--Sept. 8 -- Georgia Thompson is fatally shot and found outside her Tempe apartment.

BURROS!!!!

--Sept. 15 -- 27-year-old woman is sexually assaulted.

BURROS%%%%%

--Sept. 20 -- 21-year-old woman and 23-year-old woman are sexually assaulted.

BURROS^!#^%

--Sept. 28 -- 12-year-old girl and her 36-year-old mother are sexually assaulted. The two are also robbed along with three others -- a 16-year-old girl, 17-year-old girl and 48-year-old woman.

BURROS!@@$@$

--Nov. 3 -- 21-year-old woman is sexually assaulted.

BURROS...>>>>

--Dec. 12 -- Tina Washington, 39, is fatally shot behind a liquor store.

BURROS^@#^@#^

--2006

--March 15 -- Liliana Sanchez-Cabrera, 20, is fatally shot and found in a co-worker's car.

BURROS hahaha no burros in the car

--March 15 -- Chao "George" Chou, 23, Sanchez-Cabrera's co-worker, is fatally shot and found in an alley.

BURROS?>!<%%

--March 29 -- Kristin Nicole Gibbons, 26, is killed behind a business.

BURROs!!!

--May 1 -- 25-year-old woman is sexually assaulted.

BURROS^%^%^%

--June 29 -- Carmen Miranda, 37, is abducted at a carwash and later found dead.

BURROS WOAAA

Chronological list

Jesus I tried to flag and move on jesus I really tried...
posted by cavalier at 3:59 AM on July 20, 2006 [1 favorite]


Carmen Miranda, 37, is abducted at a carwash and later found dead.

it musta been the hat.
posted by quonsar at 4:19 AM on July 20, 2006


They offered three links about the murders and assaults. Then decided to add on a tidbit of information about an odd occurence that was part of the whole deal. I read the tone as incredulous, not "OMG, A CUTE BURRO!"

Actually, the burro was one of many animal victims...

--June 29 -- A horse is found shot to death in Tolleson.
--July 19 -- A horse is shot and wounded in Tolleson.
--July 20 -- A dog is shot to death.
--July 25 -- Horse is found shot to death in Avondale.
--July 25 -- A burro is shot and wounded.
--Aug. 5 -- A horse is found shot to death.
--Aug. 6 -- A horse is shot and wounded.
--Aug. 11 -- A dog is shot and wounded.
--Aug. 11 -- A dog is shot and wounded.
--Dec. 29 -- A dog is shot to death.

All together, I think it helps offer even more evidence of the psychopathic tendencies of the killers.
posted by Atreides at 4:35 AM on July 20, 2006


This is not funny, but this made me lol in spite of myself.
posted by exlotuseater at 4:58 AM on July 20, 2006


The "Baseline Killer" seems to break the standard serial killer paradigm wherein the victims usually have a consistent profile (age, sex, ethnicity, appearance, etc.). Makes it all the more scary.
posted by persona non grata at 5:12 AM on July 20, 2006


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